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sorry to everyone who ever invited me to a discord server and then there were over 10 other people there and i never interacted after that. i got scared and muted everything and never looked back. i still love u
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IM DUMPING CRUDE OIL ON THE POST BELOW THIS
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Today my Advanced Clinical Pathology professor trailed off in the middle of class and said, “If I seem distracted, it’s because last night I was talking with a friend and she asked ‘Who’s that chick in Titanic?’ but all I heard was ‘Chicken Titanic,’ and ever since then I’ve been thinking about a chicken on the bow of the Titanic like Kate Winslet, wings held high. It’s all I can think about.”
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saw this on Facebook and thought "wow that's pretty helpful I'm going to share it on tumblr, i'll just crop off the thing about the tick that got left out" but then I read the comments and decided I had to share those too because same
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post by @theeffens on TikTok
I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.
People were always really confused and shocked.
The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.
Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.
He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪
losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.
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anybody else feel that being human is like being a long-time syndicated cartoon character watching the world get more complex while your own design stays the same until youre incongruous with the reality around you??
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Returning to my roots with this blurr. Getting a feel for my new brush and also experimenting a bit!
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I wanted to fiddle with the Six Fanarts art meme (Transformers edition!), so I asked for suggestions over on Bluesky. They did not disappoint!
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Men invented dueling so they could shoot hot loads into eachother
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Absolutely losing my mind over this text I got from a client today
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URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD
Dear humanity,
Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.
I'm Amal from Gaza. 🍉
Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.
My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.
I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment
I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺 .
Please Donate now:👇👇 👇
https://gofund.me/305028dd
Thank you for your compassion and kindness
25#free_palestine 🍉🇵🇸
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btw i cannot speak for every person but in general i can say with confidence that people fundraising likely do not give a fuckkkkkk what else you post about. i’ve never seen this addressed but i wonder if some bloggers here think they can’t put their heart behind a fundraiser because of the other content they log on for. i promise it does not matter. yeah i do sometimes chuckle when i see dykepenis666falloutboy or whatever type gay person url in a fundraiser post but it just super fucking does not matter. like it is not a transgression to champion human life while also being a human person who’s annoying or horny or whatever but it is actually cowardly and presumptuous to pretend your content is the thing preventing you from doing more for people in desperate circumstances begging you for your help
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#i lose my shit every time my liege graces my dash#like#oh wow their shiny muppety presence is blinding
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This might be handy for the writing crowd
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