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We also figured out—the hard way—that the ancients probably cut each layer of linen to the proper shape before gluing them together. For our first linothorax, we glued together 15 layers of linen to form a one centimeter-thick slab, and then tried to cut out the required shape. Large shears were defeated; bolt cutters failed. The only way we were ultimately able to cut the laminated linen slab was with an electric saw equipped with a blade for cutting metal. At least this confirmed our suspicion that linen armor would have been extremely tough. We also found out that linen stiffened with rabbit glue strikes dogs as in irresistibly tasty rabbit-flavored chew toy, and that our Labrador retriever should not be left alone with our research project.
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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Now that I've finished Vampyr I can now recognize a few glaring issues with the writing and design. But is that gonna make me love it less? Absolutely not.
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I see you've noticed my overhead mural of mushrooms. That's myceiling.
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Jonathan being a doctor and healing being a mechanic of Vampyr, he has so many voice lines that sound straight out of an "imagine your comfort character" tumblr post
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oh my god. oh my god. he really does love plants. Lisa I love you so much
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Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️
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Playing Vampyr for the first time, really enjoying the "eat rat" button
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