whorekey
whorekey
whorekey
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like,,, hockey,,, but im a whore 🦈 sharks 🦈 he/they | 24
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whorekey · 9 days ago
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could not be a hockey player. Big man backs me up to a wall and says you wanna go? I'm getting my wires crossed so bad I go for open mouth kissing do not put me in coach I'll fail in ways previously unknown to science
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whorekey · 13 days ago
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"On off days, our trainer will text me photos of them and they play 'Sting Pong'. We have a ping pong table, and they play 'Sting Pong'. So, like, whoever loses, or whatever —they throw the ball up and they hit it as hard as they can. And they had, like, welts on their back one day. And my trainer's like, 'Dude, you better come in and, like, take care of these guys.' And I'm like, 'This is my off day. I'm in bed.'"
MACKY & SMITTY FEAT. BABYSITTER TYLER TOFFOLI this is a set, do not separate: 3/? (sources)
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whorekey · 22 days ago
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3/5/25
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whorekey · 3 months ago
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updated 🙂‍↕️
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whorekey · 3 months ago
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why do they look like they're working on key #2?
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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whuh?
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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Matthew Tkachuk: Open the Gate
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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If you see articles and tweets about how the Star of David is now a symbol of fascism and think to yourself "maybe they have a point," then whatever you define as your antizionism has absolutely crossed the line into antisemitism
The Star of David is one of the most important symbols in Judaism. The fact that it is on the flag of Israel does not make it fascist. The government of Israel is separate from the symbol. Labeling such a widely used symbol by a marginalized people as fascist is incredibly dangerous and seeks to conflate Jews as a whole with the Israeli government- something antizionists continually claim people shouldn't do. So why are some doing it?
High control groups slowly ease you into believing nonsensical things. They provide "reasoning" and "logic" which goes largely unchallenged within echo chambers. People in these echo chambers are prone to believing it because they start to see it as real logic instead of bigoted, twisted reasoning. Even otherwise intelligent people can fall for their prejudices as they begin to view it as a form of justice
It is a fantasy that high control group leaders go from 0 to 100 in five minutes or refuse to answer any questions- they are usually much more manipulative
Please confront your biases. The Jews are tired
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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whos your 2nd top artist this year
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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reblog for higher sample size!!!
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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sorry man im all booked
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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most listened to song on your spotify wrapped GO
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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get your gay little sports books at QLL: winter edition ⛷️⛸️ 🏒 🥌 🏂 🎿
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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cancel the viagra order…the sharks d works again!
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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hug your goalie y'all. hug your damn goalie 🥰🤗
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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guys what’s going on how’d we get up here
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whorekey · 4 months ago
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crunchy little mackblacks from the goalie interference review <3
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