blasphemouspat
blasphemouspat
when life gives you pussy
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im a big ugly lesbian n im usually on fire
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blasphemouspat · 6 hours ago
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Gender Troubles: The Butches (watch it for free until March 29th)
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blasphemouspat · 6 hours ago
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Valerie Issue 2 is out now!
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blasphemouspat · 15 hours ago
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Everything is probably fine. Just go about your normal life.
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blasphemouspat · 1 day ago
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blasphemouspat · 3 days ago
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3D Pinball for Windows – Space Cadet (1995) devs. Microsoft and Cinematronics, LLC
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blasphemouspat · 4 days ago
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i hate fun
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blasphemouspat · 4 days ago
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blasphemouspat · 4 days ago
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cant wait for lesbian festival season
i wish every woman could experience being in a true female only space at least once. a space away from men in a secluded area. cooking, eating, dancing, creating, swimming, existing only among women. no need for make up, clothing that’s not comfortable and practical, no bras, no shaving, no artificial femininity. if you wanna walk around naked you can be, no one’s gonna stare at you, no fear of a man sitting in the bush filming or masturbating. no body shaming or pointing out any part of your body. no pressure to look perfect. no need to look perfect. just existing and being enough, living without fear and in harmony with our bodies and nature.
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blasphemouspat · 4 days ago
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Easy Homemade Florida Water Recipe No.1 Enchant your herbs using the following tags.
Lavender/Lavanda - for cleansing, protection and peace of home, mind, body and spirit
Orange/Naranja - for spiritual cleansing, to attract good fortune and luck, removal of stagnant energy.
Rosemary/Romero- for cleansing, protection
Cinnamon/Canela - for speed, to attract good luck and fortune
Cloves/Clavo - for domination of adverse conditions, to attract good luck and fortune, to remove negativity and purify spiritual vibrations
Mint/Mentha - for purification of energy, cleansing, protection and the attraction of good luck and fortune
Tangerine/Mandarina - for purification, to attract positive energy, uplift and bring abundance, to clear away negative influences
Lemon/Limon - to purify, cleanse and promote clarity
Mix together in a decent sized bottle, using distilled water and one cup of cheap high proof Vodka or Rum as a preservative, charge on your altar, in the moonlight or using your prayers.
Let sit for a week & Voila!
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blasphemouspat · 5 days ago
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Careful with birding you can become addicted to noticing beauty in everything and appreciating nature
BEWARE OF THIS!!
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blasphemouspat · 6 days ago
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Dichen Lachman and Britt Lower photographed by Ben Stiller on set of Severance S02E07 'Chikhai Bardo'
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blasphemouspat · 6 days ago
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And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful circus".
And you may tell yourself, "These are not my beautiful monkeys".
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blasphemouspat · 6 days ago
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“Menstruate on it” as a synonym for pondering; sounds familiar enough to “ruminate” to immediately signify the meaning, but with an air of female intuition
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blasphemouspat · 6 days ago
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well i tried and i loved and i screamed and i cried and its not the end yet but my tactics have not been successful. i hate the not knowing but ill have to live with it. same with the anger.
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blasphemouspat · 6 days ago
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don't even talk to me about tetris if you're not ready for a fistfight
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blasphemouspat · 6 days ago
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Fourth time now I've tried to propose to my wife and has gone horribly wrong first I put the engagement ring in the wine glass she drank that next time I tried putting it in the cake she ate that at the last point I decided to give it to the waiter to give to her she still ate him too like I've lost so much money but God what a woman
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blasphemouspat · 6 days ago
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and I don't want the world to see me cuz I don't think that they'd understand when everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am
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