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me: “sorry ): can’t come!! got so much to do at home”

me as soon as im home:

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this is crazy?????

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He ended up taking over my page spread...

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If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…

Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…

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The worst part about Liam Payne dying is that people are posting about “the switch up is crazy”

Like no. He was an abuser and made horrible decisions, but nobody wanted him to die. He was getting hate for an INCREDIBLY valid reason, but we all recognized that he needed mental and physical help. He needed to go to rehab. He needed to get away from drugs and alcohol and improve upon himself away from the public. No one wanted him to die.

We’re not mourning the life of an abuser, we are mourning the part of him that we adored and looked up to for a massive part of our childhood/ teenage years. He was a huge part of how I was introduced to my love of music. And yes, he did horrible things and made horrible decisions and over the last few years has been anything but admirable, but none of us wanted this.

Maya didn’t want this. And everyone saying that it’s her fault can actually go burn in hell. She likely already blames herself enough. She likely already wishes she hadn’t spoken up about it out of the guilt that she likely feels. You guys commenting all over the socials about how this is her fault and “are you happy now?” Are actually horrible people.

A 7 year old boy just lost his father. A woman just lost her long term boyfriend. Two parents just lost their son. Several young children just lost their uncle. Show some fucking respect. Joking about it and hating on people who had nothing to do with what happened is not doing anything but twist the knife for the people who this has ACTUALLY effected.

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The way bloodshed beelzebub is still my saving grace in the later battles….

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Huh, somehow made it here huh-

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Back at it again 🤩🥳

And I’ll see yall in another few years LMAOOO

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Like omg this has gotten so bad holy shit dawg...

((puts on tinfoil hat

Can't be a coincidence that they removed the easiest way to get red keys because Selfie Lucifer is finally dropping on standard banner too... ain't that suspicious...

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I go off for a trip to the beach

Then came back to hellfire swarming me.

What the fuck PB

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Regarding PB's response to players leaking paywalled content

Listen, I completely understand their concern in regards to losing profit due to this sort of thing happening, since if people already see the leaked story, then people wouldn't want to pay for outrageous prices. BUT.

Note: my opinion, and obviously, I am a little biased here because I myself am an F2P player.

~~Yap session under the cut~~

The issue comes with the fact that that battle pass content is ridiculously priced! $50 for one card and some goodies! The new scammy Hall of Legends battlepass with LeBlanc is better priced than this, and that says something because its...yknow, LEAGUE OF LEGENDS. And before anyone says that I shouldn't compare a small gaming company to a megacompany like Riot, Sky COTL is run by thatgamecompany, an equally independent small game studio with 50 people, and their battle pass price? ONLY $9.99!

And also the fact that they're making it next to impossible to obtain cards that ARE possible to get (aka the Solomon's Seals L cards) by TIMEWALLING it for 3 months. I only expected the 3 month timewall for Lucifer due to the fact that he's a brand new king, but apparently, it's the norm now, which is outrageous! 3 months to wait for a new king card. They're basically making you feel FOMO and want you to buy Solomon Seals (which the pricings are already ridiculous btw) to have a CHANCE to get them. Didn't get them in the 200+ times you could?

Unlucky for you.

If they really don't want this game to lose it's playerbase, they really need to start investing their time in f2p players instead of focusing all their resources on p2w, it's the damn Sahara for f2p players content wise!

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The Big Bad Lore Discussion: JESUS

Justttt gonna step over the landmine that is the current situation of this tag, as today I'd like to discuss an important lore point in the game:

JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF.

I made a short little post asking about it, but the more I really thought about it, the more I realize how deep the rabbit hole goes. Jesus' existence itself is already an enigma, but it's even moreso in whb???

Let's discuss, and for context, was forced to take Salvation History and Creed in college, hold on tight, this is gonna be a yap session

The Plotholes

Several issues immediately arise because of the fact that...well, God disappeared shortly after Solomon.

Why is this a problem? Because Solomon is approximately 900 years before Christ, now I know the timeline is all screwed up as well in whb, but if I'm assuming the bible canon, then, none of the things past Solomon had happened, including the birth of Jesus.

This conflicts with the fact that Minhyeok briefly mentions his neighbor, who is a Christian, and the fact that Christmas exists. Meaning some form of Jesus DOES exist, but just in the written scripture.

Why is that?? Well I have several theories:

1. Jesus already exists

Not LITERALLY. Without God there then how was the miraculous conception was supposed to happen, but since Jesus is considered the Word of God, and the Word of God has existed ever since the creation of the world ("On the First day, God SAID let there be light"), and with those first words uttered, Jesus was made manifest in it. He just isn't able to manifest physically due to a lack of God.

2. Jesus is some form of copesona or propaganda of the angels

We know that, at least according to Ppyong, that the scriptures are apparently propaganda made by the angels to make devils look bad, if that's so, to what extent? I'll assume it's somewhat minimal, they just want to make the devils look bad, because in general, Solomon is painted in a pretty good light, which is uncharacteristic of them. But how do they come up with someone like Jesus? It seems strange of them

The answer: Gabriel

Since Gabriel is the one that announces the birth of Jesus, it's likely he knows that Jesus already existed, and was expected to be born, but with God's disappearance, Gabriel, the unhinged, likely more unhinged, probably started making up stories about the Son of God that was never to be.

3. Jesus the person, existed, but he was just an ordinary mortal

We already believe the Jesus Christ, or more specifically, Yehosua Messiah (original Hebrew name) existed historically, it's likely this is the case as well. He was probably mythologized with the inception of the new testament, it's not the first time this has happened (Gilgamesh the king became the legend he is with the Epic of Gilgamesh)

Why Jesus likely doesn't exist

1. Usually, people are normally referred to as Son/Daughters of God, but in Lucifer's selfie story, he doesn't call us that (calls us Son of Adam/Daughter of Eve), meaning the original sin that those two committed have not been cleansed. (Jesus' death would have cleansed everyone of it)

2. In the Gamigin Event, Lucifer is said to be second only to God, which is odd, that's Jesus' spot. ("he is seated at the Right Hand of the Father, he will come again to judge the living and the dead")

3. It's a bit iffy, but the Christmas Event was also termed 'X-mas', which usually excludes the celebration of the birth of Jesus.

4. Since Jesus is the Son of God, he would have inherited the throne of God as well, and it's likely he would stop the ongoing genocide of the devils

IN CONCLUSION:

It's likely that Jesus was something meant to exist, but with the disappearance of God, that never truly happened.

But these are my thoughts. If y'all managed to make it this far, then I thank you for listening. If this gets enough views, I'll probably make more (such as the Solomon and Lilith conundrum)

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Just a question to the whb fandom....

Does...Does Jesus exist?

Because if God disappeared shortly after Solomon, that means everything that happened after Solomon technically didn't happen in that continuity, including the birth of Jesus.

Does that mean he just... doesn't exist??? That everyone back on Earth is just...still stuck with original sin???

This has been bugging me since we found out about the plot...

Is Jesus just a copesona??? Propaganda of the angels???

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Ill be trying to post at least five when i get five of it LMAO

You may see redraws of the oldies as well :]

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Surprise, bet y'all thought i was dead LMAO

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Phew HOO BOY. Haven't been here in a while.

Compilation of some more Food Souls!!

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Probably not gonna do the whole 30 days so JDHDHDHD

But here's an OC of mine to start things off!