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#this was such an insane statement#'my friends and family don't know me and gift me things phil can't have'#DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF DAN#he's mad at his grandma bc she didn't google that phil can't have chocolate and had the audacity to gift DAN chocolate#im giggling so hard odijcsodjcod#bestie! this is the hard launch frankly#phan
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had a dream that they hard launched with a video called Basically We Are Gay For Each Other and we immediately made the acronym BWAGFEO (pronounced bwog fee oh). anyway. bwagfeo is real to me. it’s my Goncharov
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this smile Dan sometimes does when Phil records him thats all that's the post
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happy 15 years to whatever this homosexual bullshit was
#dan was genuinely so cringey and you know what? it worked for him#i love unearthed early phan content!!
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I AM NOT FUCKING CALM !!!!! WE GOT ONYX STORM BLURB !!!! I. FUCKING. REPEAT.
ONYX STORM BLURB !!!!!!
#ok so from this we gather:#1. she's keeping Xaden's secret!!!!!! MAJOR#2. truth signet confirmed!!!!#3. trying to save aretia HER HOME. omg#onyx storm
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Did Xaden make Tairn a dragon baby carrier for Adarna?????
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"Make way for Phil, he's very delicate."
#hes never beating the passenger princess allegations#also i fear dan wasnt even joking#nobody touch my man he has tender ribs 😢#tit spoilers#dan and phil#terrible influence tour
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#that beyblade was against regulation#and wouldve been disqualified from competing at official events#so they were a cheat and an embarrassment for the beyblade community#my brother's friend's dad installed METAL SPIKES#on his beyblade#and he broke mine but who was LAUGHING when he was denied entry to tje tournament#and asked to leave the premises? ha!#go the fuck home with your illegally modified beyblades some of us won fair and square
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Few questions I have left after finishing Iron Flame - SPOILERS ahead!
Brennan's death and Naolin:
He mentioned multiple times that his mother sent him to die and didn't care (this man's mummy issues put Xaden's to shame) - his level of rage and betrayal seems to suggest he died fighting venin he was unprepared for due to his mother's lies (it's likely he believes she knew he was going to face venin where he was deployed and still chose to protect the institutional lie. Knowing what we know about her I doubt it but only therapy can save Brennan now).
So. Was he drained by a venin and did Naolin siphon power back in him and drained himself in the process, dying? Did Brennan take power from the earth to maybe mend his dragon and did Naolin use his signet to save Brennan from veninism (channeling the power Brennan took back to earth) thus burning out? Or, did Naolin turn venin to save Brennan? Did he also turn for love and almost killed Tairn in the process?
(If Tairn/Sgaeyl had a nickel for every bonded rider who turned venin to save a Sorrengail they'd only have two nickels but its weird it happened twice)
Why was Nolon trying to mend Jack?
He clearly knew Jack was venin and his mission was to "mend the soul". It also looks like General Sorrengail asked him to (he writes TO HER to confirm it doesn't look like there's any way to reverse the process once you've turned).
Why was the General interested in curing venin? Especially if its a long process that takes incredible resources and almost killed their one mender. Seems like a bad military strategy.
Also!!! Why did they allow Jack to go back to class?! Was it part of a controlled experiment? Was Varrish a venin too (therefore: still alive) and influenced that? Did Nolon believe he had in fact cured Jack? Did they lie to Lilith Sorrengail?
Where is Xaden's mother?
Guys. If this isn't the biggest Chekhov's gun I have ever seen.
So allegedly good old Fen Riorson (honourable leader of a righteous revolution, beloved by his son and hundreds of Tyrrish people) entered a political marriage, which makes sense for nobility, and his wife hated him and Aretia so much she ABANDONED HER SON. Waited until the legal end of her contract, packed up and left. Never to be seen or heard of again. Even after her husband died, Aretia burned, and her only son was left alone and scarred.
Let's say this is a Zuko's mum case - so she's valid for leaving an oppressive situation she was forced into; and valid for abandoning a son she never wanted to begin with; valid for not making contact after the rebellion failed for fear she'd be killed; valid for not checking in with Aretia once it was rebuilt. But. WHERE IS SHE.
She's Poromish nobility. (Hopefully Xaden and Cat aren't related 👀) The fact we know nothing about her makes me think she's going to be a big player going forward.
Why did the Venin want Xaden?
We now know Violet was just experiencing Xaden's nightmare. And the Sage was working on their generals behalf to turn Xaden and use Violet against him (if Varrish is venin and alive, it makes sense - he knew Xaden's weakness, and the whole point of Violets torture was to trap Xaden and force his hand). But. Why?
Violet has two dragons, the only known signet that destroys venin and the key to protect Navarre against them. It made sense for them to want her. But...Xaden?
He's powerful but less than either Lilith or Violet. He has key knowledge but less than Brennan or Melgren or any head scribe. Undoubtedly, his second signet will be weaponised and it's useful in an information war but IF they knew what it was then they don't need mind workers.
Guys I know y'all think Violet's "twin" is at the head of the venin army but I fear...it might be Xaden's mother. And if he finds out, this is the only thing that would tempt him towards the dark side. Man thinks he failed every woman in his life and that's why they stopped loving him and left. It would only take a little maternal manipulation to convince him to stay venin, join his mother and somehow use it to "protect" the people he loves. ESPECIALLY since venin works like Borg and he'll be influenced by the whole psychic network.
Now that these are off my chest I can rest. See you in January unless I manage to sell my soul to Malek and get a proof before then.
#the empyrean#iron flame#iron flame spoilers#xaden riorson#violet sorrengail#brennan sorrengail#fourth wing
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no but seriously imagine it
#these bitches know too much and whose fault is that?!#the next two months will be hell. every day ill wake up in cold sweat thinking#its not happening haha....unless....👀#unhinged behaviour#war criminals#someone should pay for this#...unless 👀#dan and phil#cant believe im seeing them live in the year of our lord 2025
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People want to see Edwin "going feral" or "losing his mind" but this is a repressed Edwardian dead boy who escaped hell and has been in the middle of a sexuality crisis for over 100 years. If there's anyone who can compartmentalise to get a job done...that's him.
He was panicking. Inside. But losing his mind would cost him Charles so he simply...didn't. Ignoring his fears and focusing on the problem at hand saved him all his (un)life.
At most I'd like to see him allowing himself to process the aftermath of a similar trauma. But otherwise...never change king.
Everyone asking for a scene in season 2 where Charles is missing and Edwin is the one who either goes feral or has to rescue Charles, have you forgotten about the case of the devlin house? Don’t get me wrong, I would love to see more of this as well, but we already had the scenario where Charles is lost and Edwin does the rescuing. And not only did Edwin give us one of his most devastating lines - I could… we could lose Charles - but he was also absolutely determined to save Charles and did so all on his own when Crystal got harassed by David. He was kind of like beyond panic and just tunnel-vision focussed on getting Charles out of that trauma-loop.
Edwin Payne would go to hell and back for Charles Rowland just as much as the other way around.
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#has society learnt nothing from the plot of I am a cheerleader??????#white ppl are so embarrassing fr
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"ʀɪɢʜᴛ, ᴇᴅᴡɪɴ?
#I love this scene#edwin has looked at his beautiful face for 30 years#and yet here he goes “HmmMmm”#the cat king really self sabotaged by showing my boy a sexy horny version of charles#dbd
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HACKS 3x09 "Bulletproof"
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Countries that recognize Palestine
#when I was 10 we were asked to pick a Country for a geography presentation#at the time I didn't have any internet and I used my grandad's old encyclopaedia for school researches#I picked Palestine and my teacher failed me because she said it wasn't a real country#which puzzled 10 years old me since I had definitely read about it in an ENCYCLOPAEDIA and researched the story and culture and food#I told my mum and we made a new updated presentation about modern day Palestine#and my teacher failed me again and said if I was interested in that geographical region I should write about Israel instead#I didn't#but I never forgot about the outrage I felt#it radicalised me at age 10 I fear
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It's so interesting to me that when they "Dressed up as each other" that they didn't just put on each other's clothes. These are like significantly different looking outfits that somehow still carry the same vibes
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