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some crappy art I did like a year ago

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guess who got sent a video from watchingpeopledie????

MEEEEEEEEEEE (i am deeply traumatized and i genuinely mean that)

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i feel so bad bro

so my friend's dog died like a week ago and he was real sad about it. Like bro say his dog spaz out and just DIE. It was crazy. Anyway, he texted in our big-ass groupchat "my dog died guys (:[ " and everyone was like "OHH IM SO SORRY" and my downtown, sleep deprived, autistic ass just sent "that sux dawg"

EVERYONE STARTED TO YELL AT ME GUYS IM SO SORRY IT WAS A MISTAKEN MISTAKEY

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Raise your hand if your crush is dating someone who lives 2 hours away at least!

...✋...

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im pretty sure 15 men don't equal 30000000 testicles but i mean it could if they tried enough???

me checking every text twelve times before i send it making sure it doesnt say, "balls big balls 30000000 testicles in my mouth actually + gay sex + anal + fifteen oiled up black men raping me to death and mmmm also boobies"

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woupd u rathde b a men or a wonmen or a woblo

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i dislike me, but I don't hate me

i'm kinda annoying, but not to the point that you wont talk to me

i'm a little mean, but in a way that's okay

i'm empathetic, but not enough so

and my friends are always like "no your not annoying or ugly or depressing" and i'm just like... are you sure? Like, not even a little???

I suck a bit, i know that. No need to be an asshole and say that I don't

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Razz is the new Rizz

Razz a ma tazz *jazz hands*

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get shitposted

garfield is more attractive than batman

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Child with a speech impediment: Your a wench!

Me, in a screwdriver costume: On the right track, bud.

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:]

can we bring back bodacious cuz that would be pretty rad, if not gnarly.

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to dumb animals

He's just...

sweet (derogatory)

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Shoot

As I blankly eyed the whiteboard at the front of the classroom, desperately, trying to think of anything even close to math, the announcement system sent out it's usual ding before the principal spoke,

"There are multiple armed intruders in the building. All students and staff, please exit as quick as possible."

As if on queue, someone kicked down the door and a bullet was hot just past the teacher. Yells and screams could be heard throughout the halls behind the three figures entered the room, all holding guns against the foreheads of the students in the front row. One girl dropped onto her desk as the gunshot rang in our ears.

As they instructed, every person in the school faced the wall of one hallway. The only thing I could hear were the raspy and quick breathes of the people next to me. Occasionally, I could feel hot metal press against the back of my neck for a moment before leaving.

A deep voice rang throughout the hall,

"You three, come." I could hear footsteps and the closing of a classroom door nearby.

A moment passed.

Then another.

A scream came from the direction of the closing door. Piercing, yet muffled. It echoed through the hallway. It was only quieter than the gunshot that followed, then the other 2 gunshots followed that.

The person next to me started to cry, his tears pattering against the hard floor. I looked down at his fists as he continued to sob, lightly hitting his head against the wall. I wanted to do that same, but I couldn't make a noise, not even one of pain or despair.

"Silence." The deep voice said behind us. His gunshot rang in my ears violently as the boy next to me dropped to the floor, shrieking.

Three more from the end of the line were called to the room. The same amount of shots followed. This repeated for lifetime as my fellow people chose to ignore the screams.

The person next to me that was breathing, that was living right along with me, after the fifth time the three gunshots resonated through the hall, she ran. She ran as quick as a girl of her size could, as quick as anyone could ever dare to, and with one, horribly familiar sound, skin slapped the floor along with a sigh of sadness.

People tried to escape, again,

and again,

again,

shot down.

I wished I was one of the first three. I wish I had been one before. This was worse than death, this was worse than torture. I couldn't breathe, I couldn't see anything but the wall in front of me and what I could see in my mind happening to them. I wish I was dead. I want to be dead already. I want my blood to be the thing that is seeping into another's shoe, they is staining someone else's sock, that was soaking into someone else's skin.

I wish I could cry, just so that this would end sooner.

As I wished, the relief of hot metal touched the back of my neck.

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Book idea, y'all

Basic idea: Every 100 years, there are 7 years of sin. 1 for each sin

Gluttony

Wrath

Lust

Greed

Pride

Sloth

Envy

Not like the rapture, but everyone on earth is affected, doesn’t matter whether your a priest or holy or anything. 

The Pride year:

Everything thinks their right, arguments and wars start all around the world, no one surrendering. The law system is destroyed by judges and jurors not being persuaded by lawyers, criminals go free.

The Wrath year:

The wars escalate and more people are killed, many people feels a strong sense to avenge anyone who died, lots of political relationships ending.

The Lust year: More children are born, replacing the population lost. More abuse happens, along with assult and all that stuff. Children are taken advantage of and kidnapped more. STDs become a leading sickness. The wars take an odd break.

The Greed year:

Economic crisis all around the globe, no one spends money, hundreds of robberies, more crimes overall. Loss of a firm currency system.

The Envy year:

The people left with no money after the last year riot and destroy and kill the people in higher classes, leading to the loss of a firm social system.

The Gluttony year:

Food grows to the point of being invasive species, alchoholism increases by double, triple, more. Heart attacks and kidney failure become top leads of death, the wars die down a bit.

The Sloth year:

All of the wars end. Infrastructure is not kept, building fall down. The invasive plants and animals are not kept at bay as they cause havoc. The air becomes polluted. Most civilizations crumble by just not enough effort being put into being kept.

PLOT: 

Everyone is slowly overcome by the urges of the Devil. The only person not affected is a young man in a small town in Wisconsin or somewhere like that . As the world governments discovers that this man exists in the year of Pride, they spend the rest of the 7 years trying to catch him. The Devil is secretly helping this man get away from them, just for fun.

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Has happened 3 times now

me: Gets into show

me: Drops show after getting busy

me: discovering that the show has a reboot/new season

me: IT IS TIME *pulls 2 all nighters binge watching said show*

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What if

What if the world was just okay with stuff? Why do people have to be not okay with things that have been there before them? Just chill, dudes.

Just chill.

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Wooooow

Okay, in Canada, there is a brand of ramen just called

Mr. Noodle

Mr. Noodle

WHY IS THAT SO AMAZING TO ME?