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My thoughts on how each of the D twins comforts the kids

Donald would allow them to let everything out while gently stroking them and would keep holding them close the whole time

Della would give them reassuring promises and distract them by playing with them and telling them what she thinks are funny stories

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hoping every trans plural or neurodivergence a big ginormous stfu forever wherever you are please and thank you

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hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Hey, just a fictive psa.

Don't go up to fictives, especially if they're of popular characters from the source they're from, and expect them to be in a relationship with the really popular ship the fandom ships them with.

It's really creepy and invasive. Fictives are people, not irl characters you can interview and project on.

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Microdosing polyamory by dating a system

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There are a couple of things about current shipping culture that confuse me.  

1. The focus on whether or not a pairing will become canon as a reason people should ship something or not.  Do you not understand what the “transformative” part of “transformative works” means?”

2. This idea that saying “I ship that” means “I think that, as presented in canon,this is a perfect, healthy relationship that everyone should model their relationship after.” 

Sometimes shipping something does mean that.  Sometimes shipping something means “Person A is a trash bag who doesn’t deserve person B but I would love to explore how Person A might grow to deserve Person B.” Sometimes it means “I want these characters to live together forever in a conflict free domestic AU.”  Sometimes it means “I want Person A to forever pine after Person B.  Nothing is beautiful and everything hurts.”  And sometimes it just means you like their faces and want to see Person A and Person B bone in various configurations and universes. 

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@avianator @bread-lord-khubz

Microdosing polyamory by dating a system

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matcha latte shark 🍵 join my kofi anytime in may, get this as a sticker in june!

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Mane6 earth ponies 🧁🍎

Tiny party girl and butch country gal

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why are so many things learned through "trial and error" i cant do this anymore i want to know everything immediately umm awkward

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and if i also say systems

"this thing is rare and only affects 1% of the population" dude that's 80 million people can you shut up

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urm its ackshually around 230 ☝️🤓

why are all of my mutuals online rn

i mean i know its caue eits like 3 am here BUT STILL

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Waow two tawog posts in one day

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omg wife loves me guys

Apparently this needs to be said so

Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!

You're not a bad person if you...

forget things quickly

forget people

can't remember entire stages of your life

can't remember important things

can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time

can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests

forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc

forget to reply to texts

remember things and immediately forget them again

can't remember birthdays, events, etc

frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions

can't retain new information

forget things you used to know

only remember things when it's too late

have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories

depend on others to know how an event you were in played out

have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa

... and anything else I might have missed!

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this image is very true and real i am indeed me and seven other clones in a drink holder

my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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id say a+ but you should TAG FOR ORGANIZING PURPOSES MORE HWIFE

new introduction cause my old one is evil

anyways hi, im bread-lord-khubz, but you can call me lobster or reshi (ive got like five million names so ill answer to basically anything)

i mostly post about honkai star rail, cosmere, wheel of time, blue prince, house of leaves, vtm or ctd (and my associated little guys), and the band ghost, but i have more interests than i care to list here so my blog is a mixed bag.

i often dont have the energy to actually add tags to things so the only guaranteed tag is #lobster time. i mostly treat the tags of posts as a way to ramble about whatever comes to mind, so theres very little organization.

i cannot respond to or support palestine relief asks as i do not have a way to help or the time to verify each campaign. sorry :[

my evil polulycule is @avianator, @blahajbajablast, and @zinclee. my son (not biological or legal sadly) is @hunt3rbunter. i swear everyone is nice and as sane and normal as i am.

on that note im aro/ace/agender but i could not give less of a fuck about my pronouns so go wild

uhh yeah i think thats it