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she say do you love me i tell her only partly i only love advocating for gladiatoral combat and flogging i'm sorry

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i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

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Heard there was a mass newting at the mage's academy yesterday. We need to get high-capacity staves and ward-piercing hexes off our cobbles.

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LIKE IT'S A WHAT FLASK

Outside the job interviewer's office casting buffs for 3 minutes like I'm about to kill a dark souls boss

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Outside the job interviewer's office casting buffs for 3 minutes like I'm about to kill a dark souls boss

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At the bookstore reading D&D rulebooks in a manner Most Peculiar

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Classic fantasy novels need to rewritten for our digital age. Children should be reading Harry Pogger and the Streamer’s Sniping.

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I can’t wait for stem cell meat culturing to get to the point where we can invent new cuts of meat. I’m talking steak with the bones shaped like a triangle. I’m talking a chicken wing shaped like a sword. Elevate your mind to my meat-based future.

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I am currently Experiencing Sickness. Please sacrifice several women and children atop The Altar. I must return to Health.

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it is time for me to Begin Posting.