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"Deh metal gods ain't feel'n too hots"
"Am gonna have to takes it easy untils tomorrows, maybe. Unless, you knows, someone wants to take cares of dem poor sick Skwisgaar, ja?" :)
Replies delayed, head am's not all here. Sorry guys. Replies soons!
#skicksgaar#skwisgaar#ams#sicks#ugh#am dying#fucking dildo summers cold#replies soons#intermission#owe#trinateez#somebodyalreadytookplanetpiss#Little Fivey
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Attention customers: DO NOT BUY THIS ITEM. I AN TRYING TO GET RECALLED BECAUSE THIS DILDO GETS WAY TOO HOT AND BURNED MY ANUS!!! I REPEAT DO NOT PLUG THIS DILDO IN BECAUSE IT DOES NOT VIBRATE IT BURNS YOU!!!!
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To deh sleeps I goes, ja.
"Replies upons my returns. Skwisgaar am outs"
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"Den hits Charles!"
blackmetalcoffeehorse replied to your post “.”
"Toki yous dildo! Was having nice lil day dreams!"
Well I’s was mads at Charles—
#ooc#i know right#that episode was good#toki yous knows you brothers loves you#dunt have to hits#lol#dumb charles
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I don’t think I want to go to that party.
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YES. DO DIS
Okay so tumblr user blackmetalbooberry and I had the idea of Skwisgaar having a secret part time modeling career in the band’s early days, to help make ends meet. He does all sorts of photoshoots, from wearing sweaters while snuggling puppies, to thong advertisements, to full-on nude shoots. Years later, the others are snooping in his room when they find a box full of his old modeling photos, and spend hours sifting through them and picking out the most embarassing ones.
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Phenomenal, macabre monster art by Naomi Chen
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I love dis
You guys. These dildos.
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