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Dick, walking into the room with a pen and paper: hey Jay real quick, if I die what do you wanna get in my will?

Jason, not looking up from his phone: xbox and those daggers Wonder Woman gave you a couple years back

Dick: got it

Tim:

Damian:

Tim: why are you writing a will

Damian: what do you mean ‘if’

Dick, to Tim: because I could die any day, I fight people for a hobby

Dick, to Damian: and because death apparently doesn’t always stick

Jason, still not looking up from his phone: also that hoodie of yours I like to steal. actually all your hoodies

Dick: sure

Tim: I feel like you should find this more disturbing

Jason: meh

Damian, thinking intently:

Damian: Todd, you have many league of assassins weapons. I would like those in the case that you die. permanently, that is.

Jason: I dont have a will

Jason:

Jason: should I have a will?

Tim:

Dick: you can share mine if you want littlewing?

Jason: sick, thanks. write down Damian gets my swords and Alfred gets my kitchen

Tim: neither of you know how wills work

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Okay, darlings. This fandom has managed to drive an author from it and they went out with a nuke. All of their work, gone. So it's time to have a talk. I'd love to think none of you were involved in it, so hopefully this is more a reminder to reblog than to have to apply, but it's time to have a talk.

First off, I'm not going to name the author. Their story is theirs. I'm just going to talk generally.

You DO NOT tell an author to kill themselves (kys) or threaten to harm them or that you'll find them or that they're writing their story wrong. YOU JUST DON'T.

"Well that's how I joke with my friends--" Stop. Authors are not your friends. They are at best acquaintances and more likely strangers. They might be friendly with you. I'm friendly with many of you because I see you often in comments/replies and such. And some of you have become friends. But the average author is not your friend, they are a stranger. And if you're the type of person who would tell a stranger to kill themselves, you need professional help in dealing with something deep inside you and I hope you find it.

Authors are out here writing entertainment and sharing it for free. You respect that and be kind. If you can't be kind, you leave. The back button is right there.

This is not an airport, you do not need to announce your departure. If a fic goes a way that you do not like, you unsubscribe and hit that back button. If it turns too angsty or sappy or violent, back button. If their characterization bothers you, back button. You do not need to tell as stranger providing free effort that you hate what they are producing. This fandom is so damn prolific, there's something out there for you, it doesn't have to be that fic.

Please just be kind. The world is horrible enough right now. And if you can't be kind, back button.

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Releasing this dadzawa from the vault

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New hobby: stitching together DP screenshots to create panoramas

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Imagine for whatever reason Danny gets turned into a cat (black with white boots and white with black boots when changing to ghost form, I imagine him as a fluffy long hair cat) and he’s in Gotham just running around and doing whatever. Only he’s not alone, no no, Cujo is here with him.

So imagine cat Danny, walking through an alley, followed by little Cujo happily wagging his tail. Just this black cat that looks high maintenance and a glowing green puppy following it.

They look like they have places to be, important places.

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tsuyu took ochako on a mall trip after this

inspo from this tweet lol

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Dp x dc prompt

Redhood didn't like people who took advantage of children. Fucking hated them.

So when he heard of a new crime lord employing children in there area, he had to put a bullet between that fucker's eyes. Apperently, the guy ran the original gang out of town and set the kids off on petty crime. Stealing money. Food, clothes, in some cases, even drugs.

Redhood stood outside an abandoned building, gun at the ready. There was no security, no goons. Did this guy know he was coming? Is this a trap? Redhood shook off his worries. No matter. He's just gotta get this bastard before it could get any worse.

He crept through raftors and boxes. He listened for footsteps. Step step step. The footsteps were heavy and dragging, sluggish. According to eye witnesses, the crime lord tended to drag his feet, maybe limp even.

Redhood slid out of hiding, pressed his gun up to the back of the man's head, and-

It was a kid. The kid turned around, so irely calm. His long black air hung down, obscuring his face, but Redhood could clearly see the way his pale sickly skin sank into his bones. How his dull blue eyes seamed to gloss over and stare into his soul. Almost daring him to pull the trigger. Yet, despite the dark of the warehouse, he almost seemed to glow.

"So?" He asked.

"Wha- so what?" Redhood asked. He was shaking. He hasn't put the gun down.

"Are you going to pull the trigger or not? I mean, you've got a clear shot. I just ask you to clean up after. The kids don't need to see that," The teen slowly blinked at him. Redhood slowly lowered the gun. Just a gang of kids run rampant, yeah. That's what this is.

The kid hummed and began to walk off. Redhood couldn't really call it walking or even limping. It looked more like dragging a nearly dead leg. Now that he was close, he could see it. The dragging leg, the dead arm in a sling. The lichtenberg scars crawled up his face, reaching his eye, blinded and half shut. How did this kid run a whole gang out of town?

Red Hood followed him. The kid only gave his a brief glance before shrugging. Redhood followed him to the back of the warehouse, where a group of kids slept. Redhood recognised them, street kids. All either homeless or too scared to go home.

"They helped me," the kid whispered, "I got rid of those people because I hated the way they hurt the people around them, and when I fell sick, those kids stepped up to help. The least I can do is give them a place to stay."

"You fell sick? You weren't always like this?"

"No. I used to be a lot stronger, braver," The kid gave a heavy sigh before slowly lowering himself to the ground. Crossing his legs and resting his head on his hand, "Now I can barely move without aching, I feel like an old man trapped in a teenager's body."

Redhood glanced between him and the sleeping kids. He was helping them, housing them. In return, they were stealing food and medicine for their sick friend, and Rehood almost shot him.

"My name is Danny, by the way," The kid- Danny grumbled.

Redhood sighed and sat down next to him, "Nice to meet you, Danny. I'm Redhood."

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The Batfam doesn't realize they got pretty privilege.

Like sure, they know they're attractive because duh, they're basically celebrities, their looks is all people talk about. But the small stuff? The opened doors, the free gifts, the extra smiles and good attitude? That, they're completely clueless to.

It doesn't help that it happens to all of them and most their friends, so nobody notices it's out of the ordinary.

Clark goes "The lady at the cafeteria gifted me this cake" and Bruce is like "Oh yeah, she does that"... She doesn't.

Kory gets offered to cut in line to the front at a concert and tells Dick "People here are so nice!", and instead of noticing the favoritism, Dick holds out three STAFF passes and goes "I know right! Look that lady over there is going to take us backstage!", and they laugh while Wally's eye twiches.

Tim goes undercover wearing cheap loose clothes, contacts and a fake nose, and people are just so mean to him, like no manners at all. They bump into him, ignore him, he says 'Good morning' to an old lady, and she doesn't even say it back! ... He comes back ranting about rude people and what not. And Jason is like "Really? But they're so nice in that neighborhood, that old lady is always giving me candy!". Barbara doesn't know how to tell them the nose simply made Tim look average for once.

Damian. Hits. It. Off. At the pediatric unit of the hospital he's volunteering at. Kids love him, and he thinks it's because Jon was right about the 'Always greet them with a smile' thing, but in reality it's because half the kids got a puppy-love crush on him. Jon, just as oblivious is like "Told you sooo".

Stephanie thinks it's the good karma. She gets a whole ass perfume bottle for free at the mall and is like "See Cass? It's that robbery we stopped last week, the universe is giving it back". Cass, with a perfume of her own, knows better but nods anyway.

Duke thinks they're all dumb and unaware, and he's making fun of them when Alfred goes "And I suppose you think Miss Carrington has saved you a seat at the bus for the last three weeks just because". Duke doesn't say anything after that.

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Jazz, speaking on TikTok live: —so, in reference to this clip where Superman’s mimic says—

Jazz, reading stiffly while trying to keep a neutral face: Ass up, baby boy, I’m about to show you why Kryptonions are superior-

Jazz (quiet): ugh, can’t believe he said that…

Jazz (normal volume): Anyway, from that passage, we can argue that not only does Luther prefer to be ‘subdued’ physically but also mentally. Given that the mimic revealed the fact that he did not improvise any of his lines, we can also infer that Luther made the conscious choice to be called ‘baby boy.’ I’d argue that given the information, Luther has a thing for being put, perhaps forcefully, into a demeaning position where he lacks power—

Danny, from the other room: Yeah! And I’d argue that for a guy with such a big stick up his ass, he shouldn’t be so miserable!

Jazz: Danny—

Live show abruptly ends

(Or something lol. I couldn’t help myself)

Demon Twins au where Danny is just as good, if not better, at mimicking voices as Damian and decides to make it everyone’s problem.

Danny annoys and/or haunts goons by mimicking child’s laughter down dark hallways (where he, of course, also causes the temp to go down and lights to flicker)

He starts a side hustle where, if given a voice sample, will recreate the voice and say (within reason) whatever the person paying wants him to say.

This is great for people who may have gotten or found a note from a loved one and want to hear it in their voice.

It can be used for practical jokes or calling someone out of school or other sticky situations.

… it’s also, unfortunately, used by some hero fans in a less than appropriate context.

But $20 is $20 and Danny isn’t one to judge someone’s preferences if it’s not hurting anyone.

Until it does. Because someone *cough*Lex Luther*cough*, over time, has Danny say a couple things in Superman’s voice and then releases it as proof that he’s a terrible person.

Danny is quick to realize and freaks out. He releases the full or clipped portions of the audio to show where it came from with a caption stating: “I just thought the dude was into some freaky sadomaso, degrading kink stuff involving Superman. I didn’t realize it’d be used in this context… though I wouldn’t be surprised if he also used to it get off.”

Danny thinks the problem is solved as Luther is being horrendously memed and embarrassed online for getting audio sex tapes of Superman. Unbeknown to Danny, the Bats get curious and investigate as this could be a liability but also because it’s hilarious. Shenanigans ensue.

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This is fanart of @pbeltarts's Pixie Hollow AU

Okay so I was aware of their au for a while but randomly today I decided to remember it and watched all the Tinker Bell movies (YES all of them) in one day.

I regret nothing

It was until after I watched the first movie that I realized this au was actually inspired by it (I know I'm a dummy sometimes). So I’m glad tho because (1 I got hit by a wave on nostalgia and (2 it made me appreciate this au more

I knew when I was creating the fanart that they were actually making a fan comic of the au so don't take my art as fan-canon but I wanted to make Aizawa as a human. It will most likely not happen but I'm just having fun with this au :) (NEVER MIND ITS CANON)

Thank you so much for making the BKDK & MHA fandom remember their childhoods! I've never really considered subscribing to a Patreon, but for this... hmm. I'm tempted

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Angry Mic makes me go bark bark woof woof grrrrrrrrr weeeewooooweeewooo

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Demon Twins au where Danny is just as good, if not better, at mimicking voices as Damian and decides to make it everyone’s problem.

Danny annoys and/or haunts goons by mimicking child’s laughter down dark hallways (where he, of course, also causes the temp to go down and lights to flicker)

He starts a side hustle where, if given a voice sample, will recreate the voice and say (within reason) whatever the person paying wants him to say.

This is great for people who may have gotten or found a note from a loved one and want to hear it in their voice.

It can be used for practical jokes or calling someone out of school or other sticky situations.

… it’s also, unfortunately, used by some hero fans in a less than appropriate context.

But $20 is $20 and Danny isn’t one to judge someone’s preferences if it’s not hurting anyone.

Until it does. Because someone *cough*Lex Luther*cough*, over time, has Danny say a couple things in Superman’s voice and then releases it as proof that he’s a terrible person.

Danny is quick to realize and freaks out. He releases the full or clipped portions of the audio to show where it came from with a caption stating: “I just thought the dude was into some freaky sadomaso, degrading kink stuff involving Superman. I didn’t realize it’d be used in this context… though I wouldn’t be surprised if he also used to it get off.”

Danny thinks the problem is solved as Luther is being horrendously memed and embarrassed online for getting audio sex tapes of Superman. Unbeknown to Danny, the Bats get curious and investigate as this could be a liability but also because it’s hilarious. Shenanigans ensue.

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happy out of touch dannyversary to all who celebrate

bonus textless version vv

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I’ve been doing -reader but wasn’t able to use -you since it sometimes also removed fics with just the word “you” somewhere so this is really helpful! Thanks!

How am I only just learning this!?

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