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its dope how the CEO of this website can casually drop the fact that he had at least one content moderator on payroll who was accepting bribes to take down blogs on request, without revealing who was affected by this or what actions were taken to reverse the damage, and were all just supposed to be like oh ok thanks for taking care of that :D

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if i owned a website where every single queer user who's been on it for more than a year has an album of credible in-detail death threats that they reported and got subsequently told didnt violate ToS i would simply not get on a soapbox about how i was totally justified in banning the trans woman who told me to fuck off to hades in the most Wile E Coyote way ever put into words

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just saw “this show is bad because nobody will write fanfiction about this character of color” placed as a legitimate take. i don’t say this often but…..please go outside.

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What's wild is that you'll have an abusive parent. And you'll maintain a relationship with them despite your better instincts because that's your parent and you want them to be a parent. And one day you'll bring up all the things that they did to you because they need to be addressed. The baggage needs to be unpacked. And they'll say what do you want me to do with this box of rotting flesh? And you'll say I want you to acknowledge the box of rotting flesh. I want you to apologize for cutting it off of me and stuffing it into that box and then forcing the box onto me. I want you to recognize that I have been carrying this box for years. And I want you to help me carry it. And they'll say well where's my apology for you putting your unsuspecting body into my hands and then expecting me not to stick a knife in you? And you just have to move on because the only alternative is rotting in the box yourself.

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jurgen leitner would have paid so much fucking money for this book

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the thing i love about John Gaius is that he is absolutely a petty enough asshole to create nine Houses instead of eight to make sure everybody positively KNOWS that pluto is a planet after all. man probably never even had a quarrel with those billionaires and just wanted to show neil degrasse tyson that he can suck it

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> feel sick

> go to the doctor

> doc asks me what illness i suffer from

> tell him i'm feeling Moonscorched

> doc doesnt understand

> pull out an illustrated diagram depicting what is Moonscorched and what isn't

> doctor laughs and tells me that he has never heard of an illness like that

> "It must be a very Rher condition"

> mfw

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seeing anecdotes from my dating life that i posted to the Arguing Hellsite make it over to the Fandom Hellsite like

this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

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Linda Gregg

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i think it’s a good thing that so far no one has asked Gideon what being soul-swallowed by her necromancer felt like, since there is an actual 100% chance that griddle would describe it as a “Harrowing experience” and immediately get stabbed by whoever asked the question

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*video game achievement noise*

rare headcanon unlocked: the griddle chest wound in NtN was caused by ianthe stabbing her after one too many Harrow pun (stabbing people for petty reasons is how Ianthe processes grief (coincidentally, getting stabbed in the chest is also how gideon processes grief (that is why they are friends now)))

i think it’s a good thing that so far no one has asked Gideon what being soul-swallowed by her necromancer felt like, since there is an actual 100% chance that griddle would describe it as a “Harrowing experience” and immediately get stabbed by whoever asked the question

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i think it’s a good thing that so far no one has asked Gideon what being soul-swallowed by her necromancer felt like, since there is an actual 100% chance that griddle would describe it as a “Harrowing experience” and immediately get stabbed by whoever asked the question

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Girlfriends

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it may be silly but my personal headcanon is that in the universe where Harrow became Gideon’s cavalier her fighting style is just literally "yoda in the prequel trilogy” and there is nothing tamsin muir can write that would make me change my mind.

cav harrow is just an ill-tempered short queen that turns into a high-speed bouncing ball with a sword at the first threat to her Griddlemancer