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It’s not fanfic!!! It’s an ESSAY!!! I’M MASC!! UGH

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Wen Ning, the magnus archives au

born to die, died to live and the life he chose was babygirl

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•the agnes doomed storyline but with spice, becoming an undead and living a happier life than when she was alive. Wen ning deserves that

•he stopped the Scoured Earth ritual from happening by dying just like agnes but he did it without telling the cult so you can imagine they were pretty pissed when they found his body

•wei wuxian probably approached him with the intention to kill if needed, but saw he was a chill guy sick of the cult's bullshit and just "hey what do you think about dying? cool right?"

•the pact he made with wwx makes him a servant of The End by association through wwx's power

•he probably is usually on a mission looking out for the junior trio or searching for signs of new rituals

•wen qing is still searching for him

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I really wanted to share one of my favorite parts from "The Star of Misfortune" 🥺

While I was drawing the book there were a couple of moments when I cried from emotion and this was one of them🥲

You can now purchase electronic version of whole book on my Gumroad❤️

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"All those empty rooms

We could have been anywhere, anywhere else

Instead, I made a bed with apathy

My heart knew the weight

Ten years worth of dust and neglect

We made our peace with weariness and let it be..."

(Song: The Moon will Sing by the Crane Wives)

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*hands you abandoned WIP* you want this?

Anyway context was that SY, YQY, and SJ grew up together. SY is a half demon who had his demonic side sealed away as a child. . They joined Cang Qiong and SY learns to cook because these bitches NOT eating. Anyway one thing led to another and Shen Yuan is presumed dead. A full on war breaks out between the cultivators and demons. And Cang Qiong lost too much and had to surrender in hopes of spearing the rest of their population.

Luo Binghe sets them in the care of "Lord Shen" who is just Shen Yuan. SY as soon as he was presumed dead decides to take care of and nurture the southern territories in preparation for LBH eventual take over. Anyway SY takes care of Cang Qiong and just randomly realizes they haven't eaten so he feeds them.

This is a gross oversimplification of the plot, but honestly, I'm too lazy to finish it. I'll do it eventually 😮‍💨

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Yueyuan where SY falls first and hard is to me the funniest thing ever especially in the scenario that SY and SJ are separate people. Like imagine SJ ends up in like a relationship with someone else and YQY is mourning their relationship

And in the background some twink is tweaking out because he just can't seem to get this guy to like him. Like not even friends. He barely glances at him before returning to his wet dog staring.

There's like multiple men and women trying to get with SY and he's like "no, I want that one!" While pointing at YQY staring weepy eyed at SJ and a little murderously to whoever he ended up with

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Yueyuan where SY falls first and hard is to me the funniest thing ever especially in the scenario that SY and SJ are separate people. Like imagine SJ ends up in like a relationship with someone else and YQY is mourning their relationship

And in the background some twink is tweaking out because he just can't seem to get this guy to like him. Like not even friends. He barely glances at him before returning to his wet dog staring.

There's like multiple men and women trying to get with SY and he's like "no, I want that one!" While pointing at YQY staring weepy eyed at SJ and a little murderously to whoever he ended up with

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my favorite pairings are the ones that you can’t even bring yourself to care if it’s platonic or romantic or sexual or all of the above they just need to be together and happy and happy together

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i really really love the hc that if bingmei has curly hair, then bingge straigtens his - mostly bc it’s a fantastic visual metaphor, but also bc it graced me with visions of emo midlife crisis binghe

hot topic bargain bin, mcr tour tickets, i-put-up-my-middle-finger-at-them-lookin ass. “blackening” is when he dyes his hair from a box over the bathroom sink

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Now imagine modern fuckboy bingge who needs to wear glasses. Usually he wears contacts, but his delivery was delayed by a day and he's all out. He has a super ugly blocky pair that hides all his attractive facial features, but he can't bear to throw it out and get better glasses because these cheap frames were a gift from his mom

He bumps into Shen Yuan while he's on his way to get groceries

Shen Yuan: oh hey Luo Binghe-

Binghe: just say it. I look like a hideous nerd. You want to laugh? Go ahead! I could get more women than you wearing these anyday!

Shen Yuan: I just said hi.... what the fuck I wear glasses too asshole

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Reverse Skinzun

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Omegaverse AU where SQQ(J)(A) constantly scents YQY(O) possessively. And has since the IAC where they met again. In SQQ's mind, he's controlling YQY and keeping him from finding any love or happiness. It's part of the elaborate blackmail scheme he has in his head and his plans of mutual destruction

Meanwhile, YQY is feeling every emotion at the same time. He's been all but publicly claimed by the love of his life, but he never gets any affection or cuddles or anything. He wishes he was in masochism by primtheamazing.

The other peak lords are pretty "Yikes" because SQQ hides his scent from them so they know YQY is claimed, but not by who and while this iteration doesn't have permanent bites or supernatural bonds they still find it very weird and off putting that YQY's mate is so possessive but hasn't bitten him yet.

MQF is especially worried bc he knows YQY is still going through his heat cycles alone.

There's some speculation that maybe the alpha is underage, but that's the thing that gets SQQ's hackles up and he verbally eviscerates the person who suggested it and makes it clear that he's the sect strategist of course he knows who the alpha is and he would have torn out YQY's throat himself if it was anything untoward.

(YQY hears SQQ's threats and swoons)

SQQ unfortunately has painted himself into a corner.

Because YQY is at the top of the cultivation world. If sqq knows who the alpha is, there's no way that mean, nasty, vicious, petty sect strategist SJ isn't going to make the alpha put up or shut up bc this is insulting the status of cqms.

He's still internally debating how to unfuck himself when he hears LQG discussing with wqw the possiblity of LQG overriding the claim on the YQY. Either it gets the alpha to step up or LQG (alpha, acespec) gets quality sparring time with the strongest person he knows

SQQ is furious on about twenty levels because everything else aside, he can't let LQG win.

So before the next meeting, he puts on a fake scent, announces HE'S going to handle the issue and bites YQY in public, who moans so pornographicly after the years of claim edging that everyone else bolts from the room.

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i keep forgetting jin guangyao had a kid ;-; that was a babyyy

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@shizunitis have you seen this

At last, a chance to get into the true Shen Yuan experience!

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scummies please go and read dragon subjugation incantation it has all you could ever ask for and they're lesbians

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I'm noticing some really interesting differences between the Italian and English translations of Scum Villain.

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This kind of QiJiu fic is so special to me, ITS FUNNY AS HEELLLL

from https://archiveofourown.org/works/62298721?view_adult=true

When Is A Monster Not A Monster? by ParueCake (MiraEyeteeth) in AO3