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Taibani Doodle

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Occasionally as an Australian you'll be talking to someone from overseas, and you'll discover a common phrase you took for granted is, in fact, not universally known outside of our country.

Turns out casually dropping "fuck me dead" into conversation will give unsuspecting Americans an aneurism.

The more you know.

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Happy new year 🥳

Vavoom! 🎆🎇

What better way to start 2025 than with a fabulous kiss? 😚

I hope we will have another wonderful year together, waiting for the finale!

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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYBODY

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x-men first class: the creation of magneto

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anyway thanks for thinking about our blorbos together another year it’s been a pleasure and a horror

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the introvert urge to say “no worries either way” when you’re actually worrying both ways plus a secret third way

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Just so blatantly evil when they took the headphone port out of the phones to force people into getting Bluetooth earbuds like we let them do that to us and no one was jailed or murdered for it? What is wrong with us

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Okay honestly it didn't hit me how funny the concept of Weird Al's Even Worse album is until I found out they'd have gone on sale side by side.

"Hmmm, do I want Bad, or Even Worse?"

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Eugene gets me

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if you start reading books again. you will feel at least a little better. I promise

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Finally.

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working between Christmas and New Year