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Pokémon Center celebrating the Year of Eevee by un-discontinuing the 2017 Eeveelution Pokédolls, but forgetting Flareon is so fucking funny

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Ooough

Eevee

So who wants to see some ancient art?

Cuz I found really old things behind the fridge.

These were scrapped sprites I was going to use on a personal practice project. They’re over 4 years old and these little buttholes outlived 3 computers. At this point rather than hold them back on the faint hope I can use them for their intended purposes, I thought it might be best to share them before something happens that sends them into the shadow realm for good.

They were originally based around practicing on making a raising sim based on the then new-ish Eevee Tamagotchi (and that was a huge inspiration on their style, but they’re different enough in both the sprites and other ways it’s more based on than a remake), and they would’ve had a lot of other sprites planned in the set that life happened, tech troubles also happened, and I just didn’t get around to. Things like all of them sleeping, different eggs with even more palette variants, and even them wearing little hats and clothes based on different classes for mini-game purposes (popstar was among those classes and that’s why Popstar Eevee, something in the tama, isn’t here). You could also breed them, and while the base egg is entirely random, shiny eggs are guaranteed shinies, and specific patterned eggs guaranteed specific variants (with their own guaranteed shinies to match).

Lately I’ve been busy with other projects that makes the chance coming back to this one somewhere between “*dial-up internet static*” and “*iunno noise* 🤷” but they survive this long so they may as well see the light of day anyways.

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Abstract ascension I wanted to play with shapes and just go crazy a little bit, its fun!

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Sometimes things sorta suck, and I guess we’re in a trade war with America now, but on the other hand I shovelled two of my elderly neighbour’s driveways this morning and the little old ladies kept giving me hot chocolate, pastries and english muffins and somehow I wound up with $40 even though I insisted I didn’t want anything in return. So maybe things aren’t actually that bad after all

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@b00tleg-human

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A guy in an entomology group I'm in got a confirmed brown recluse bite because he felt something tickle his neck and brushed it off, accidentally mashing the spider against his skin. This is how almost all recluse bites happen since they're very very unaggressive. Anyway the bite was just a small nasty spot that cleared up on its own, but his hands and feet swelled up really bad. Then when the swelling went back down, all his calluses were loose and just fell right off leaving his hands and feet like brand new???????????

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hey ao3 can you like give the extra $38k you made from this month’s funds drive to charity

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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you're stuck in a cycle

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fucking crying because i thought this instagram reel was cutting edge comedy gold only to realize it is 100% serious… damn maybe i’m being poisoned

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You really should eat Beeper to absorb her power of her "bitch do I look like I give a fuck" stare. /j

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absolutely fascinated by this raw pixels on an emulator vs how the game was actually supposed to look on old tvs twitter