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هاذي الجدار الرفيع اللي جربت عليه ماكنش يتحمل قوة كتيرة بالعرض. الطلاء كان زايد في النعومة و أثّر على طريقة التسلق. لكن باقي يقدر نعرف الفرق بين التسلق بالحافي و بالعادي: الأصابع تتحرك أكثر فتقدر تستعمل حوايف رفيعة، لكن السطح الخشن مثل هاذي الجدار ما يضلش مريح

这面测试用的墙壁较薄，我不敢施加太多横向力度。墙面油漆相当光滑，影响了攀爬姿势。不过仍能分析赤足与常规技术的差异：额外的脚趾活动性可以利用更薄的边缘，但粗糙墙面会不舒服。

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I'm happy to be back in tunisia but the internet connection has been an issue. Yes, I am stealing the upstairs neighbors wifi connection, and this is causing massive packet loss. However, I can deal with this.

What I am unhappy about is that some sites like tumblr just give up on uploading. I don't care if it takes 2 hours to upload 15 seconds of video. Why are you, a computer, less patient than me?

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There's not really any special limits of mayoralship in the united states, as far as I am aware.

Kelvin Green became mayor of Archer City straight out of highschool at the age of 18. I remember seeing him and his friends throw knives at each other on the lawn just west of the two gas stations that summer. We had a nice laugh that he was setting a good example for the office.

The article talks about him chatting it up with 75 year old guy by the way. Goes to show that getting out and meeting people is good for you.

Every time I read one of those age gap posts the age where you're still helpless and being taken advantage of gets higher and higher, like 26 years old is too young to interact with older people what the fuck? I have lots of friends who were/are well into doing a PhD at this point. My dad had me at 26 years old. You're a whole grown ass person participating in society, you can vote and join politics, you can work, you can live in your own.

This smolbeanification has to stop, it's frankly embarrassing.

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墙上固定旗杆的装置非常稳固，能够帮助快速完成初始攀爬。虽然管道紧贴墙壁难以握牢，但由于墙面呈一定角度，越往上爬反而越容易。

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城市景观很少有这样多变的棱角，自然环境中也少有如此多的平坦表面。这处独特的地点兼具两者之长，趣味十足。

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原来奥尔托纳的阿拉贡城堡内部是可以进入的。那自然，我决定爬到顶部并在古老的废墟部分跳跃。

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意大利式建筑提供了丰富的抓握点，让这次攀爬充满趣味。

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What is my deal?

I'm no expert but the deal seems to be that you will toil away your life, first on the promise that an unseen future version of you will eat from the fruits of the tree fertilized from the pounds of flesh sacrificed today, and second from the realization that there is no way to other way you can go about it. Perhaps you will consider that it is for the best, after all, isn't that what being a good, altruistic person means?

But you wake up, and you can still feel the bumps and stitches on the surface of your skin. Once you hand moves up your body to your sleepy eyes, you can see the, well, some sort of misalignment or crookedness compared to an ideal. But this is the real world so of course it wouldn't be like that. That's normal.

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one utensil this time

I went to a restaurant the other day.

I asked for two orders of egg fried rice. The woman at the counter suggested I get one for here and the other to go. I immediately set that straight by saying that I will eat both orders here.

When I picked up my order, they were both for here. However, I noticed that she had placed utensils onto both bowls.

As I sat down, my back turned to the exit, and the other bowl sitting at an unoccupied seat, I figured that particularly gossipy passersby would surmise that I had been stood up on a date.

As if by cue, it began pour down rain when I transitioned to eating the second bowl. Certainly this symbolized my giving up on those romantic prospects.

I set off to leave and the woman said it was raining. I answered, yes, raining heavily.

Luckily, you see, a few days before that I had eaten at another restaurant. With a friend. I had taken my bulky umbrella, but I was so focused on the conversation I had walked away and left it there. Ever helpful, the staff recognized i left it there and kept it so it would not be stolen. However, when I realized I left it, I returned and saw from outside it was no longer there.

I gave up on it and purchased another one. However, on the other day (double egg fried rice purchase day) the restaurant owner gave me back my first umbrella, meaning that when I was leaving the establishment into the rain, I was not only a man of two dishes, but two umbrellas.

Perhaps, upon seeing this, the theoretical voyeurs would see this as a theft made in the throes of passion.

Surely, though, they would not find the true answer, which is that I am stupid and hungry.

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Spoiler alert for Blue Prince but apparently the sacred hour is 1:30.

This is a fairly innocuous time for many however as a collector of people saying "It's 1:30" on my sideblog @its-half-past-one for years I fear that people will assume it is a reference to this game, which of course is not true.

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这扇窗户很窄，限制了我的动作选择-无法使用转身支撑（turn vault），也避开了动态跳跃上墙（dynamic jumping mount），以免损坏玻璃或密封胶。不过，它提供了从更高处起跳的机会，而这正是我的强项。

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在石之领域，每一次落脚都是与亘古的对话。

凌空越过绿植，转身踏岩而归-岩石教会我坚定，而避开藤蔓叶，则是园丁们的默契。（毕竟，踩了人家的心血，怕是要被“自然拉黑”）

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I went to a restaurant the other day.

I asked for two orders of egg fried rice. The woman at the counter suggested I get one for here and the other to go. I immediately set that straight by saying that I will eat both orders here.

When I picked up my order, they were both for here. However, I noticed that she had placed utensils onto both bowls.

As I sat down, my back turned to the exit, and the other bowl sitting at an unoccupied seat, I figured that particularly gossipy passersby would surmise that I had been stood up on a date.

As if by cue, it began pour down rain when I transitioned to eating the second bowl. Certainly this symbolized my giving up on those romantic prospects.

I set off to leave and the woman said it was raining. I answered, yes, raining heavily.

Luckily, you see, a few days before that I had eaten at another restaurant. With a friend. I had taken my bulky umbrella, but I was so focused on the conversation I had walked away and left it there. Ever helpful, the staff recognized i left it there and kept it so it would not be stolen. However, when I realized I left it, I returned and saw from outside it was no longer there.

I gave up on it and purchased another one. However, on the other day (double egg fried rice purchase day) the restaurant owner gave me back my first umbrella, meaning that when I was leaving the establishment into the rain, I was not only a man of two dishes, but two umbrellas.

Perhaps, upon seeing this, the theoretical voyeurs would see this as a theft made in the throes of passion.

Surely, though, they would not find the true answer, which is that I am stupid and hungry.

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从地势较低处助跑（略上坡），借墙面反弹直接够到第一悬檐，随后连续抓握第二、第三悬檐。原计划用桥式攀撑（双手双脚撑两侧墙面上升，即bridge）上第一悬檐，但测试发现单次墙面反弹（tic tac）已足够高度，故调整动作。下攀部分为从第一悬檐直接跳下。背景音乐来自附近活动的现场环境音。

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严格来说这只是个简单的攀爬，不过起点的结构很有趣。虽然可以优化起跳动作，但我没这个打算。

Technically speaking this is a simple climb. The start can be refined but I have no intention of doing so.

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猿跃植物区 ape crossing

成功躲避园丁的怒火——我跳过植物区，但眼镜还是抗议着飞了出去。

I successfully avoided the gardeners wrath by jumping over the plants, though my glasses still flew off in protest.

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Wet monkey bar jump. The rain chased off the kids so this was a good opportunity. Anti slip measures slowed things down. 湿滑猴架训练记录。 下雨天没有孩子使用器材，正好可以专注练习。当然要注意防滑。