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Foster Care
Author here. I’m wiring about a kid in Foster care who comes from abusive parents who died of drug overdose. What are some myths about his situation that I shouldn’t include/what would actually be realistic? If a foster kid or someone who was in the system could tell me that be great! I want to make it as accurate as possible. Thanks!
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Doing Nothing
As an introvert, when I say I’m doing nothing, I do not have nothing on. I am in actively doing nothing for my personal mental health. If I am free, I will say so. Doing nothing is what keeps me mentally stable.
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ranboo videos
Me: sees ranboos stream
alright tumblr here I come
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D&d party’s get more powerful, but they also start to care less as they go on. Example from my current campaign.
Last year, as lvl 1: Killing Bad guys, following the dms plan, trying to have an epic quest for power and glory.
my dm now, at a hole bunch of level eighteen players: no you cannot get arrested for the thirteenth time just to escape, kidnap the guard, and Tuen him into your human meat shield named clucky mccluckerface.
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An Author’s Search History
I write spy drams, and I’m surprised that the US government hasn't shown up at my door yet with my search history.
- Best opportunity to kill a United States president
-How to kill someone with a fork
-Deadly and tasteless poisons
-Hos to posing someone’s food
-Which window of Buckingham Palace is the queens bedroom
-Weak points in the Taliban borders
-How to create a deadly plague in a lab
-cost to hire a hitman in the United States
-Lethal does of Meth
-Lethal does of alcohol
-where to stab someone in the leg too cripple them
-How to make a nuclear bomb
-were to buy uranium
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Why Must You Do This To Me Alex
So I was reawaiching Gravity Falls. And in season 2 episode 1, Grunkle Stan was going to take Dipper and Mabel out fishing on a boat called the STAN O WAR. Why must you do this to us Alex? Why?
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Gays and Aces: This seems like a win-win situation to me.
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It was so wired when I woke up. It was like it was still night.
San Fancisco today due to wildfires
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This is amazing. And true
straight friend groups are like: “the blonde” “the brunette” “the funny one” “the other blonde” “steve”
gay friend groups are like: “the gorilla man” “the repressed gay violinist” “the cult leader” “the dead one” “the fifty eight year old assassin in his thirteen year old body” “the one with a hero complex” “the semi-well adjusted one”
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Cherik
So imagine if cherik was real but the students didn’t know about, except for this one student who was also gay and to her it was painstakingly obvious. So she bet everyone 10 bucks that they were dating. So the entire student body went into one of the empty classrooms at lunch to find them making out and Erik and Charles were super embarrassed but the gay was just like “Yes! Everyone in this room owes me five bucks!” And Charles and Erik were just super confused.
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I luv this
Pepper: I SEND YOU UNSUPERVISED TO THE FARMER'S MARKET ONE TIME-
Tony, attempting to shove a stubborn alpaca off the couch: I can explain-
Pepper: FOR BREAD. BREAD. I ASK YOU TO GET ONE LOAF OF BREAD AND YOU COME BACK WITH THAT... THAT THING-
Tony: pep-
Pepper: DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY FOR YOURSELF???
Tony:
Tony, sweating: I forgot the bread
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What is marvel canon and what is marvel cannon.
There has been a lot of talk about how the marvel canon has been lost because of all the fanon. So here is what is a ugly cannon in the mcu
- Captain America’s mother’s name is Sarah.
- Thor does love pop tarts
- Clint Barton does crawl around in the vents, but only the ones at shield headquarters.
- Loki was tortured into taking over New York.
- Loki is bisexual.
- Bucky Barnes can cook.
- Peter parker was the little boy that iron man saved in iron man 2 at stark expo.
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so here’s is a sad thought
We learn in Thor: Ragnarok, that Odin used force and killed hundreds of innocents to take over the nine realms just so he could be treated as a bad. He than banished Loki to a life in prison for killing less than one hundred people and distorting something like ten city blocks trying to make a planet treat him as a god. So fuck you, Odin.
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How Loki Could Have Won In Avengers.
Loki could have easily Owen in Avengers of he had just used his army of fangirls instead of the Chitari.
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