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Once upon a time, being "internet famous" meant you were either deeply unhinged, exceptionally funny, or had some cursed knowledge about early 2000s forum culture. Now? Now it's pretty clear you are a brand-safe corporate puppet fresh off the assembly line, courtesy of influencer farms—the dystopian content factories churning out charisma-free personalities.

Let’s start with content houses, aka McMansions filled with human billboards who only interact for the algorithm. These places are not real homes. They’re glorified film sets where a rotating cast of 19-year-olds pretends to be besties while pushing overpriced skincare and pretending their five-second TikTok dance is so slay. You ever notice how these people disappear the second they stop being marketable? That’s because they’re replaceable. Next up on the conveyor belt, babe.

Then there’s bot-driven engagement farms, where "influencers" buy their way into relevance with fake likes and comment sections full of “OMG so stunning queen 🔥.” Hate to break it to you, but half the people you follow aren’t actually famous—they’re just really good at paying for the illusion of clout. And let’s not forget AI influencers (Lil Miquela, I’m looking at you), proving that corporations don’t even need human meat suits to shill their products anymore. Just some CGI girlboss with a tragic backstory written by a marketing team. How inspiring!

And then, there's the worst part: the real people who get sucked into this nightmare and turned into corporate-owned, brand-friendly husks. If you’ve ever wondered why every influencer suddenly starts dressing the same, talking the same, and shilling the same five products in the same forced-relatable way, it’s because they’ve been fully absorbed into the content machine. They are no longer people. They are aesthetic-coded ad placements with a pulse.

The internet used to be weird. It used to be chaotic. Now it’s just another marketplace, and influencers are the sales associates trying to convince you that buying their affiliate-linked water bottle will make you just like them. Spoiler: it won’t.

Reject influencers. Be cringe. Be unmarketable. Post bad memes. Stay feral. 🖤

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Alleged former employee of Mr. Beast makes document & video stating that Mr. Beast is a "fraud"

Note: Before attacking people, read the document. Most of this is very well known.

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Concerning allegation: Illegal lotteries

The alleged former employee accuses Mr. Beast of holding illegal lotteries (ex. buy this item to be in a video). He points out specific videos, as well as the Feastables lottery, stating that it is worse due to it "encouraging children to eat more sugar". Though many do not know lottery laws, it is quite easy to see how these lotteries fall into these territories.

Well-known allegation: Faking videos

I assumed this was common knowledge. Besides CGI sets, the alleged former employee states that challenges were rigged to favor certain YouTubers.

The sad part about this is that Rosanna Pansino allegedly was edited out of a challenge to favor Logan Paul of all people.

Many of the other allegations are about Mr. Beast profiting off charity, which I also assumed was well known. Please read the document before jumping to conclusions based on other people's interpretations.

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I can't believe the number of people who are continuously shocked by Mr. Beast disregarding the law and safety and comfort of others to make money. Mr. Beast is a capitalist, none of the news coming out about him surprises me at all because this kind of behavior is simply what happens when you only care about making money. It's incredibly predictable.

Y'all need to get better at recognizing the signs of a shitty person early on and actually listen when people tell you that someone is a gross and exploitative person.

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lmao thank you for that summary that was beautiful

Shoutout to Telecinco for releasing that edited clip from the Spanish version of Temptation Island on TikTok. Montoya Por Favor has been living rent-free in my head. Dude can run. Anita, getting your lick back on national (and now international) television... cold af. Shoutout to the cameramen that legit kept up with the Montoya, that one poor man was panting along with him.

To the editors, y'all cold af. Seeing the original clip, the production team is messy af. Not that man running from his island to his woman's island, while she's clapping cheeks in the background, complete with the sweet nothings being said and that ass slap. Look, it's hella messy. And Anita, you didn't just go and hug the guy while crying and still dressed in the other dude's shirt? And yes, she legit hopped off that other guy and ran straight to her boyfriend.

Montoya was giving his best Oscar winning tears. I'm not even remotely giving this whole thing justice whatsoever. Anywho, they're apparently still together. It's been an eventful Saturday for me.

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¡ MONTOYA, POR FAVOR !

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MLMs: The “Totally Not a Pyramid Scheme” Pyramid Scheme

Ah yes, Multi-Level Marketing (MLM)—the business model that looks like an exciting entrepreneurial opportunity but actually functions like a high-stakes game of financial musical chairs. The ones who get in early rake in the cash, while everyone else is left holding a stack of unsellable protein shakes and regret.

But what is an MLM, and why should you care?

What Is an MLM?

A Multi-Level Marketing company (MLM) is a business structure where people make money not just by selling a product, but also by recruiting others to sell that product. Every recruit becomes part of their "downline," and the person above them (the "upline") earns a cut of their sales. In turn, those recruits are encouraged to recruit more people, and so on.

Sounds familiar? That’s because it’s structurally identical to a pyramid scheme—except MLMs slap a product on top to technically stay legal.

💡 Pyramid Scheme 101: A business where profits come primarily from recruitment rather than actual product sales is illegal in most countries. MLMs dodge this by selling tangible goods (like essential oils, leggings, diet shakes, or dubious skincare), even though the real money is made through signing up new recruits.

The result? A hierarchical system where the people at the top profit immensely, and almost everyone else is left with debt, a garage full of overpriced candles, and an awkward tension with their Facebook friends.

Why MLMs Are So Dangerous

MLMs don’t just fail people—they actively harm them, often targeting the most financially vulnerable. Here’s how:

🚩 The “Business” is not a Business

MLMs love to call their reps “independent business owners” (IBOs), but this is pure branding nonsense. In reality:

You don’t own anything—you’re just a commission-based salesperson.

You can’t set your own prices or sell the products anywhere you want.

The MLM can change the rules at any time, and you have no control.

A real small business allows you to build something sustainable. An MLM just makes you a glorified customer with a side gig in predatory recruitment.

💰 The Buy-In Trap

Unlike a normal job (where they pay you), MLMs require you to pay upfront for inventory, training materials, or expensive “starter kits.”

💡 Red flag: If a job requires you to invest money before you can start making money, it’s not a job—it’s a scam.

And let’s be real—these products are often wildly overpriced. Why? Because the actual customers of MLMs aren’t outsiders—it’s the sellers themselves. If the products were actually in demand, the company wouldn’t need a recruitment model to move them.

📉 99% of Participants Lose Money

According to the Federal Trade Commission (FTC), over 99% of people who join an MLM either lose money or make less than minimum wage.

Why? Because MLMs are structured like a financial game of musical chairs:

You join and are told that you can totally make bank if you just work hard enough.

You buy inventory, attend “trainings,” and try to sell to your friends and family.

You realize the only real way to make money is by recruiting others into the same trap.

You run out of people to recruit (because everyone else is also trying to recruit).

You’re left with nothing but an empty wallet and the burning shame of DMing your old high school classmates with “Hey girl, I have an amazing opportunity for you!”

Meanwhile, the top 1%—the ones who got in early—are laughing all the way to the bank.

🧠 The Mind Games: Toxic Positivity & Manipulation

If you struggle in an MLM (which you will), the company won’t take responsibility. Instead, they’ll gaslight you into thinking it’s your fault: 🔹 “You’re just not working hard enough!” 🔹 “You need to believe in yourself!” 🔹 “Success is just around the corner—buy more inventory to reach your goals!”

This kind of blame-the-victim mentality keeps people trapped. Instead of recognizing that the system is rigged, recruits internalize the failure and keep sinking money into the scam, hoping for a breakthrough that will never come.

Who Do MLMs Target?

MLMs don’t recruit just anyone—they specifically prey on:

💰 People in financial distress – MLMs promise easy money with “no experience needed,” making them appealing to people struggling financially. The reality? Most end up losing money.

👩‍👧 Stay-at-home moms – MLMs pitch themselves as “mom-friendly businesses,” giving women the illusion of flexible work-from-home income. But in reality, they often exploit moms’ desire for financial independence, leaving them deeper in debt.

🎖 Military spouses – Frequent moves make it hard for military spouses to hold steady jobs. MLMs swoop in with “portable” career promises—but instead, families end up pouring their savings into an unsustainable scam.

🚑 People with chronic illnesses – MLMs peddling “miracle supplements” and essential oils often target sick people, implying that their expensive, unproven products will somehow “cure” them. It’s dangerous, unethical, and completely unscientific.

How to Spot an MLM Scam

🚨 Red flags that scream ‘MLM’ 🚨 ✔️ A “business opportunity” that requires you to pay upfront. ✔️ A focus on recruitment over actual product sales. ✔️ Lots of motivational slogans, but no real financial transparency. ✔️ Overpriced products that no one outside the company actually buys. ✔️ Earnings that depend on how many people you can recruit.

Remember: If you have to buy into a “job,” it’s not a job—it’s a scam.

The MLM Cycle of Doom

1️⃣ You’re lured in with promises of financial freedom. 2️⃣ You spend money on starter kits, training, and inventory. 3️⃣ You struggle to sell overpriced products and recruit people. 4️⃣ You’re told it’s your fault for not working hard enough. 5️⃣ You burn out, quit, and lose money—while your upline moves on to the next victim.

Meanwhile, the MLM keeps recruiting new people to replace the ones who quit. It’s a self-sustaining scam.

MLMs aren’t small businesses. They’re legalized scams that use recruitment and manipulation to enrich the people at the top while everyone else sinks deeper into financial ruin.

So, next time someone slides into your DMs with “Hey hun! I have an amazing opportunity for you!”—do yourself a favor and hit block.

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Aww, it is certainly Hoover and her collaboration with Ryan and Blake Lively.. It's sad, but she shouldn't have endorsed them

Ms. Lively and Baldoni

Chris Brown

What a shit show haha

Justin Bieber and his demons haunting him

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Katie Price

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sad but if you are willing to do that, it shows where your priorities are

Justin Bieber

I don't know how to feel about this...

Nobody knows but it makes me laugh as hell

Jenna Ortega and Tim Burton? Jenna looks so much like a snobbish little queen...

BAHAHAHA Taylor Swift and Blake Lively

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Ariana and Cynthia

Aww honey you did a great job don't worry

Ratface being done with Kylie lol

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hehehe i can't wait (it ends with us drama)

Aww now i'm sad :/

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MM, of course 🙄

Hear me out, I'm sure it's Blake who thought that Baldoni was into her and was mad that he wasn't. Team Baldoni all the way, I'm sorry.

Ah that explains that; man I despiseJLo

Is there no break to Ezra Miller's dramas?

The cast of Shogun apparently

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Aw poor Spongebob ;_;

Apparently Blake Lively

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Aren't they all?

Taytay

👀👀

Meghan Markle of course

Adrian Brody?

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tea of the day ☕

Blake Lively

Scooter Braun & Justin Bieber

Guadagnino

Kylie Jenner

Kendall Jenner!! 👀

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Ooh it was the Golden Globes yesterday, there's going to be some hot teaaaa..... Here we go;

Zendaya and her "engagement"

Sebastian Stan?

Again, Sebastian Stan??

Angelina Jolie and Nicole Kidman?

One of the Fanning sisters??

🤭🤭

Is that the Baby Reindeer dude?? 🥺

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My first thought was Ariana Grande but people are saying it might be Selena Gomez... Bitches either way! 🤷‍♀️

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Ew...

Rat-man and Kylie Jenner... That explains the awkward moment between Demi and Kylie. 🤔

Miley Cyrus 😆

Selena? I mean she looked a bit... roundish...

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My vote goes to Selena, again, because god damn she was so weird in that interview!!

Awww that's never fun

Ariana, of course 😒

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Ariana Grande

Mh.

WHO

Scientology strikes again

Zuckerberg and the AI Meta Accounts

Aubrey Plaza's husband suicide

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Kieran McCulkin?

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Ariana Grande

Offset

Azaelia Banks and... Elon Musk.. what an odd combo haha