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Here's a legal PSA:
If you've committed a crime and a detective gathers everyone involved in the room, especially if he's not actually a detective and is instead a novelist, puzzle-setter, psychic, fake psychic, dog, chess grandmaster, etc. ...
YOU SHOULD NOT CONFESS.
Every year, hundreds of people are put away by non-traditional "detectives" who have either inserted themselves into the case or are working with the police in a dubiously legal capacity as advisor. In 99% of these cases, the murderer gives a full confession even though the evidence against them is circumstantial at best and often requires a long just-so story which can only guess at motive.
If this happens to you, stay quiet, do not attempt to defend yourself or talk your way out of it, only say "I want a lawyer".
Now if you find yourself being investigated by a boy genius, magician's assistant, anthropologist, classics scholar, or philosopher, it's likely that refusing to talk to the police (or investigator with no legal authority) is merely the end of the second act, and by the end of the third act they will have you dead to rights.
YOU SHOULD STILL NOT CONFESS.
Make them take it to court. Force the eccentric detective and his straight-laced police partner to take the stand and explain their methods to a jury of your peers. Have your lawyer look at the chain of custody on the evidence, especially if you believe it to have been handled by someone who has only bumbled into detective work through their natural charm and/or unique set of skills and outsider perspective that come in handy more often than they should.
Know your rights. Don't let eccentric detectives put you away.
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This might be a long shot, but if anyone has audio or video of Becca Petersen when she went on as Regina or Cady in the Mean Girls tour in Denver please let me know!!! I would likely be willing to pay for it if no one’s gifting! So excited that she got to go on for Cady again!!!
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I have found my center, that’s all.
Gossip Girl (2007 - 2012)
#gossip girl#dair#STILL refuse to finish this show bc (spoiler) they don’t end up together and my heart can’t take it 😭#siri play ‘the 1’ by taylor swift
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What if I told you I’m a mastermind? And now you’re mine. x
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You would break your back to make me break a smile
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just a psa if you come to my tumblr wanting to trade, I lost most of my listings because I didn’t know that mega deletes your files if you don’t log in every few months. so they’re all gone. even the boots I paid for. 😭 basically all I have to trade at the moment are my own masters and a few things here and there (probably still have all american idiot boots bc i have a shared master doc with some friends but idk if mediafire expires too???), but I’m not really active. the computer I used to use for trading also broke two years ago (I spilled coffee on it) so I’ve lost the tracked versions of my masters and I can’t remember the website I used to use for tracking so if anyone knows a website that works please lmk. all this to say… don’t come to me for trading unless you’re looking for something from my masters or american idiot bc otherwise I’m just not responding because I’ve gotten too many requests. and I’ll just throw this out there: if anyone is gifting mean girls audios please lmk cause I lost so many. I’m not super into the show anymore but becca petersen is still the loml so if anyone wants to share anything with her in it feel free.
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taylor swift
🕯️ tour 🕯️
tickets
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I hesitate to put this out into the world because I don’t want to jinx it but what if Becca Petersen is the new tour Karen 🤪
#I want it so bad so of course it won’t happen but still!!!!#I want to see her in MG so badly pls let it happen!
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Actually not okay due to all the Broadway Mean Girls cast members joining the tour tonight ???? Okay now I have to go see it 😭
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Lmao Kyle Selig is on as Aaron at the Mean Girls tour???? God I hope someone is there taking an audio this is nuts
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Like all of you I’ve been made aware of the Extremely Sad News that Becca Petersen was only joining the Mean Girls tour temporarily, and already had her last show. Had I known this, I may have just moved mountains and drained my bank account to see her in that show one last time, but I didn’t! If anyone who sees this did, and took audio/video… My DMs are OPEN. I will trade unfairly or pay for the bootleg if it features Becca Petersen u/s Karen on the Mean Girls tour. Please if anyone knows that this exists let me know, I am desperate!
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i made a quiz check it out.
#I got ‘get a room’#the description called me tf out#”This is the horny on main dynamic.”#um...read me for filth
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y'all, i made a quiz on what your stereotype is.
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GOSSIP GIRL 5.21 Despicable B
#gossip girl#dair#THEY SHOULD HAVE ENDED UP TOGETHER I’M STILL SO MAD ABOUT IT THAT I REFUSE TO FINISH THE SERIES
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i made a uquiz where i designate you “____ to lovers” pls validate me by reblogging & tagging with what u get
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anyway while america is taking over social media as usual, syria was literally being bombed overnight by israel. petitions don’t work here, only raising awareness and donating to organisations does so here are some organisations you can support:
Islamic Relief
Islamic Relief USA
Muslim Aid
please feel free to add to this, these are just some i found on twitter! also red cross isn’t a reliable organisation so please don’t donate to them.
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