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[beautifulgazelle]

I Live on an ol’ sailing ship, because that be what me sea-faring ancestors intended

5 scurvy dogs break into me vessel in the dead of night- “The el’?!” I say as I grab me blunderbuss and tricornered hat. I open fire on the first bastard, tearing him clean in half; I draw me double barreld flintlock on the second bastard, first shot don’t even go off cuz I ain’t cleaned the thing in months, but the second shot nails him right in the heart. I gotta resort the the cannon loaded with random trash atop the stairs-“Say hi to Davy Jones for me, lads!” I holler as two of the buggers are blown to shreds, the shrapnel sinking me neighbor’s boat. I draw me trusty cutlass and charge at the last bloke, slicing his belly open with one slash. Can’t even call the authorities cuz I ain’t paid me taxes in over a decade.

Ey, just as me ancestors intended.

[beautifulgazelle]

Atari 2600-style pixel art of the Welcome Home cast!