bbsantc

[bbsantc]

୨୧ you look edible ୨୧

hellooooo my pookie wookies <3 i´m back with a part 12 of the enha texts :p my masterlist is down below if you wanna check the other parts out :) send me an ask if you want to be added to a taglist for this text series thing lol :)) hope you enjoy them :p

prev. | m.list. | next.

based on this ask for my amazing pookie @augennn💞

pairings: ot7!enhypen x 8th member f!reader

summary: the pre-stage shenanigans commence, although our dear y/n doesn't feel too confident in her outfit... the boys reassure her a little too much

tags: fake texts, crack, humor (or at least an attempt lmfao), strong language, enha being down BAD for y/n, they’re all very dramatic men, loser!enha, a little of insecure feelings from y/n, use of the word 'milf' once lmfao, petnames lol, they're all unhinged, and they're all lowkey horny, 18+ (i think that's it, if not lmk pls lol)

disclaimer: this is a work of pure fiction. i am not claiming that this depicts enhypen or anyone involved in real life.

♡ my requests are open if anyone wants me to make a specific scenario :p ♡ 

༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻

༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻

༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻

༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻ ༺♡༻

a/n: i hope u guys enjoyed this part 12. i hope i was able to execute your idea correctly lmfaooo. thank you for your idea babes <3 always remember you are all beautiful and amazing and are deserving of love. never accept less than what these WON4PRESIDENT!enha's give y/n!!!

as always, a massive thank you from the bottom of my heart. the way y'all show up for this series? literally unreal. it means more than i can put into words. like can you even believe we're already at part 12???? insanity. 💗 a thousand thank you's >.<

if you want more of these lmk, my requests are open heheh :) or if i should stop pls lmk too lmaoooooo

taglist: @wonuziex @weepingsweep @firstclassjaylee @loverbyfate @jaerisdiction @junhuihui17 @tinyteezer @deliciousmagazinequeen @riribelle @baelalua @itzmi4u @augennn @ilovhoonie @diameuwu @k1ttyjwon @rikchic @enhawomenluvr @all4yoi @kirakun @lze325 @nyfwyeonjun @rairaiblog @luhvletters @stardroppings @seyoungiesleeps @i-peachesandstrawberries @hanjisrightearwax @hopetiger10 @bunyaya @dinacore0 @naevisringring @vvenusoncasual @kiwicup @ev4nism @enhawonnie @ikeuwoniee @24svnn @ddeonuswife @pqrkjyx @rikifordmiami @nishiriks @nik1okrock @plumeriaprincess111 @rikimuraaaa @chae-rries @randomanothercreature @saraabbas

©bbsantc

[bbsantc]

im actually having to physically restrain myself from spending 19 of my literal $30 on blazing ur next post. Ive nearly completed the purchase like 3 times ITS SUCH AN URGGEEEEEE

OH MY GOD YOU’RE TOO PRECIOUS MY AMAZING ANON💞💞💞💞💞

you deserve the world honestly bc the fact that you want to spend your precious money on my silly works makes me feel some typa way i caNNOt describe

YOU’RE TOO KIND TRULYYYY😽😽😽 BUT DW THAT MY NEXT POST IS VERY VERY VEEEERYYY soon🤓💓

(i sometimes can’t believe you guys like this series this much oml I genuinely feel so emotional like I’m such a softie like i would buy you all something cute if i could)

MILLIONS OF VIRTUAL HUGS AND KISSES💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞

[bbsantc]

Talking about who's the most funny...

My top 3 of the funniest members are:

1) Jake and his freaky ass

2) Jungwon cause he's weird

3) Ni-ki cause he gets it and he has a great sense of humor

And I would add y/n tho because it's so funny how nonchalant she gets sometimes, like she's used to them

ASAHAHHH HAHAHHSH I LOVE THISSSS‼️‼️‼️

your ranking is too real honestly like I completely agree😌

i LOVE writing jungwon as an odd ball LMFAO and i LOVEEE the y/n mention of how she’s so used to their crazy shit that she just let’s them spiral sometimes like..,, she KNOws they need it lol

i have a soft spot for sunghoon and hee too like.,,, they might not say much but I love it when they do lolz

[bbsantc]

can you do texts where the members have to do idol stuff (?) with girls and she feels left out but they don’t make her feel bad ab it and instead they cheer her up

OHHHH OMGGG INTERESTIMGGGG

thank you anon‼️‼️💞💞 I like this approach too..,,, it IS a lil unfair only the boys go crazy.., we might need a little crazy y/n arc too🤓

[bbsantc]

omg adding on the the anons request for a male idol admitting that they had a crush on y/n he should also say that she is his ideal type like i’m literally blushing ( PLEASE do hyunjin that man is soo dam handsome)

YES YES YES YES‼️‼️ THANK YOUUUU💞💞💞

it WILL be included defffffff

HE IS JUST TOO BEAUTIFUL I KNOWWW OML (i think the guys may even gay out a little LMFAO)

[bbsantc]

montse whats your feed like?

like do you read fics, is it moots, smau inspos, lil quotes???

im really curious lol <3

-🍯

hehehhehehe this is such a cute question omg thank you for being curious ab me lolz

wELL,,.,. it’s mostly fics,, like all types of fics, whether it’s a one shot, a series, a headcannon, literally anything heheheh (i love me a 15k+ words one heheheheheh)

i’ve been reading fics for like about 10 years now (i definitely WAS too young for them when I started, that is correct lmfao,, but you couldn’t get in the way of a girl and a harry styles wattpad story🧍‍♀️)

and since at my core i’m a fangirl… sometimes gifs, scenes, fanart, etc, of like enha, bts, sometimes naruto or spiderman lol

lately i’ve been seeing things about like ‘tarot enha’ but i’m not at all knowledgeable in those type of topics so yea lolz😭

now i’m curious as to what your guys’ feed looks like lol :p

[bbsantc]

hey girl i literally LOVE your smau so much they make me giggle and i seriously look forward to the next chapters everyday!! pls never stop making them i’ll actually cry 💔

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS POOKIE😭😭😭💞💞😭💞

your support means the absolute WORLD to me,.,, like truly without you all i wouldn’t have survived the end of my semester at uni,,, like i was getting obliterated by my macroscopic anatomy and organic chem classes💀💀

starting the texts was like a way to make myself happier in a way lmfao but everyone here is so sweet and so beautiful that you guys sometimes even make me happier than the texts themselves lolz💞💞😽😽

[bbsantc]

idea time ! okay so what i had in mind was like another famous male idol exposing his secret of how he used to have a crush on reader during their trainee days, kinda like bambam and nayeon !

AHHHH YESS STOPPP #lovin’it

thank youuuu so much for this omg i love it💞💞

what if i make it like hyunjin from skz.,,.?? bc i’m low-key thinking a man so objectively beautiful even the rest of enha have a hard time staying mad LMFAOOO

[bbsantc]

OKAYY i have an ideaa but it might not be very good! sigh 💔 buttt what if they all play minecraft together and then all the boys go get materials whilst yn builds fhe house and then she accidentally puts one of their beds next to hers and the rest of them get upset and secretly remove the other bed and put theirs next to hers?? IDK IF THIS MAKES SENSE!!

for example jay! so reader accidentally puts jays bed next to hers and the rest of them find out and then someone replaces jays bed with their own, then someone replaces that bed with their own, and then someone else does the same thing and it keeps going

HOLYYYYY SHIIIIT THIS IS VERY VERY VERY GOOD OMHGSHDHDH

I AM KICKING MY FEET AS I TYPE THIS OMLLLL

pls pls pls pls don’t undermine yourself and your ideas bc this IS gold like genuinely i think that when i write it, it might dethrone the fun-ness (lol) i felt when making ‘stuart little’. like I’m getting so giggly and excited about it IM GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN JANDMDJKS

I’m going to make hee a bEast at it lmfao

thank you so so so so so so so soooo much. did i say so much already? well thank you sm heheh🤓💞

[bbsantc]

hydrate or die straight. ILY MONTSE PLEASE LOOK AFTER YOURSELF AND TY FOR THE FOOD

i love stuart sm :3

could you maybe make references to stuart in future smaus??? like he’s now their CHILD and must be included in decisions like parents should‼️

but on a genuine note i truly do adore you, the way your brain works and how kind of a person you seem to be. im a random anon off the internet, but i honestly admire you as a person just from the way you speak and your attitude towards us in asks and comments<33

i check your blog LITERALLY every few hours for new stuff and even if its an ask with like a few sentences i adore it and what you reply with every time. i love your brain and UR PAGE IS SO PRETTY???? it makes mine feel plain anf boring lol<3

- ur most faithful 🍯 (IM TAKING THIS TITLE EVERYONE ELSE BACK OFF)

oh my god wow ok firstly, i am so so so so so immensely grateful for you and for this message. your words really mean more to me than you’ll ever know, you just made my year. i’m genuinely teary eyed oml jsndjsndjnwns (i am in fact crying a little bit)

this is the most beautiful message i’ve ever gotten really. thank you thank you thank thank you. i really try to reply to everyone and do everyone’s requests as best as i can. this series is not only mine, but it’s ours, exactly because of this.

thank you for always being so genuinely kind and thoughtful,,, it makes my poor small heart squeeze and go like !!!!!!!

aND thank you so much for liking how my blog looks oml >.< I’m low-key new as to how to make my blog look good bc I’ve been a bit of a silent reader since like 2017 lmfao. BUT I’M SURE YOURS IS AMAZINGGGG😽😽😽

my beautiful anon, you deserve the sun, the moon and everything in between, along with anyone reading this💞💞💞💞

i WILL bring Stuart up in some of the chapter heheh bc that IS THEIR CHILD you are correct.

PLSSS MY HONEY BBY ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF TOO💓💓💓💓 and always continue to have that beautiful heart of yours

[bbsantc]

Hiiiii what if an idol from another bg or a trainee in a survival show says she’s their ideal type and shenanigans ensue>:)))!!! And then she’s asked about it in an interview and she’s like ‘oh they’re cute but not my type/they’re a little young for me lol’ and the gf crashes out

Like ‘if he was older would you date him?!?! What is your type?!?! It’s not him right????’

YESYEYSYEYSYSYSHEHS THANK YOUUUU, truly i love this thank u pooks💞💞

maybe someone from Boys Planet II or someone like that (lmk if you have someone in mind heheh)

they’re so silly my boyz

[bbsantc]

I have an idea that’s evil and (kinda) silly>:))))

What ifff Y/n is in a talking stage w a guy and the rest of enhyoen lowkey crash tf out about it, but it falls through for some reason (like they just didn’t click or something)😻😻😻😻😻

YES YES YES YESSS this is gold THANK YOUUUUUU

i’m #thinking i could connect it to the one i wanted to write about a male idol slipping their phone number in the old school sandwich style way…,,,🤓🤓

y’all we have so many good and scrumptious requests that could last us for the rest of the year IF Y’ALL DON’T MIND, I DON’T MIND EITHER AND WE KEEP THIS GOING FOR AS LONG WE HE HAVE TO LMFAOO (love u all mwah💞💞💞)

[bbsantc]

what if reader wears like a revealing outfit ? like one day she goes up to the boys and is like "woah my outfit is soo cute !!!" but is uhhh... quite showing a lot of skin !!

OUUUUUUU this is a good one THANK YOUUUU

i wanna write it in such a way that the boys are like living for it but also they can’t handle it but they can’t stop looking at her with heart eyes but they’re insane so they don’t know how to handle the fact that other people get to see her like that…,.. they’re a lil silly

[bbsantc]

Is it just me or jungwon is actually yhe funniest out of them all

HAHAHSH YESSS YES YESYESSNSM

i whole heartedly agree!! i ADORE his character bc he’s just a silly funny guy living his life

who do y’all think is the funniest?🤓

[bbsantc]

I loved the Stuart little one, it was really funny and cute. Ty🎀🎀

hehehehhehehe THANK YOUUUU POOKIE💞💞💞💞

i love these type of asks bc you guys make me giggle omgggg

i’m so so so so happy i can make y’all smile at least a lil :p

[bbsantc]

POOKIE. IDEA. THIS IS EVIL BUT THIS WOULD BE SILLY. 😈

MAKE Y/N DISAPPEAR FOR A DAY BC SHES WITH HER GIRL FRIENDS AND SHE DIDNT TELL THR BOYS 😼😼

AAAAHHHHH I LOVE THISSSS

should we make the girl friends lesserafim or illit.,..🤭

thank you for this!!💞💞💞

[bbsantc]

more ynwon content pls & ynsun 🙏🙏 I NEED TO SEE THEM DOWN BAD LIKE THE OTHER MEMBERS R

YES YES YES YESSSS

i usually like to write like all of the different ways they’re all downbad with y/n,.,. some are more subtle but if you look closely you can see that everyone is at a point beyond return lmfao