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The older I get the less bitter I get about TTG as a concept. It still not really funny to me because it's mostly fart jokes but some episodes are actually really good but I will always die mad about this show being marketed as a continuation of the original only to be this shit. I'll be mad about it forever.

That and this weird admance they have on making fun of people who enjoyed and want '03 back like way too often they shit on the original because God forbid you want a better show back.

Like honestly I think I would've gotten over it way faster if the didn't promise us a s6 if the TTG movie did well and then clowed on everyone who genuinely got excited at the possibility of getting a show they like back after they hinted at it in the post credit scene.

No matter what I think of the show now I'm the biggest hater exclusively for them pissing on fans of the original.

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Man I wish Clark sounded more southern.

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I stand by Bruce being 5'5, Clark being 5'9 and Diana being 6'5.

I think as batman he wears boots that make him taller so he can't ever be identified by his height (not his main reason but an understandable secondary reason).

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I am not immune to corensupes and battinson

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ok, fake cryptid batfam is feeding me so well right now

like “the rumor around gotham is that a Bat watched the night” type

Bruce meets the JL and they all think hes some sort of meta when in actuality they could probably kill him with no sweat if he was unarmed

Bruce taking every precaution to make sure they keep thinking that way

Robin gets introduced as Bruce’s son/fellow cryptid and they all collectively freak out bc “HOLY SHIT THERES ANOTHER ONE???”

Bruce having to make up some bullshit excuse for why Robin is a child and going around fighting crime (some excuse like: ACTUALLY he’s technically a thousand years old, so this is fine)

the rest of the batfam shows up with just elaborate fucking backstories all based in the original story that bruce made up

dick’s robin retires?

no worries, jason says, he’s currently waiting on his metamorphosis bc their species has to go through that before becoming an adult

jason dies but the backstory was that they were immortal?

no problem, tim explains that sometimes their species goes dormat because they’ve lost too much energy

they acquire steph, but only for a few days?

no worries, bruce explains, sometimes their species goes under shifting to find the right body

one of the ones that I read had Bruce using and recorder and faking having 2 hearts, which Clark could hear, and when the recorder broke, to bring in Robin and explain that Dick was his 2nd heart splitting off of him (The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr on ao3)

another one was literally batfam pretending to be slightly human versions of the animals they were named after and kon, being desperately in love with tim as he does, decides to uses ttk to create and shape wildly expensive gems and diamonds for tim because he thinks that “birds like shiny things, right?” (tim is rightly very worried that kon, in his dumbassery, decided to make large enough diamonds to completely dismantle the industry) and clark is later shown these diamonds, also very worried about the sheer enormity of these gems (‘a fake cryptid and a real romantic’ series by suzukiblu on ao3)

another one had batfam using engineered wings for fight and flight and their wings were a perfect complement to their costumes

clark meets tim without wings and is freaking out because holy shit he has no wings did he rip them off where are they??

batfam bonds through wing painting and fixing and the jl is in awe of them and their wings

best part is most of batfam does not realize that jl thinks their wings are very real and not mechanics and only realize when one of the younger ones ask abt them (Loading and Aspect Ratio by JUBE514 on ao3)

plz plz plz give me more recs bc i love this trope so muchhh

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They make me ill

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"Guy Gardner looks stupid" and batman is Bruce Wayne what fucking else is new? He's had a bowl cut since conception He's always looked fucking goofy

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While Batman has this whole noir detective aesthetic going on don't let it fool you into thinking Bruce is anything other than the most hopeful optimistic man alive. He has basically no proof these people will change but he will fight tooth and nail to change Gotham for the better because despite it all he believes it can change.

I really do fucking hate that none of his efforts pay off tho. It really boils my blood that in the end Gotham will never change and Bruce is doing all of this for nothing. It feels really unfair and very antithetical to the whole "anyone can change for the better" thing if they absolutely refuse to let anyone change for the better.

Like your message falls incredibly flat and really does just make you go "he should just kill the joker" honestly because of how DC makes Gotham work he really should since he won't ever change anybody.

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The new Mr. Terrific live action looks good but GOD I'm so happy live action comic book movies are finally over that phase of being embarrassed to be comic adaptations cause this is cool af

HE LOOKS COOL AS HELL!!!

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Big fan of Patbat being an emo kid who lives in his parents basement like unironically

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comic

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I love lego batman. He's so silly