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Josh & Arnold in Please Like Me (3x10: Christmas Trifle).

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What a wicked game you play, you make me feel this way What a wicked thing to do, make me dream of you What a wicked thing to say, never felt that way What a wicked thing to do, make me dream of you And I wanna fall in love And I wanna fall in love with you

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I will always be true to myself and my feelings, I will always strive to be honorable and compassionate and genuine because that is how I choose to act. That is the mark that I want to leave.

You took so much, more than I care to admit, but you can never take that choice away from me.

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Verses list is up. Tags to be updated at a reasonable time

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I’m back bitches

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I will forever be happy with the confirmation that Stef is taller than Vanyel

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Zootopia Sentence Starters (Part Seventeen):

"Oh, I tried. And I made life so much worse"

"That's really cool, you guys."

"I'd just like to say, I'm sorry for the way I behaved in my youth. I had a lot of self-doubt and it manifested itself in the form of unchecked rage and aggression. I was a major jerk."

"It's in their biology."

"This is fox repellent."

"Okay, the deterrent and the repellent, that's all she needs."

"I can't thank you enough."

"Can I pay you back?"

"My treat."

"Start talking!"

"I don't know where he is, I only saw where he went."

"Great! Let's go!"

"That is exactly what we're gonna do."

"If you'll excuse us, we have a very big lead to follow, and a case to crack. Good day."

"Never let 'em see that they get to you."

"We don't just blindly assign blame."

"We don't know why these attacks keep happening, but it is irresponsible to label all predators as savages."

"You've always been a trier."

"Really, it's a—it's kind of a proud-scared combo."

"I've been working for this my whole life."

"We know, and we're just a little excited for you, but terrified."

"To be fair—you did stop a master criminal from stealing two-dozen moldy onions."

"Mmm, hate to disagree with you."

"Your job is putting tickets on parked cars!"

"Buddy, it's nice to see ya."

"I'm pretty sure I saw a shifty lowlife climbing the fence."

"I'm not leaving."

"Where to?"

"Well, this is so exciting, actually. I mean, you know, I never get to do anything this important."

"I'm more of a glorified secretary."

"Love you, too."

"He bared his teeth first!"

"I gotta tell you, you are even cuter than I thought you'd be!"

"What? Why?"

"Now I'm going to open this door."

"Here you go. One missing otter."

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He peers over the shoulder of the mage, making a face. “To be faced with a thing such as what killed him, I would prefer to make it out in enough pieces to curl under my bedroll later.” Not to mention Van would be so unhappy if he got himself hurt. If work didn’t demand all of his time, he might of insisted on going with them and actually follow through on that threat. “There are a few that would miss me if I get eaten, including the wine I have stashed in Van’s room.”

“O-o-oh I’m sure there’s a possibility to run away, whatever it is hasn’t seen us yet.” Stef didn’t really want to come face to...claw with whatever killed those people. But he followed anyway, curiosity was too powerful to ignore.

“You know normally when you’re following a trail of bodies covered in blood, its a sign you’re going the wrong way.”

Freeman’s Mind Ask Meme - Part 1 (Episodes 1-5)

   “ I guess that depends on what your goal is. Survive? Or… whatever the hell it is we’re doing. Solving the crime? Catching the culprit? “ Pausing a moment to inspect one of the corpses, the Mage observes the deep, dark gashes in the unfortunate man’s chest. Claw marks, BIG, claw marks. Not nearly as large as his, however. “ Or just running to our doom? “

Standing upright again, he blesses the body so the spirit may pass on in peace. If it still waited in the corpse, of course. Straightening his robes underneath the leather straps around his torso, the rumored Crystal Mage gestures for the bard to follow after him. 

 “ But it’s too late to turn back now, I believe. “  

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“Ushered out of bed before I even had the chance to get decent sleep... Why are you wake still?”

❛ in an unfortunate development, i am now awake ❜

popular text posts + ask memes (part two)

“ I’ve been awake for the past 48 hours, where’s your game at? “ 

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Bass flute in C, ca. 1811-1816 Wigley & McGregor (London, England)

- Materials: Body: Boxwood • Parts: Ivory, brass - Length: 87.2 cm

Source: Boston-MFA

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send me a crystal and i'll tell...

abalone: what kind of situations compromise my muse emotionally

aegerine: my muse's opinion of the supernatural

agate: how my muse calms down

blue lace agate: my muse's favorite form of communication (verbal, letters, texting, etc.)

fire agate: if my muse is brave or cowardly

moss agate: if my muse has a high or low opinion of themself

amazonite: what kind of situations call for my muse to be dishonest

amethyst: what my muse would most like to be able to shape-shift into

ammolite: how lucky or unlucky my use is

angel aura quartz: my muse's opinion of LGBT+ issues

apache tears: a sadness headcanon

apatite: a headcanon about my muse's intuition

apophyllite: my muse's religious/spiritual beliefs

aquamarine: where my muse feels most calm/relaxed

biotite: the biggest problems my muse is currently dealing with

bloodstone: how my muse sees themself as part of the world at large

calcite: my muse's social tendencies (introverted vs extroverted, parties vs one-on-one conversations, etc.)

carnelian: an art-related headcanon

celestite: how my muse deals with anxiety

chalcedony: the saddest my muse has ever been

chalcopyrite: how my muse deals with ending relationships

charoite: who my muse looks up to

chrysocolla: a money-making headcanon

copper: how I think my muse will end up when they're older

coral: how my muse views the natural world

diamond: a sex headcanon

dolomite: a sleep headcanon

emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words

fluorite: what my muse's room looks like

fossil: what my muse's dream job is

galena: what it's like to be in a relationship with my muse

garnet: what my muse's perfect partner would be

gold: my muse's financial situation

hematite: how squeamish my muse is

hiddenite: how much of an "inner child" my muse has

iolite: my muse's drinking habits

jade: if my muse would ever cheat on a partner

jasper: what my muse would be like as a parent

kyanite: an anger headcanon

lapis lazuli: where 'home' is to my muse

lodestone: what kind of people gravitate towards my muse

malachite: what my muse as a child thought they would be when they grew up

mica: what my muse views as their worst personality trait

moonstone: my muse's opinions on outer space

mother of pearl: if my muse tends to lift people up or bring them down

nebula stone: how good my muse's memory is

obsidian: which of the seven deadly sins my muse would be

opal: how creative my muse is

pearl: a mental health headcanon

petalite: what my muse would do if they found a wallet on the street

pyrite: a physical health headcanon

quartz: how my muse thinks other people see them

rhodonite: if my muse prefers elegance or convenience

rubellite: if my muse has any 'triggers' that inspire painful memories

ruby: a happiness headcanon

sapphire: if everyone my muse knew was hanging off a cliff and they could only choose three to save, the rest certainly dying, who they would choose

serpentine: how my muse would seduce another [alt: how my muse makes their money]

silver: if my muse prefers masculinity or femininity

tsavorite: if my muse believes in destiny or fate

ulexite: how empathetic/sympathetic/compassionate my muse is

unakite: what my muse's ideal pet would be

verdite: my muse's ethnicity/family history

zebra stone: what gets my muse excited

zoisite: does my muse believe everything's going to work out for them in the end or not?

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Guess who remembered the password for this blog

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*is preening*

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*revives this blog purely to spam rachel with puns*

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Nonsexual acts of Intimacy - Select from the following for my muse to respond to...

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes

♕: Holding hands

♖: Having their hair washed by your muse

♗: Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse's lap.

♘: Cuddling in a blanket fort

♙: Sharing a bed

♚: Head scratches

♛: Sharing a dessert

♜: Shoulder rubs

♝: Reading a book together

♞: Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which)

♟: Patching up a wound

♤: Taking a bath together

♧: Your muse playing with their hair

♡: Accidentally falling asleep together

♢: Forehead or cheek kisses

♠: Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc.

♣: Back scratches

♥: Your muse crying about something

♦: Slow dancing