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Wow what a nice nap, I wonder what has happened since I..... shitfuck assballs it's 2023??
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Blew my nose so hard I can't hear shit anymore
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IM PREGNANT
Anyways I'm stuck in room for the next week (not like that's changing anything)
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💫💯💖Big worm💖💯💫
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the cask of a monty python
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horn sharks really do hatch from sex toys don't they
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The Fuckit list, a list if people you have to do before you die
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Little amongus with a mowhawk
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Hey guys check out my new NFT
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Reject mawis velton, embrace Sebastinando alottel
#max verstappen#lewis hamilton#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#f1#formula one#fia#toto its called a motor race#no michael no no that is so not right#fernando is faster than you can you confirm this message#mein gott muss das sein so ein bockmist aber auch#shitpost#tell esteban to defend like a lion
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Twitter users will see a vid of someone blowing up a carolina reaper and be like "you could have donated those to starving children", like sweetie if a child who has only ever eaten drywall suddenly got nuked with spice they would die
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March in 4 months......
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Idea: a speed inspired film set in the Canadian wilderness where you are constantly hunted down by suicidal wildlife whilst driving to the hospital. you are unable to run them over as they will total your car and kill you upon impact. You are unable to stop the car as you won't make it in time for your life-saving procedure.
I call it moosebumps
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Damn squid game season 2 lookin fire
#squid game season 2#spiler alert: everyone fucking dies#shitpost#cyanide and happiness#vehicular manslaughter#squid game but the entire show is set on an intersection#traffic laws prepare to be ignored
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Youtube shorts ads are borderline tumblr level
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Youtube shorts ads are borderline tumblr level
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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day
Teach a man to fish and feed him for the rest of his life
Give a fish a man and it will be afraid
Teach a fish how to man and it will want women
#feed a man to a fish and feed the fish for like 6 months#feed a fish a fish feed fish a man#feed a fish a piece of burnt toast and it will get concor#give me a doctor and feed a stroke#shitpost#gets run over by 700 ton train#fish a man a feed food want doctor#fish fish fish fish#feeeeeeeedddd#tec#h#a#hey google#howndo i stonk strop
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