#tell esteban to defend like a lion

[weraceaswhores]

this checo alonso fight is actually so fun

[raceweek]

tell esteban to defend like a lion!!!!

[bananas-bigblocks-and-big-cocks]

Reject mawis velton, embrace Sebastinando alottel

[charlchen-moonves]

Esteban has fallen over 😩 but his friend Fernando is there 🧔🏽‍♂️ Fernando helps Esteban up! 🤝🥹

sus

[urafakebetch]

Fernando when Esteban is behind him: tell Esteban to defend like a lion

Esteban: *does not defend like a lion*

Fernando when Esteban is in front of him: tell Esteban not to defend like a lion

Esteban: *defends like a lion*

[yosoytess]

And then I said: tell Esteban to defend like a lion

[forelsketparadise]

#QatarGP Race Highlights.

Charles chassis is fixed so he is going to start P13 as per usual.

3 place grid penalty for Valtteri for not following the yellow flag.. He starts P6.

Max gets 5 place grid penalty for ignoring double yellow flags. He starts P7.

No action was needed for Carlos. He provided evidence that he followed the procedures. 

Due to Max and Valtteri’s penalties Pierre now starts P2. Alonso P3 Lando P4 and Carlos P5. Rest of the grid is same.

Pierre first French person to start on front tow since Romain Grosjean in 2012.

Bottas looses positions at the start and is now P11.

Pierre gets told to let Max pass

Pierre is running P4.

“Come on Valtteri get these cars”- Toto Wolff

Pierre loses 12 places in his pit stop. This is where Alpha Tauri messed up Pierre’s race.

Alonso still running P3 on lap 17.

Lewis pits in response to max’s pit stop.

Valtteri moving up the grid.

Lando gets told not to fight Perez.

Vettel defends against Perez for P11.

Alonso pits in lap 24. He last that long on his softs.

Ocon is now behind Pierre after his pit stop

Charles  goes P5

Charles locks up and loses position to Alonso and soon after to Checo.

Piarles running together very briefly.

Charles says his mediums are gone

Ferrari pulls off a double stack nicely. 2.2 for Carlos and 2.4 for Charles.

“Let's have a bit of fun”- Max

“Good evening”- Max after Gp’s response to Max’s fun comment.

Pierre is P6 on lap 30 and Charles P13.

Pierre gets told it would be one stop race. Again messing up by Alpha Tauri.

Valtteri gets a puncture resulting in a Yellow flag. 

A 11.4 pit stop for Valtteri.

Perez was coming behind Valtteri when it happened. It could have been scary.

A little better pit stop for Pierre now P11

Vettel vs Pierre for P10. 

Yuki overtakes Nicky nicely.

Kimi pulls a nearly contact with Nicky while overtaking him.

“Tell Esteban to defend like a lion”- Alonso. Esteban was up against Perez.

Yuki gets George too.

Perez and Ocon fighting. Lasted one lap after which Perez wins.

McLaren pits Lando from P4 to avoid a puncture like Valtteri’s.

Valtteri retires from the Race.

Alonso told not to go on the curbs and make his tire last.

Now George gets a puncture. Brief yellow flag. 

Nicky gets a puncture too in the next lap or so. Yellow shown briefly again.

Puncture count for this weekend is 4. Could have been 5 if they had not pitted Lando.

Latifi retires. He pulls up on a side of the track.

“We will make it or not?’- Alonso

Mick goes off the track into the gravel.

Virtual safety car introduced to get Nicky’s car out of the track.

Max gets a third pit stop during the virtual safety car with only two laps to go.

Lewis asks if they are boxing again. Bono tells him that only a lap is left.

Safety car ends during the last lap.

Alpha Tauri messed up Pierre’s race and their championshio for P5.

116 overtakes for Alonso this season. Sebastian and Kimi have 115each.

Lewis wins the race. Max is P2 and Alonso is P3. This is Alonso’s first podium after 9 years.

Max gets the fastest lap of the day.

Fernando Alonso is the driver of the day.

Perez P4 Esteban P5 Lance P6 Carlos P7 Charles P8 Lando P9 Vettel P10 are the other point scorers.

Pierre P11 Daniel P12 Yuki P13 Antonio P15.

"What the hell, this was not the last lap? "Oh it was." - Charles Leclerc

Daniel had to drive slowly to save his fuel.

Double points for Aston Martin as both Lance and Vettel get into the points. They scored 9 points.

Ferrari increases their lead over McLaren. its a 39.5 lead. 

With that podium for Alonso and Esteban’s P5 Alpine scores 25 points today. taking a 25 point lead Alpha Tauri who were out of points today. A major mess up by Alpha Tauri.

The gap between Max and Lewis now is 8 points.

Mercedes are 5 points ahead of Red Bull in constructor’s championship.

Lando manages to hold on to P5 but Charles didn’t fall behind either. He is only 1 point behind Lando.

Carlos is 7.5 behind Lando and 6.5 behind Charles. Anyone from these 3 can take the P5 in the driver’s championship.

Both Pierre and Daniel ends out of the points. Fight for P8 between them is still on. The gap is still 13 points.

Christian Horner summoned to FIA’s office for breaching Article 12.2.1 f and 12.2.1 k of FIA international’s sporting code.

[lastonthebrakes]

"tell esteban to defend like a lion" pls fernando makes it sound so dramatic as if they're going to war or something and i love that

[jensons-buttons]

TELL ESTEBAN TO DEFEND LIKE A LION BUT NOT AGAINST ME

[tutselutse]

TELL ESTEBAN TO DEFEND LIKE A LION

[micksandmax]

"Tell Esteban to defend... Like a lion"

Oh my the pause, that was amazingly dramatic. I loved it 😂

[alasarys]

3 & 15

3. Is there a driver you like less now than you did at the beginning of the season?

At the risk of upsetting all my favourite Fernando Fuckers, uh ... Fernando. I don't dislike him by any stretch, but that one glorious moment at the end of last year when Alpine were so functional and sexy because of teamwork? Yeah, that was nice. Hugs that lift you up in parc fermé? Gorgeous. 'Tell Esteban to defend like a lion!' So. Hot.

It could never last. There's a reason @firemanseb has him tagged as her favourite super villain.

15. One new rule you'd make for next year.

Zak Brown gets his stationery cabinet privileges revoked so he can't sign any more twinks.

[jamminvroomvroom]

nando, president of the max fan club: tell esteban to defend like a lion.

[verrstappen]

tell esteban to defend like a lion

[f1princess]

omg haha “tell Esteban to defend like a lion”

[singlepringle2023]

"tell esteban to defend like a lion"