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Alex Brightman: please stop being unhealthily obsessive about the show. I received a threat. I am not feeling safe. I will not be stagedooring.

*deletes Instagram*

*asks for privacy and respect*

The fandom: OmG aLex NoOO! coMe BaCk!!!?? HeY eVeRyOnE LET’S ALL MAKE A VIDEO or SenD HiM a LEttER TO SHOW HIM HOW WE ARE SOoOOoOo NOT OBsESSeD WiTH HiM !!???

No, people. NO.

WHAT PART OF “LEAVE ME ALONE FOR A SECOND” DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND????

I’m already LIVID about this whole thing, but I feel like someone should just f*cking say it how it is.

Leave. Alex. Brightman. Alone.

This is NOT the time to bother him with more unwanted attention.

This is NOT the time to collectively fangirl about him.

This is the time to take several seats, back the f*ck up, and

(I’ll say it again one more time for the people in the back who are pretending not to hear)

Leave

the man

A L O N E .

I swear, some of y’all can NOT take a f*cking HINT.

The man is scared for his own safety because of obsessive fan behavior and your suggestion is to bring him MORE of that?

And no, I don’t care if said video is only to send him “positive vibes”.

This is a SERIOUS matter.

The only thing he needs right now is for this fandom to give him space and shut up for a moment, while he deals with this bullsh*t and hopefully feels safe around his fans again.

UGH.

Edit: I swear to GOD, if y’all don’t respect his silence and start pressuring him to the point where he indefinitely stops interacting with fans on social media and stage door, I will literally hunt you down and smack the daylight out of you!

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i laughed at this and then hit my head on my bedframe is this a prophecy

Adam: IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE CRACK AT ME, I AM GONna…………. DO SOMETHING TO YOU

Beetlejuice: Oh yeah, Adam what are you gonna do?

Adam: IM GONNA………..KiCK YOUR…HeAD

Beetlejuice: Oh, my head?

Adam: Yeah.

Beetlejuice: Not my ass?

Adam:…….YEAH.

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this is how my mental breakdowns go except on a loop until i pass out

April 24th, 2019 - Second-to-last Preview

Ah yes, the four emotions. Happiness, sadness, anger, and murder

(gdrive)

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Me, to my family: Height differences in character relationships can be weird, I don't talk about them or use them a lot

Me to my friends: GOD Samuel is so FUCKING SHORT he's the height of a FIFTH GRADER and Henri is NORMAL HEIGHT but compared to SAMUEL he's TALL as SHIT

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Ok so nobody cares but

I've had this idea floating around in my brain for about a year, but never really put it onto paper until two months ago.

I'm a writer. I write things and stuff. Right? Ok. So I saw the movie "The Fly" from 1986, and instantly fell in love. It has captivating performances, amazing special effects, and was just overall interesting and very well done.

(The sequel was not as good, but this is not about that)

My brain started churning as soon as the credits started rolling. What happens next? At this point I hadn't seen the next movie, so I just started working on my own sequel. I was so enthused about my own idea I didn't care if there was another.

So here it is:

Two years before the Telepod accident, Seth Brundle and his twin brother, Elliot Brundle Pershing, got into an argument. This ended up tearing them apart and after that moment Elliot cut his brother off completely. One year before the Telepod accident, Elliot had his second son, but lost his wife in childbirth.

16 years after the Telepod accident. The second son is now 15 years old. His name is Cody. He lives with his father and older brother of 5 years, James. Their house is generally hectic, with James being depressed, unemployed and still living at home and Elliot working a 7-10 job. Cody wants to go to college and become a biologist, inspired by the AP Biology teacher at his school, Dr. Evelyn Rametsu.

One Saturday morning, Elliot wakes up to somebody knocking on the door. It turns out to be a woman, a journalist, named Veronica Quaife. She tells him that she knew her brother.

Elliot is immediately uninterested, wanting nothing at all to do with his brother. As it turns out Cody was never told of his mysterious uncle, and James was strictly forbidden to tell his little brother about him (even barely remembering him). Veronica quickly interjects and breaks the news to all of them: Seth Brundle, the brilliant but eccentric scientist, is dead.

Cody is intruiged with his uncle's occupation. James is a little sad, but overall unphased by the situation. Elliot however is broken. Sure he fought with him, but didn't wish him to die. He never even got to apologize. He feels immensely guilty.

Elliot wants to know exactly how it happened. Was it a suicide? Murder? Was he drunk and reckless? A lab accident? They are all shocked to hear it was technically all three. Veronica offers to drive down and show them more at Seth's now abandoned apartment.

While Elliot does want to know more, he needs time to process. He lets his sons go with Veronica down to Seth's lab/home, which is covered in cobwebs and mold.

Veronica explains to Cody and James that Seth was eager to try out his Teleportation Pods, and in a drunken fit he teleported himself. However he was unaware that a housefly had gotten into the Telepod with him, and he and the fly became merged on a molecular-genetic level. This prompted Seth to undergo a grueling metamorphosis, which in the end left him as a twisted man-fly hybrid.

If any lecture from Dr. Rametsu taught Cody anything, it's that a fusion like that would prove to be anything but life-changing. Maybe a couple of digestive changes, but nothing as drastic as having to vomit on your food. Before he can say anything, though, Veronica plays a video on a small TV in the house, which almost makes James vomit.

Cody is interested to see how this sort of thing happens. He notices the stray wires of the Telepods, and being the person he is, he puts them back together. James tries to take his mind off the video by looking at the Telepods, and he is immediately interested in them.

Veronica takes them back to their house later, after telling them more about how Seth died.

James wants to go back to explore the Telepods more that night, because it reminds him of his video games. Cody agrees to go along with him, also wanting to study the Telepods. They agree to head there at midnight as to not disturb Elliot.

That night James is all ready to head to Seth's old apartment. He knocks on Cody's door, and finds that Cody has fallen alseep. He decides against waking him up, instead heading over there alone to make Cody feel left out by going out and exploring the Telepods himself.

James gets there, and decides he wants to go inside of the Telepods. As he's walking inside, he doesn't notice the little hanging piece of Brundlefly flesh stuck to the wall of the telepod, and upon entering the glitched out Telepods turn on. James is transported to the 3rd Telepod, where he steps out and thinks he's fine. Scared, James makes his way home.

The next day, James finds himself buzzing with energy. He can't seem to sit still and is really hungry for sugar. He also appears to be breaking out in acne again. Cody notices his shift in energy, and asks if he's feeling okay. James responds that he's feeling great.

Ok I'm getting tired. Basically James' transformation is a lot faster, Veronica and Cody are Stressed, and Dr. Rametsu finds a cure for James' condition. Elliot and Veronica also become close friends. In the end, before the fully transformed James can be forced into the rewired Telepods, he kills Cody by, 《GORE WARNING》, shoving his claw from the back of Cody's head through his mouth and letting him bleed to death. James is turned back into a human, and is comforted by Veronica and Elliot and the movie ends.

SO THERE YOU HAVE IT MY CONTRIBUTION TO THE HORROR FANDOM

So what do you think? Also have this shitty drawing of Cody that I made

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Ok so I know this isn’t like me but this has been drifting through my head for about like 3 weeks? 

They fucked up every character in Uglydolls.

It’s not even funny.

Usually I look at bad writing and take it as motivation to improve my own.And the writing is usually not too bad, just laughably bad.

But this movie? Whoop de doo.

I feel like Ox was the only character they tried to add depth to. Ox was an original character in the original toy line of Uglydolls (didn’t seem to display many of the traits as the original but whatever), so he had a bit of backstory to go along with him. He had motivations, relationships, and and objective to fulfill most of the time. The others did not get the same treatment.

Moxy is a, or even the, main fucking character. And she felt so one-dimensional, so horribly reliant on her singing and voice actor, that I couldn’t even stand it. I still can’t stand it.

And don’t get me started on the Perfect Dolls.

These background bitches would follow anybody who takes charge of a chaotic situation. Even after Lou explains that he never gets to feel the kind of love that the rest of the dolls will get eventually because he is a prototype, nobody, not even the sickeningly-kind and open-minded Moxy gives a fuck. They all just suggest to rip his fucking organs out. And while people were yelling and crying out to kill Lou, Moxy was thinking. She was contemplating what to do, as if she were taking these suggestions into account. It makes no sense! Had it not been for Nolan, he probably would have been fucking murdered. 

In a kid’s movie.

They have time for violent threats, but no time to write decent character flaws and motivations? Get bent.

I actually got upset at that moment; Lou was clearly masking his unhappiness and loneliness with violence and anger. And nobody cared. That was most likely the reason he is an asshole in the first place. He felt looked up to, not for his personality, but for his looks and nothing else. He sent Ox out as a last-ditch effort to save a friend from the Big World, maybe because he didn’t want Ox to be rejected (and possibly an ounce of jealousy that Ox had the ability to go there as well), and then felt completely alone. He put on a rouse of shit-talking bitch boy, to feel in control of these people and show them “Hey, here’s how it feels to be degraded and alone all the time. Fuck you.”

(Also I just found out that when he said he was a prototype someone said that he wasn’t a real doll because of that. Hm)

I understand that may not be the intention of the writers, since it is a kid’s movie, but I always try to give characters more development. It’s kind of an instinctive thing I do. However I think that they could’ve added at least some depth, some development or something that makes them more human, even though they are dolls.

I don’t hate the movie. The animation is nice and the songs are pretty catchy, but it felt ruined for me because of the lack of character depth. This was long and I’ve been up for 23 hours maybe. Goodnight

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80 years late but I love this so much

fronk.?

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I’m rarely active but I recently got my computer working again after a virus attacked it. This was the first thing I drew. Besides my new avatar, but hEY!! TEMPLATE!! WEE-HOO, FUNNY FACE!!

have fun yall

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Somehow this cured my Writer’s Block; I don’t know how, it just did. 

Well I am a horror/dystopian novelist, so it could make sense on that front.

But still, quite shocking

A Chernobyl Horror Story by  Stefan Koidl

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you’re not a bigot this is truth mmk

Hot takes that will probably get me called a bigot on this hellhole

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Here’s a stupid drawing of a monster I named Brayden. This started out as a doodle but turned into this so here

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So I was bored, and even though my tablet’s working again I made a shitty drawing of Chris O’Neill/OneyNG from OneyPlays. On paper. Like,,,

Why did I do this????

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Well

I just vomited up all my internal organs because I ate an entire jar of Nutella, so I’ll be in hell until my mum decides to summon me again. Also, my tablet’s finally working again so I should be able to start doing digital art after 20 years

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I got Boston, Buffalo, and Washington DC. I actually grew up in Maine for the first 7 years of my life, but I now live in Cali

yall take this quiz and say what your 3 cities were

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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”

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Me, after crying for a good half an hour, staring at the Wan Wan Games Patron for 10 minutes, then binging all of the OneyPlays videos twice:

I support my boys, and I’m sad they’re leaving, but I support anyone else who will join OneyPlays next. We will miss you DongDing and JOOOOOOoOlian

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god and satan fight to the death

OPEN ROLEPLAY *Sans Knocks His Dirty Little Hands Upon The Oak Entreyway Of Your Home* Hello Hello Please Let Me Indoors I Have An Imp Ort Ante Message For You Please Please It Is Urgent And Also I Need To Pee