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Steve, looking through Nancy’s book bag: Hey Carol? What does a pregnancy test look like?

Carol: It’s like a thin piece of plastic with a thing at the end of it.

Steve: Ah, okay.

Steve: Then this is definitely a gun.

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Joyce in season 1 :)

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i just think they would have the most fascinating discussions

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soulmates. 🌕🌊

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Jonathan doesn't give a shit about, to actively dislikes Steve. Steve thinks that he, Robin, Jonathan, and Nancy should hang out after the Upside Down is dealt with. That's an interesting dynamic to have!! I want to see this explored more! Want to see this one-sided camaraderie play out. It'd be fun, confusing, and heartbreaking.

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Steve can do a little manipulate mansplain malewife if he wants. Steve drives a 1983 BMW 733i which is a brand new car and I think he blackmailed his dad into getting it for him. basically said I’ll tell mom ur sleeping with your secretary if you don’t do what I want. this is big news because last time he got caught cheating they ended up moving states (New York to Indiana) so god knows what would happen if he gets caught cheating again. so he gets the car but it totally leads to the resentment between Steve and his dad. oh and once the car is in Steve’s name he tells his mom anyway and they get divorced. so girl boss of him. I think he tells robin this when they’re laying 20 questions and she’s like what’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to get what you want. and he’s like well he totally deserved this butttt I also think robin has done some fucked up shit but it was at like band camp 

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Is a word of this a lie?

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winona ryder's character in stranger things has never been wrong even once and every time the fucking gravity turns off or whatever she says "hey thats weird right" and everyone in a 10 mile radius is like "woah category five woman moment incoming"

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max. babes. why the fuck are you hovering. get back on the fucking ground jesus christ

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@lgbtqcreators bingo -> dynamics + animation -> scoops troop

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DAVID HARBOUR Stranger Things S01XEP01 "Chapter One: The Vanishing of Will Byers"

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literally no one wants to say it but older steve harrington a few years into the apocalypse with the kurt russell beard and hair from 'the thing' i'm so serious

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Some quick late night Steve Harrington sketches since I recently finished Part01 of Season 4 of Stranger Things today, and felt like drawing my boi

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i was gonna do this meme with the original format then a much better came to mind

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this is dustin and erica in their 40s btw

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smooth operator

written for ‘hole’ | wc: 404 | rated: m | cw: n/a @steddiemicrofic

Crowd-work is Eddie Munson’s favorite part of stand-up. It’s actually become a niche of sorts, and tonight is no different.

“Something I’ve noticed in my time fucking men,” Eddie leads with, strolling across the makeshift stage, “is that you can tell how hot a guy is by how he takes off his shirt.”

The audience chuckles collectively.

“Don’t look at me like that, you know exactly what the fuck I’m talking about. We’ve all seen movies. You, in the navy blue,” Eddie gestures with his chin at a man sitting at a hightop with two girls. “You’re a good-lookin’ guy. Let’s see if you’re hot. Show us how you take your shirt off.”

Without hesitating, Blue Shirt stands up and in one swift motion, grabs the back of his shirt with one hand and tugs it off over what Eddie tries not to think is perfectly soft, perfectly messy copper locks. Turns out, it’s easy to not think about his hair, because every rational and coherent thought he’s ever had about anything comes to a screeching halt.

It kills his set because that’s not the Hot Guy Method he’s been referring to but there’s not a chance in cold, dark Hell he can stand on stage and lie in front of this cheering, clapping audience. This guy is fucking hot.

“Oh my God,” he says in the microphone as Blue Shirt shrugs and flushes, just a hint of pink crawling from the hollow of his throat to his cheeks. “That’s never worked before. That’s never worked. I did not— wow, I did not see that coming.”

The crowd continues to laugh and applaud, Blue Shirt sitting confidently on his barstool with his shirt still in hand. Motherfucker doesn’t even have the decency to put it back on so Eddie can move on.

He’s really dug himself a fucking hole with this one, huh?

“Jesus H. Christ, I meant to do the motion. And that’s— listen, that wasn’t the hot way I meant but for the first time ever, audience, I admit defeat. I don’t know what the Hell just happened, but that’s the hot way now.”

Blue Shirt raises his glass and fucking winks at him, before calling out in response. “Buy me a drink after the show and I’ll show you the hot way to take off a belt, too.” 

Eddie’s jaw falls open and Blue Shirt wiggles his eyebrows with a smirk. 

author's note: sometimes, you see a video of a stand-up comedian and drop literally everything you're doing to make it about your blorbos. this is one such time. @henderdads @steddieasitgoes it’s here!

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-Langston Hughes