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yeah they were flirting in that honda odyssey

based on this text post that made me audibly laugh

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&. 𝐬𝐮𝐛𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐬𝐦𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  an  assortment  of  smut  /  nsfw  implied  dialogue  prompts  with  not  so  explicit  language.  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ i’ve been thinking about you all day. ❜

❛ you can kiss me, you know. ❜

❛ how badly do you want me? ❜

❛ i can’t get enough of you. ❜

❛ i’ve never done something like this before. ❜

❛ i like being close to you. you’re warm. ❜

❛ you look good like this. ❜

❛ you look like you were jealous. ❜

❛ i’m not jealous. ❜

❛ shh. there’s people in the other room. ❜

❛ say you want me, and i’m yours. ❜ 

❛ i won’t bite. unless you’re into that sort of thing. ❜

❛ i’m not wearing any underwear. thought you’d like to know. ❜

❛ would you like to go somewhere a little more private? ❜

❛ i’ll take care of you. ❜

❛ there’s so many things i wanna do to you. ❜

❛ take off your clothes. ❜

❛ i’m going to ruin you. ❜

❛ show me how much you missed me. ❜

❛ is this okay? ❜

❛ you know you love me. ❜

❛ i want you to feel good. ❜

❛ i want this. ❜

❛ come back to bed. ❜

❛ you’re such a tease. ❜

❛ want me to model these for you? ❜

❛ we have to make this quick. ❜

❛ what are you looking at? ❜

❛ it’s hot when you talk back. ❜

❛ you don’t have to be gentle. i won’t break. ❜

❛ don’t you know what you’re doing to me? ❜

❛ i really want to kiss you right now. ❜

❛ it’s okay, you can touch me. ❜

❛ this is a one time thing. ❜

❛ you know where to find me. ❜

❛ did i say you could stop? ❜

❛ you’re soaked. let me grab you a towel. ❜

❛ i want to see you. ❜

❛ are you wearing my shirt? ❜

❛ no ones here. we can be as loud as we want. ❜

❛ you look good with my hands around your throat. ❜

❛ i’ll be good, i promise. ❜

❛ you’re really good at that. ❜

❛ shut up and kiss me already. ❜

❛ you better watch your fucking mouth. ❜

❛ don’t mind me. just enjoying the view. ❜

❛ tell me what you want. ❜

❛ you can be rough. i can take it. ❜

❛ and where do you think you’re going? ❜

❛ if you called just to get off on my voice, i’m hanging up. ❜

❛ i shouldn’t allow myself to get this close to you. ❜

❛ what if i hurt you? ❜

❛ you won’t hurt me. ❜

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Eᴠᴇɴ Mᴏʀᴇ Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs Gᴇɴᴇʀᴀᴛᴏʀ!

Send in ✏️ and I’ll use this (improved) incorrect quote generator featuring both our muses! (please remember to specify how many muses/which muses for multimuses!)

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Immortal Sentences, Vol. 4

(Sentences for immortal muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"Every story has a beginning, but no story truly has an end."

"People die. It happens. Sometimes they even die twice."

"I've never seen much good come from looking to the past."

"Time is my greatest enemy."

"You of all people shouldn't be one to dismiss the influence of the past."

"Quite frankly, your lifespan sucks!"

"Did you think you could just go on and never once have to look back?"

"You opened up the door to feelings I'd forgotten - emotions I'd pushed out of my memory."

"Time is a flat circle and we are all stuck in it."

"What if the ending isn't really the ending after all?"

"Do you remember the last time you were happy?"

"The world changed. It doesn't mean you have to."

"Time is a flat circle. Everything we've ever done or will do, we're going to do over and over again."

"I don't expect you to understand this. I don't completely understand it myself!"

"I've never had a conversation with a dead guy before; forgive me if I don't know the rules!"

"They can't kill what's already dead."

"What would you know about where I'm from?"

"Perhaps in this case, death is merely an inconvenience."

"We mortals are but shadows and dust."

"I've lived a long time, so believe me when I tell you that sometimes when one walks away from his fate, it leads one directly to fate's doorstep."

"Yes, I remember. I remember everything."

"You and I have observed history. Time has been our glass. We are in history now. Living it. Making it."

"You have lived for far too long."

"I've had a few centuries of experience."

"Nothing ever changes with you, does it?"

"What am I going to do with you? You simply won't die."

"I thought I already killed you!"

"I watched you die, and I'm looking forward to seeing you do that again."

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@taleswritten

God I have the worst poolverine brain rot rn

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@taleswritten

Logan from another room: WADE!

Wade: ooooh, someone's in troubleeee

Everyone else: ???

Wade: it's me. I don't know why I said that

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“i expected better from you” well that was your fault lmao I got nothing to do with that

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"Please, please please pleeeeaaaase lemme talk to him." Wade was practically a giddy little schoolboy doing a little pee-pee dance next to Logan as they waited patiently at the door while Hank went to go fetch Charles.

"No." Logan growled at him, snapping his head to give Wade that look. That look that told him if he didn't shut the fuck up in the next two minutes he was going to get some claws to the face. "Not happening. It's bad enough you asked Hank if he'd take Milkbones as a bribe. I know it's a fucking impossible task to ask, but just let me do the talking, all right? I know Charles."

"Right. Gotcha, peanut, no talky-talk. It'll be like Origins all over again."

Logan sighed and shook his head with a roll of his eyes, and then the door is opening again. Logan's a bit shocked a the disheveled state he sees the young Charles in. It was almost heart wrenching.

Wade, on the other hand, was staring at the man's hair. "I thought you said he was bald."

"Would you shut the fuck up?" Logan snapped, looking back to Charles with an apologetic smile, holding his hands up in a gesture of peace. "We're not here to make any trouble, Charles. We need your help."

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To    say    Charles'    headspace    was    a    little    less    than    pleasant    these    days    would    be    an    understatement.    However,    if    one    had    seen    him    shy    a    year    ago,    they    would    note    that    the    man    of    today    was    miles    better    than    he    had    been    at    the    time.    Was    the    school    officially    open?    Not    at    all,    but    at    least    the    man    had    taken    to    actually    grooming    himself    although    one    could    argue    it    had    more    to    do    with    the    child    he    was    looking    after    now.    A    boy    of    two,    this    unexpected    surprise    had    come    at    a    time    when    a    new    distraction    was    needed.    It    didn't    completely    fill    the    void    left    behind,    but    it    did    keep    him    from    dwelling    on    it    every    waking    moment    of    the    day,    even    if    there    were    far    more    similarities    to    HIM    than    he    would    have    liked.

That    aside,    he    found    himself    frowning    when    Hank    called    out    to    him    through    their    mental    link.    Though    Charles'    powers    were    heavily    suppressed    these    days,    there    was    enough    juice    for    he    and    Hank    to    communicate    in    close    quarters.    They    had    guests    again    and    while    Charles    told    Hank    time    and    again    to    turn    everyone    away,    Hank    insisted    Charles    come    down.    Something    about    an    inability    to    tell    if    the    guests    were    friend    or    foes.

It    left    Charles    running    a    hand    through    messy    long    hair    as    he    forced    his    way    down    the    staircase.    Hank    was    at    the    door    with    it    wide    open    while    men    taller    than    them    both    seemingly    towered    over    them.    Charles    looked    between    the    three    men    in    confusion,    suddenly    fearful    himself.    He'd    have    felt    a    lot    better    if    he    had    the    strength    to    freeze    time    without    hurting    himself.

“…I    don't    know    who    you    are,    but    if    you    are    here    to    make    trouble,    don't.”    There    was    a    slight    waiver    in    his    voice    despite    being    the    master    of    his    home.    But    without    full    range    of    his    powers,    he    felt    vulnerable    before    men    who    had    abilities    he    knew    not.

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Oh, Logan. Wade must be really flustered to call him Logan like that. It's got the older man smirking a bit when Wade does slip into the shower with him.

He's not really sure what comes over him, but he's pulling Wade towards him beneath the water, and catching his lips for a kiss. It's a firm kiss, but not demanding or violent like before. More like a firm reassurance that yes, Logan is actually into this, he's actually into you, Wade.

Maybe it's still the head-high from the mix of sex and violence the two of them just had. Maybe it's because he's been so love-and-touch-starved himself for too goddamn long.

Mostly it's because Wade's exactly what he needs and wants right now, someone who can relate and understand him in ways no one else can.

Logan pulls away from the kiss to rest his forehead against Wade's as the water cascades over them. There's a little playful smirk on his face as his hands move to squeeze Wade's asscheeks in each hand.

"I ain't butterin' ya up, sugar. I'm attracted to the man first, body second. But I still say it's a cute ass."

Wade didn't ruin Logan's as much as Logan had ruined his suit, maybe he can grab the scraps of what is left and just get it fixed, that way Logan still has something of sentimental value. It's a thought for later, right now he wants to remain in the present.

Next time. "You just say when." Next time, he wonders what it will be like? Just as violent? Something else entirely? More violent? Regardless of what it looks like, Wade is very much looking forward to a next time.

The slap to his ass makes the merc jolt a little. It's a nice little sting that has him chuckling. "Spanking your thing too, huh?" Wade can't help but quip but when Logan speaks of 'cute', that laugh dies out.

"C'mon, Logan, you've already gotten in my pants. No need to butter me up." Regardless of the self-deprecating comment, he is more than willing to join Logan in the shower. He's in and under the water in only a few moments, the hot water feels good on his scarred skin, and he likes the closeness to Logan, even inches a little closer to him.

Intimate in another way he didn't think they would be. Wade has to admit, he's a romantic deep down inside, he likes this intimacy just as much as the violence they have,

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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

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Logan is almost... almost upset that his suit got ripped apart. It was, after all, the only thing he really had left from his own universe.... but maybe it was a good thing? A symbolic shredding of his last ties to a world he left behind, a world he couldn't save like he'd saved this one.

"Yeah, we should probably take 'em off first, next time." Oh, next time? Is he already thinking about the next time? It's weird to think that he is, but... yeah. Yeah, he is. There's definitely going to be a next time. Maybe not as stab-happy, maybe more, but definitely a next time...

He hasn't failed to notice, though, that Wade's gotten a lot more quiet without the suit on. Like his confidence as been shot, exposed and naked to the world like he is. Logan can only guess the obvious reason why, but Wade's scars really don't bother him, even if they might make the mercenary self-conscious. It's not his body that Logan's attracted to so much as the person Wade is, who he's shown himself to be since he pulled Logan out of that bar and into this new life of heroics.

So when he's following behind Wade into the bathroom, he gives the man a playful swat on the rear before slipping into the shower and turning the water on. When Wade takes a minute to follow behind him, he peaks his head out from behind the curtain, raising a brow. "You gonna get that cute ass in here or what?"

"Nooo." Wade says in a fake drawn out gasp, as if shocked by the revelation that Logan is just as fucked up as he is. "I never would have guessed with the way you stabbed me over and over!" He continues to fake shock for a moment before he's grabbing Logan's hand to help him stand.

"I've had worse. Waaayyy worse." Sure it still throbs and aches but he can walk just fine on it. He's walked with bullet holes through his body, he's had detached limbs and a thousand other injuries - he's fine.

But it's sweet of Logan to ask.

"Gonna have to get us both some new suits." Which can be done pretty easily, Wade knows a guy. It still feels extremely vulnerable to be without a suit or a mask with the self loathing he has about his appearence.

Cancer and what Francis did to him is no joke and it's fucked his entire body up royally.

Logan hasn't looked at him differently now that the high of the sex is gone but Wade wonders if it's only a matter time. Instead of lingering on those thoughts, Wade moves towards where he knows the bathroom to be.

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@stilltheworstwolverine continue from here

The words practically bounced off him with the force of will he ignored the stranger trying to inform him Wade was dead. He didn’t even spare them a glance as he pushed passed to get to where Wade was laying. Obviously he wasn’t dead, no, he just needed a minute and he’d be back up pissing him off like usual. It was taking him longer than normal… what was this some sort of prank. He wouldn’t put it past him “Alright bub. Jokes over, time to go” he huffed, nudging him with his heel… still nothing. Despite how sure he was that this was all some drawn out prank to make him look like an idiot he couldn’t help the way he was suddenly aware of every nerve ending on his body as he was overwhelmed with anxiety. He kicked him again, harder this time and grabbed his arm to pull him up “I mean it. You’re not funny. Get. Up” he snapped.

It didn't happen very often, but every now and then, there was an injury so severe, a trauma that was just bad enough, that Deadpool's brain activity would stop, and for just a little while, just long enough, he'd feel that quiet peace of Death. Like when a hollow point pierces the back of his skull and hits his lower brainstem in just the right way...

How many times has he felt this? How many times has he been brought past the brink and into the inevitable darkness of Death's embrace?

She caresses Wade's cheek so sweetly, so fondly with the tip of her bone fingers, a tear dripping out of the hollow socket of her skull.

"It's so good to see you, Wade, my love. But you know you cannot stay. I will see you again... Until then... find your happiness in life..."

...but he never stays there, he never stays in that peace, caressed in those arms of bone and her dark embrace. Instead, he's rudely awoken by a familiar voice while being yanked up on his feet.

"I... am fucking... hilarious..." Wade managed to cough, a little taste of blood and gun smoke filling his mouth as he lifted up his mask just above his mouth with a free hand and coughed out the bullet that had done him in.

"Whoo..." He was wobbly on his legs, leaning forward heavily into Logan as he felt the wound slowly stitching from just in front of his brainstem and through his head to the back of his throat. "Damn, I think that one hit the medulla..."

Shaking his head, he looked up at Logan, seeing the anxiety and worry that replaced the usual pissed off and grumpy look on his face. "Aw, peanut, were you worried about me? You know you can't get rid of me that easily..."

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Pic of me at the Ren Fest for munday

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Nice.

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Just having trouble focusing on writing tonight, think I'm just gonna play a game and chill for a bit, hopefully brain fog will be gone tomorrow