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meme that took me an unnecessarily long amount of time to make

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in that same session we went into some cult's dungeon and i disguised myself as one of the cultists

because our party is full of impulsive people we did split up beforehand so two of my party members including sol here didn't see me put on the disguise and hit me by accident when combat happened between us and the rest of the cultists (i was on 9HP by the end of it)

(if anyone is curious, sol's PC is a (homebrew) monkey monk while mine is a mark of shadow elf cleric (trickery domain) and we all are level 4)

So i got 1 tapped by an ape in dnd

so im playing dnd, we're in combat, and the enemy which is just a massive gorilla walks upto me, and rolls two back to back d20s, npc in our party uses silvery barbs, now its two attacks, 20, 16, i die immediately, dm puts me on unstable instead, and i roll for death save early getting a 9, but then i wasnt supposed to roll it then and our npc rolls healing word and im like unkilled, but holy hell that gorilla should NOT have rolled that high

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Perks of being good at linguistics:

You stop caring when people make spelling mistakes

You have an argument for when bigots say "singular they isn't grammatically correct" or "neopronouns are made up!" (Spoiler alert: all words are made up)

If you learn the IPA chart, you can sound more fluent in every language you speak

You have the knowledge needed to create a fun conlang

You become really good at puns actually

Shit like this:

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I was playing tetris just now and was like in the zone and then I thought of my tetris addiction in freshmen year and how I told my drumline friend about it and then I starting thinking about how I’m happy for him and then I was thinking about his girlfriend and was like reflecting on the state of relationships generally and then I was thinking about like my friends relationship and then me and my friends relationship and how we were drifting apart last year but now we are the “definition of best friends” again according to this one freshmen and then I remembered playing tetris with the same friend on their shitty nes knockoff and then I remembered introducing my sister to tetris on the same website I was using and how we were in the car with my grandma discussing it one time and then I remembered all the regret I have with my grandma and that was one of the last times I spend time with her and started crying only a little bit and then I lost the game

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can i just. fly to japan in september. and fly to australia in march. and just do those every year in a probably futile attempt to avoid summer

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can confirm this is a sentence he has said

"My eyes felt like they were going to sneeze."

That's certainly a sentence that i have said.

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can someone tell me about tsukuyomi

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hey. strings as a symbol of control. puppet strings, stringed instruments that sway the heart, a ribbon keeping someone's hair in check, chains restraining a criminal, threads of silk trapping prey in a spider's web, various other cords used to control, restrain, manipulate

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Someone is getting a tarot reading and the first card is Death

The person doing the reading explains that death is usually a metaphor, and refers to a large change

The second card is The Tower

They explain that the tower often refers to tragedy when asked if that means death they say it can but doesn't always

The third card is Someone Is Actually For Real Going To Die

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a tardigrade has fallen and scraped all eight of his little knees

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fambly....

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maybe i'll reblog this here to see if anyone who follows this blog likes my idea too

Project Babel

So, Project Babel. A game I'm working on because I have either too much or too little time on my hands. Doing it in RPG Maker MZ because I gave up on Persona Maé (find that on my main blog). The name "Project Babel" is temporary until I think of something better.

The premise: A kitsune who's also an ultra-powerful time goddess has trapped 22 people in some form of the Library of Babel. Each person, or wanderer as she calls them, has been given a Mark (a codeword of sorts), a weapon, and a Condition that they must meet before she allows them to leave. In particular, the player character's Condition basically entails helping the other wanderers meet theirs.

I'll post a list of the wanderers' names and their Marks, and I'll make posts for the characters themselves whenever.

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this morning i managed lucidity for a bit!

as i fell asleep, i saw some text that felt important for some reason. i panicked because it was apparently important and i couldn't read it, and i said, "i can't read because i'm dreaming!" and as i said that lucidity hit me like a brick.

i don't think i maintained it for long, but it was pretty funny how it happened.

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anybody know how i can induce sleep paralysis? without murdering my sleep schedule, please

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@official-linguistics-post

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why are humans trying to replace themselves

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getting recommended p3r videos on youtube and i dunno if it's because i watched one video of junpei going "that's a shame but orwell (or something along those lines)" or if it's because of some crazy information sharing carp after one of my friends on steam bought the game today