Random, insane, sometimes angry, often nerdy ramblings by yours truly. Disclaimer: There will be exactly no coherence throughout these posts. (This theme is weird. You have to hover over the post to read my tags. Which you should. Because I'm hilarious.) Follow me on Twitter @AnnemarieHen
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Ring in the New Year 313-style! Happy 2016, #Detroit! Auld Lang Syne! Photo cred: @hellyeahdetroit Edit: @stephanie.rhoades
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Lol Why you playing #Meijer generic #costume namer people? Having trouble with licensing or something? #BitchThatsAMario #Mario #Nintendo #ButIfYouAskMeijerItsProbably #Nintento #Halloween #VideoGames #HalloweenCostume
#bitchthatsamario#meijer#nintento#halloweencostume#halloween#butifyouaskmeijeritsprobably#mario#costume#nintendo#videogames
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"Solve arguments with a dance-off"... best advice u've ever gotten from chocolate. #Dove
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Someone is clearly from butthurt Ohio
Not all Americans:
• are fat • like McDonald’s • like meat • drink coffee
All Americans:
• PouR THEIR TEA IN THE BOSTON HARBOR
• HAVE A PET EAGLE
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Probably my favorite shot from my mini-vacation this past weekend. #PureMichigan #BurtLake #IndianRiver #sunset #gorgeous #nature #UpNorth
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Things nannies do for money: build really impressive #duplo castles for #Elmo, only to have the 2 year old knock it down. #nanny #nannying #nannylife #ImBasicallyAnArchitect
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“I’m being successful,” she thinks to herself as she lies in bed with her laptop pretending to work
#adult life#work#in my defense#I work from home... in my bed... on my laptop#I'm just not doing it NOW
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I love to see this!! Share this with your friends!
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i don’t get offered drugs as much as D.A.R.E told me I would
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We freed them…but at what cost?
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I honestly couldn’t care less about individuals’ identities, but can’t we just live and let live? Why does everything need to be televised and made into a spectacle?
And why does it have to always be about THAT family?
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Good news! Your Uber rides home from the bar just became philanthropic.
I don’t do this often, but if the Internet can raise over $100k for some potato salad, we can do at least that to help pay for a dying man’s last wish.
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when ur running down the stairs with no bra on
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