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I felt like the popular version of this gif was too short, so I made this for the girlies.

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pov: currently experiencing hugh jackman/wolverine brain rot so insanely bad that it is ruining my digital footprint as i speak. #needhim

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x men stans how does it feel to be validated and have people acknowledge how fun colorful and unique the xmcu was because of deadpool and wolverine. personally I’m about to have a rewatch and start scrounging around in my old tags we are SO back baby

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Hey guys, let's take back the terms "faith" and "hope" from organized religion. They need a rebrand from "blind belief in what you are told" and "witless, unhealthy optimism". I propose the following:

Faith: A belief that everything will turn out the way that it's supposed to and that no matter what, good or bad, I don't need to worry.

Hope: The desire that things work out in a way that I want and will enjoy.

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***NEW! Anti-aging treatment. Look younger for longer!***

No, thank you. There have been a lot of times in my life where I didn't think I'd make it past a certain point and I've gotten past all of those points. Getting old is a gift from my past self that I intend to enjoy.

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Watched Deadpool and Wolverine yesterday and I'm back in a state over Hugh Jackman/Logan Howlett I haven't been in since like 2010. I'm in full Hugh Jackman Renaissance mode rn. Foot-kickingly, hand-flappingly, teeth-chatteringly FERAL for this man right now.

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Does your brain find sandwiches made at home Boring and Lame? Mine did too, in the before times.

Pro Tip: Add Salt and Pepper to your Boring At Home Sandwich. It makes it slap viciously!!!

Edit: this does typically only work for Savory Sandwiches, but do whatever you want lol

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He's not my son he's an alcoholic old space man who I project my internal Horrors onto, blorbo, get it right.

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Had to start producing my faith in humanity in-house, outsourcing wasn't working out.

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URGENT CONCEPT:

A d&d game where the party plays as the spirit team of a particular fictional individual. The particular individual lives in the real world and does things like go to work and grocery shopping. The party, whom the individual (at least initially) cannot see or hear in any way, has to keep them from falling into hijinks with non-physical and non-visible (to the individual) entities and traps as well as helping them avoid physical hazards and social blenders by using their magic and attacks, etc to influence objects, animals, lights and other assorted conditions in the real world.

For example, the party sorcerer receives guidance from their patron that the individual will become involved in a fatal car accident. The party must prevent this! Possible solutions include: the artificer shorting out the starter in their car, the druid charming a bird to attack them on their way to the car, the wizard casting a spell in order to make their keys temporarily invisible.

This entire concept gets even funnier if you're playing with a group of witches, lightworkers or otherwise spiritual folks.

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I don't watch Shoresy, honestly I barely know what it's about, but sometimes I look up clips on YouTube of Shoresy talking to Laura and just imagine for a little while.

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Why are some milkshakes so thick? If I wanted soft serve I would have ordered it, if I wanted to apply that much suction to something I would answer one of these Tinder messages.

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Y'all ever really efficiently accomplish something small with someone with minimal communication cause you're on the same wavelength and think; hot~

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Why do fast food napkins smell so bad when they get wet? Other paper doesn't do this. Get it together fast food napkins, c'mon.

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I have a deep reverence for people who have a lot of keys. They are important. They are going places (the other side of locked doors, specifically).

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A dog: *losing it's absolute frickin' gourd, barking at me through a fence*

Me *inches away, nodding slowly*: "Heard, girl. I get it, let it all out."