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Even if you don’t like Halloween you have to appreciate its position as the sole thing keeping Christmas from advancing even earlier into the year like a cancerous growth
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So, tell me…what's your decision on smoking that depending on? On what's gonna happen. When? Now. […] Well, whatever else happens between us, at least we know that part works…what? I have to go. What? Did I do something? No, no, this was…you were — are, it was wonderful. And I look forward to many similar occurrences in the future, but right now? I have to go, understand? Not at all. It's more fun that way, isn't it?
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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my friend just told me that there's a secret second dashboard that solely contains posts from people you've turned on post notifications for, and when i click the link in the messages it opens it within the tumblr app, so the tumblr app also has a secret second dashboard for post notification blogs, and the only way to access it is to open the link for it within the app.
i literally love tumblr
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If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes
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oh my gdO CAN YOU DRAW GODZILLA MOMMA CARRYING LIKE A HUNDRED LIZARD BABIES ON HER BACK FOR TAKE YOUR CHILD (lizard) TO WORK DAY
oh SHOOT well i cant swing 100 but how bout
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hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?
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reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.
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Cretaceous Characters - Quetzalcoatlus meets a sub-adult triceratops. Just a silly paleoart cartoon thing of mine.
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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits
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How many times can the same thing break your heart?
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