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the fact she remembers his face because the last time she saw him he looked the exact same way IM SICK 😭

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Is it just me or does anyone else feel like the layout of anubis hour doesn't really make sense? I don't know hwo to explain but please compare the outside to the inside and you'll see what I mean

no you’re right. the house seems so BIG on the outside, and meanwhile it’s only got four bedrooms upstairs (2 girls rooms, Trudy’s room, and Victor’s room/office) and two bedrooms downstairs. as well as a foyer/entrance hall with a coat room to the right, an a attic and a cellar. a living room thats also a dinning room, a kitchen, and the laundry room. its so strangely small on the inside. and i’ve collected a few pictures from around the house as well as the dollhouse.

also doing this made me question the geography of the tunnels and how they get to both the library and the school somewhat so enjoy my theories:

with Alfie’s map in S3 we have an idea of what the school looks like but there’s one building in red that’s never labeled and according to the tunnels, at some point you get to the library shortcut so the library shouldn’t be too far away. I’ve deduced this red building is the Frobisher Library.

now for the hard part to support my theory.

my initial idea was this: it puts Anubis House right where the cellar is and the Reflector Tunnel next to the Library. but then something accord to me.

When Nina is taken in the senet game, she can be heard from Sweet’s office and they can even send her food from there. So the Mask Chamber and thus the Senet Tunnel should be directly above the school building. so this map wouldn’t work.

and i tried to find a way for all three to fit together, for the cellar to land on Anubis House, for the Reflector Tunnel to land on or near the Library, and for the Senet Tunnel to land on the School. the only way to do it was to flip the tunnel map vertically. and then we got this:

now it finally does make sense. only, the fact that i had to flip it means that it may not be accurate. still, i hope you like reading my ramblings and theories

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Things I’d Include in a rewrite of house of Anubis

Or, headcannons that would be cannon if nickelodeon wasn’t a coward

Trudy swears

Oh but she tries so hard not to when the kids are around

the only swear Victor knows is bastard

there should be more jokes about guys in/on the girls floor

Victor: what are you doing out of bed, Rutter?

Fabian, panicking: Nina- no wait nO

More attention to trauma

group therapy

Please these kids are so traumatized

Less mick more Jerome

Patricia radiates bisexual energy

you don’t create a specifically tailored nightmare-scape for a girl you don’t have a crush on

“also the fact that Patricia was drawn to her theater/English(?) teacher reinforces the fact that she’s queer”- @queer-lavender​

Same thing with Jerome honestly he just gives me those vibes

Y’all see his face when Rufus grabbed his shirt?

Jerome has multiple online sugar daddies

He’s scamming at least one of them with the picture of Alfie’s foot

Sara’s ghost makes minor inconveniences for Victor

Just because she forgave him doesn’t mean she has to be nice

Like Jerome and Alfie level pranks

She probably learned from watching them honestly

Victor, faceplanting in his office for the 3rd time that week because his shoelaces were tied to his desk: BASTARD

Peeves energy

Nina and Fabian are endgame and nobody can convince me otherwise

Patricia and Joy are a thing for at least an episode or 2 before realizing that they’re better as friends 

its a completely mutual and happy “breakup” and they’re still best friends after

they call each other “wife” or “the ol’ ball and chain” anyway though

Patricia and Joy’s correspondence is in UWU speak

And that’s hw Patricia knows the email is fake

Victor fears Trudy

She rules the kitchen with a subtle yet iron fist and he knows it

Jason gets a redemption arc

Poor guy was just scared

Hot Young English Teacher Rights in this house

Chav!Mara instead of Punk!Mara

No rights for Mara

Amber is Really Good at physics

What? Like its hard?

Elle Woods energy

WWVBD is a schoolwide meme

It morphs into any “WW__D”

all the freshman say WWAMD (what would Amber Millington do) for two weeks one year

Mrs. Andrews and Sweetie are married for tax purposes

They call each other “My Dearest Husband/Wife” in the most serious voices possible

Absolutely monotone

pass the elixir my dearest wife

Mrs. Andrews is the only one with a teaching degree

she may be an evil cultist but she’s also the only functioning adult on the school staff

Victor and Rufus definitely had a relationship at some point

They have that scorned lover energy

Nurse, slowly opening the door: Hello?

Rufus: I hate you but I hate unplanned confrontation more, quick, make out with me

its like that one scene from psych 

This is not finished yet

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Considering S3 is viewed as the worst season, which characters do you think were given the worse treatment? Personally, I think Patricia and Fabian. Patricia basically existed to be constantly jealous of Eddie and Fabian solely existed as an info packet. I felt like their characters had nothing go to them. It's especially disheartening because Brad did great in the premiere, but didn't get anything to work with again until the Sinner arc and he only had decent material for 2 of those episodes.

I totally agree with this take!

There's a word that I'm trying to get going called "Protagonosis" which basically means that a work of fiction gives too much credit to their main character by ignoring their flaws/not providing proper consequences for their flaws, shifting the story around to have the world revolve around the main character (changing the story to have the main character be some type of Chosen One when they weren't intended to be that way or without their Chosen One status contributing to the main character's arc), and/or relegating secondary characters purely to serve the main character's arc without much care for the secondary character's own arc, character, and autonomy.

I think House of Anubis regularly comes down with cases of Protagonosis, throughout all three seasons actually, but especially with the sinner plot line in season 3.

I think that turning Fabian, Patricia, and Alfie into sinners thereby giving the Sibuna responsibilities to KT and Eddie despite in the show only recently becoming involved with the mystery really undermines the former three's contributions and characters (in spite of how much I love sinner!Fabian, Patricia, and Alfie). I personally really loved the idea of when Alfie, KT, and Eddie are the last Sibuna members and they do the whole fake-out with Eddie almost becoming a sinner, that Eddie would actually become a sinner and it was up to KT and Alfie to save the day. I also am not entirely sure the timeline for the Anubis crew, but I'm pretty sure they didn't know that the third season was gonna be their last until after writing it, still- doing an Invasion of the Body Snatchers-focused story for your final season really does no good for pulling from the strengths of all your characters and giving them full arcs, even though those stories can be really fun. Having the Sibuna members become Sinners so early, and therefore become not-themselves, I believe, eliminates any possibility of a completed and satisfactory arc, relegating them to serve Eddie and KT's stories only. By the end of season 3 Eddie and KT are our heroes, not Sibuna.

There's a lot more that can be said about the Peddie relationship and all the shenanigans there (in my opinion an unfortunate divergence from what their relationship was in season 2), but I'll leave you with these thoughts. I'd love to hear more!

Personally, I think House of Anubis is at its best when it forces all characters to contribute in equal and unique ways and when it depicts Sibuna not as an organization supported by unEarthly magic and cosmic destinations but by their individual members skills and unique talents. I want to see characters who follow specific arcs because they are capable and make decisions, not because fate predestines them to save the day.

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genshin archon redesigns from someone thats never played the game before 👽

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How do I tell fanfic authors that I'm leaving basically detailed reviews in my bookmarks about how much I like their fic and what exactly are the best bits. like it's different to a comment because it's from a third party perspective rather than informing the author directly, but also I hope they know if they open the bookmarks they'll find me. the essays I could write if bookmarks didn't have a character limit (insane btw. discovering this was a thing felt like a statement directed at me)

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mark what’s yours… a very happy (very belated) birthday @plumfragments!!! 

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MHA Ship Names

Because I want to talk about fun ship names for everyone. List is composed of names I've created + names I've seen online, includes rarepairs and popular ships too. Very open to new ideas for other ships as well as the ones on the list, because I'm doing this to have fun, so have fun with me :))))

- Bakugou/Deku - Matchabomb / Dynanotes

- Bakugou/Iida - Fast and Furious

- Bakugou/Momo - Popquiz (could be bkdk/bakuiida too but it feels more them)

- Bakugou/Jirou - Boombox

- Bakugou/Hagakure - Flashbang

- Bakugou/Aoyama - Glitterbomb (Flashbang works for them too)

- Bakugou/Kirishima - Poprocks (ik it's well known but I'm adding it anyway) (also I know bakugou is here a lot it's just easy to come up with names for him 😭😭)

- Kirishima/Aoyama - Glamrock

- Jirou/Momo - ClassicRock (want some new ideas for them tbh)

- Jirou/Ochako - Airpods

- Jirou/Kaminari - Sparkplug

- Kaminari/Shinso - Brainstatic

- Kaminari/Deku - Sparknotes

- Sero/Deku - Stickynotes

- Momo/Deku - Greentea

- Deku/Todoroki - Brainfreeze / Icedmatcha (want some new names for them too)

- Todoroki/Iida - Freezeframe

- Iida/Mina - RobotDancer

- Dabi/Hawks - Hotwings (duh)

- Toga/Ochako - Bloodbubble

This is all I've got so far but I especially want some ideas for Iida/Deku, Iida/Ochako, Sero/Todoroki, Mina/Hagakure, Hagakure/Ojiro, Tokoyami/Shouji, Erasermic, and any others people want to talk about!! I think it's fun to find puns or double meanings or even just matching the ships vibe with names like these, even if they don't catch on.