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Visitors from other dimensions RARELY are good news

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Mf knows how to hit a pose

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*doom music starts to play* I actually kindof like scheduling these kinds of appointments now...

but seriously Fellas, don't forget to schedule a pap smear every couple of years just in case. If you still have a cervix you can still get cervical cancer. ilu

this has been a psa

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I‘m high on cough syrup so I give you baby boy before he went to prison

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hes an old man to YOU to me hes a beautiful young maiden. and also an old man

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Listen to me. Listen to me!! I had to!! In order to draw that tight-fitting shirt!!? Otherwise the folds would have come out wrong!! NO! LISTEN TO M-

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I don’t see you guys rating

The kind of mate I‘m contemplating

I‘d let you watch, I would invite you

But the queens we use would not excite you

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me when sexualized design is appealing to me: I love being a pervert this is the correct way to be

me when sexualized design is not appealing to me: all of you are fucking lame and stupid get better taste

me when my heart is ripped off my torso by a dragon: oh fuck

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Cover letter with the vampire

CV update with the vampire

Intake paperwork with the vampire

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Zelda is right. Return the rights. They're taking off all this shit for tax purposes and so that they don't have to pay residuals but worse than that, for a great deal of projects, they also own the rights meaning these projects can never be available anywhere else.

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I just want to say, 20th century lacrosse uniforms are… a mess

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Hi, I have thoughts on Vicar Max and tossball

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Part 2 

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Part 1