this is the platform from which I say random dumb bullshit into the void. (20 something they/them)
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Now if she does it like this will you do it like that now if she touches like this will you touch her right back now if she moves like this will you move like that come on
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Trunks...Bulma....I do this for you. And yes, even for you, Phil Collins....
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i still think one of the funniest jokes i ever did was back during the 2020 election cycle i put a bernie sanders logo on a conscientious objector and just ran around 2fort as scout spamming the "go left" voice command
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I wish to survive long enough to someday see the end of the 2016 election
#dont forget the 'this wouldnt have happened if hilary won' type stuff#that runs parallel to that dems being owed votes thing#us politics
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spawning pool by the way. if you even care
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Chowder is kind of like an American dungeon meshi
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there's a lot of valid criticisms of the american government don't get me wrong but I'm not just going to keep letting people say that the electoral college is some kind of broken system that it's not. it's literally so simple. under a two party system, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal, so you got 25% chance at best, at beat me. And then you add Kurt Angle to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down! You've got a 33.3% chance of winning. But I, I've got a 66 and two third, chance of winning, cause Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me, and he's not even gonna try. So Samoa Joe, you take your 33 and a third chance, minus my 25% chance, and you've got an eight and a third chance of winning, at Sacrifice. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 and two thirds per cents, I got a 141 and two thirds chance of winning. See joe! The numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you! At sacrifice.
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Elf on the shelf where everything is the same except the elf is a 9-foot tall illidan stormrage
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