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-new follower -Bot selling weed and coke
Ok tumblr I guess.
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can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal
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therapist: your autism can offer important and unique insights and perspectives on the world!
my autism:
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everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly
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dave and busters what the fuck is a sticky creebler
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currently avoiding writing an essay that is due tmr and all weekend said “ill get to it!”….ive had over a month to do this🥰
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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
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I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
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dyspraxia my fucking CURSE
i genuinely cannot believe out of all the things in this world i could have disability wise dyspraxia is one of them. like one day my genes and shit were like “hey heres a really fun idea! PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE!!” it is SO annoying. i wanna do something practical n suddenly my hands start tweaking the fuck out robotic style and i CANNOT do ANYTHING about it i just have to hope i dont end up accidentally causing harm to myself!! I CANT EVEN USE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS AT ONCE IN DIFFERENT HANDS!! i cant even use a knife at the same time as a fork!! WHY!! WHY IS THIS MY CURSE I FEEL SO FUCKING INCAPABLE!!
this is evil…
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