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ngl kinda missing the boop button so...

*boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you boops you EVIL boops you boops you boops you boops y-

why i outta...

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I mran hi

jumpscare??? anyway hi i cant follow you using my art acc <3

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Hermitzine #8 Out Now!

It’s time to face the music — in the best way! From band practice to the main event and the chill afterparty, let our talented artists and writers take you on an adventure in this very musical edition of Hermitzine. Follow the hermits through their various melodic activities while listening to the songs and artists that inspired our participants.

Download the zine using the link below to see more!

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trick or treat!!

HOWD YOU FIND THIS ACCOUNT /lh

but fine here

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Halloween preparations

Hiii sorry i disappeared i worked on a massive project (winkwink) and then got hand pains<3

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A couple Stresses i drew on an aggie canvas! :D

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Day 47 of drawing Stress until she uploads an hermitcraft episode

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the thing that gets me about limited life is that it was so full of love. love for your friends, for your allies. it was skizz dying twice to the boogeyman and tango, impulse, and etho agreeing to keep him alive at all costs. it was joel getting boogey and jimmy and grian immediately agreeing to help him get a kill. it was cleo getting armor for her boys. it was pearl and bigb, mistrusted and disliked by the rest of the server, deciding to trust each other anyways. it was scott letting cleo get a few hours off of him. it was skizz’s affirmation station. it was scott begging martyn to kill him. it was tango letting skizz kill the final green. it was bdubs giving jimmy an extra thirty minutes when jimmy had seven minutes left. it was joel and grian telling jimmy to push off the minecart that they set up so he could get an extra thirty minutes. it was skizz letting etho take his last thirty minutes. it was grian begging joel to kill him and joel refusing. it was grian making a tnt minecart when joel ran out of time. it was pearl making a mini-game in order to give bigb an extra hour and a half. it was impulse blowing up pearl and bigb because they could have killed etho. it was cleo reuniting with scar and bdubs in the sky after they all died. it was scott saying, “martyn, they tried to kill me >:(” and martyn replying, “that’s it, they’re dead”. it was grian giving etho a diamond sword and etho agreeing to help him, nearly 24 hours later, when grian was running out of time and allies. it was scott dying to martyn and saying, “betrayed by own mean gill. i wouldn’t have it any other way.”

the love was there. they all ran out of time, but it was there.

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id rather you have cringy but honest interests than try and act like everything youve ever loved was in an ironic way cause you think that love for simple or useless or silly things is beneath you . pathetic! embrace existence with both hands coward

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Day 325

Today's Pearl + all the other boatem members is by @applestruda and @hopepetal! look im not immune to skids and i love boatem so much. look at them! is totem time! boatem time!

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day 2 - love language

i liked how this looked with just flat colors so :)

commissions | ko-fi

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hey guys did you know Skizz has kissed Impulse on the cheek multiple times as a little thing after they haven’t seen each other for a while? So. this. this moment happened in the last imp and skizz pod. and i feel as if i am burdened with this information and i must spread it. so uh. here’s the clip. (if youtube clips just EMBEDDED INTO TUMBLR I SWEAR-)

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxW8GLhERQ–85Ow5dBFaLxBym8jnyjn9l

and here’s a transcript because like. yeah this is a thing. i want whatever they have honestly. AHEM [START TRANSCRIPT] “So there’s another one that uh- y’know- is ‘scuse me while I kiss the sky’-” [Lyric from Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix] “Yeah that was Prince right?” [Skizz giggles] “Shut up!” [Impulse laughs] “And- And everybody thought that it was ‘scuse me while I kiss this guy’ right?” “Yeah!” “Like in- which- which sounds ridiculous but not really? Y’know what I mean?-” “Yeah-” “Is it that ridiculous to just love your neighbour? Y’know what I mean?- Like- And I’m not saying- y’know- I’m saying like wrap my arm- like I- I’ve- I’m just gonna- I’ve hugged you so much after not seeing you for a while, and you hate the hugs, and then I’ll give you a kiss on your cheek and you’re all “Stop it!” [in an affectionatly annoyed tone] you know what I mean?-” [Impulse giggles]

“But that’s what that energy was in regards to- I didn’t think that’s what the lyrics was, but when other people did it made sense to me why they might think that.” [END TRANSCRIPT]

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I saw it and I just gotta

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Hermitcraft season 9 - favourite bits of episode ones!

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Doc: *gives Scar unbreaking III, mending, silk touch, and efficiency V*

Scar: dude, this is amazing, I’m gonna be able to fully enchant my hoe.

SILENCE

Doc: …what

—

Gem: oh there’s beetroot seeds! I want those, thank you.

Impulse: I’ve never heard anyone get excited about beetroot seeds.

Gem: they’re so pretty! Have you seen em?

Pearl: they are. But that’s all they’re good for. Looking pretty.

Gem: yeah, well that’s all I’m good for too and nobody complains.

—

Beef: You want some balls?

XB: uh…no, go for it man.

Beef (completely innocently): you sure? I’ve got 2. I can give you one.

XB: all…your balls…are belong to you.

—

*Distant sounds of Impulse screaming*

Pearl: are you alright!

[Impulse was slain by Vex]

Cleo: …I don’t know if he’s alright. I think he’s not alright.

—

Pearl: ok, you know what he’s targeting Gem, so we can hit it.

*Vindicator turns around and kills her instantly.*

—

Gem: look, it’s huge!

Pearl: look at Gem finding all the big holes on the server.

Cleo: *lost it*

Gem (completely unaware at what she’s just done): I’m so good at this!

Cleo: *hyperventilating*

Impulse: oh jeez.

*intense wheezing sounds from Cleo*

Impulse: Oh sh— good job Gem, I think you killed Cleo.

Cleo: you can’t do this to me! I’ve got the plague!

—

Pearl (singing): I can show you the world! Weeeeeee! (Jumps off cliff)

Impulse (very concerned): oh she dead!

Pearl (distant): Hello!

Impulse: I will show you the world as weeeelllllllll!!! (Jumps off cliff)

Pearl: oh, hi!

Impulse: *dies*

—

Pearl: oh look! Gem found me more holes.

Cleo: *snickering*

Gem: No, Cleo found this one!!

Pearl: oh, ok.

Cleo: but you found my hole after I used it!

SILENCE…

Pearl: …alright.

Cleo: *cackling*

Pearl: I think Cleo…got that one a little further down the road than it should have been…

Impulse: *snickering*

Cleo: I’m a grown up.

—

Cleo: Hi..?

Doc: Hey!

Cleo: what are you up t— I mean I know what you’re up to but why are you up to it?

—

Ren: guys, I’ve forgotten how to play early game Minecraft. Can someone hold my hand please?

—

Stress: look what I picked up! (Places down green carpet) some decor.

False: ni— from where?!

Stress (laughing): I don’t kno—Oh, the village!

False: You been shopping?! Without me?! You bought a new carpet?!

—

Doc: I’m back.

Stress + False: Welcome back.

False: wait, I thought you were going to bed, it's passed your bedtime!

Doc: Yeah, I asked and I can stay up a bit longer.

Stress: *laughing*

False: Ok, well welcome back.

Stress: *completely lost it*

False: I think it's passed Stress's bedtime too, by the sounds of it.

Stress: What do you mean?!

False: What do you mean what do I mean?!

—

Ren: Excuse me Mrs. False Symmetry.

False: Yes. Hi.

Ren: Hi there. Umm, we—

False: The answer’s no.

—

(Doc and Ren squabbling in the background)

False: Oooooooo

Stress: False, False, False. False?

False: Wait wait wait. Wait wait wait—

Stress (insistent): False. False.

False: Wait, look look. Look look. There’s a fight happening.

(Ren and Doc in the background

-The horse face! I want it!

-No! No, I need it! I need it!)

Stress: What face?

False: There’s a fight.

Stress: What?

False (with glee): There’s a fight about to happen.

—

False (about Stress): She’s not even here yet. She’s probably screaming her head off somewhere.

*distant screaming from Stress*

—

Iskall (about his starter base): it could definitely use a few more flowers. *Places down Stress’s head* It’s flowers.

—

Pearl: Ooo! Sapling!

Impulse: I have one myself.

Pearl: ooo! Apple!

Impulse: ok, we still can’t make a full tree.

Pearl: what do you mean? We can make two trees now. Ooo! Sapling! Three trees! Four trees! Five trees!

Impulse: are we gonna— would you stop it!

Pearl: I’m excited ok!

Impulse: are we gonna just trust in what we’ve gathered so far? Or do we wanna stick around for a bit?

Pearl (whispering): six trees.

Impulse (whispering): Oh my gosh.

—

Ren: Beware. There’s a deep troll that lives underground and shouts at you when you walk by, it’s very disturbing.

Cub: It’s true.

Cleo: It’s probably Joe.

—

TFC: I love it! A floating axe! *picks up floating axe*

*dies to trident*

TFC: And now it’s floating again.

—

Grian (watching Mumbo and Scar boat through a cave on land): they have 8 million subscribers, these two.

Mumbo: Well deserved subscribers, I think you’ll find!

—

Bdubs: Doc, you’ve been out in the desert for days, what have you been doing out there?

Doc: I— well, got full diamond gear and—

Bdubs: Yeah.

Doc: Iron farm. Um…and a villager breeder set up and now—

Bdubs: Oh my goodness…

Doc: I need a donkey so I can build a giant gold farm.

Gem: Doc. I have a tree. And that’s all.

—

Bdubs: oh my love! Ok we’re naming this horse Mí Amoré! Gem, did you hear that?

Gem: That’s a good horse name.

Bdubs: Yeah? It’s Spanish!

Gem: Didn’t know you knew Spanish.

Bdubs: Ok, you were supposed to know that that was actually Italian.

—

Ren (to Keralis): ok, um…if you would please sir…um…would you just please remove my head from my body?

Isklall (with zero hesitation): Yes! *smack*

Ren: NOT YOU!!!

—

Ren: I want his face, is that a problem?

Stress + False in tandem: Uh…

False: ..no?

Stress: Can I have your face? Set your spawn Ren. Ren go over there— *pushing him* to the bed

Ren: Wait—!

Stress: Click it. Click the bed Ren. Click. The bed.

False (sitting back casually): This is a real face off.

Ren (now standing on the bed): But I have much things!

Stress: Click the bed!

Ren: Wait a minute—!!

Stress: CLICK THE BED!!

—

BONUS THINGS

•The entire “Matador” “Matress Store” “Master Door” bit

•The whole Stress with the wheat arch which eventually culminates in Doc banning her from going anywhere near wheat

•Joe’s entire episode solely because of the sheer comedic value of him just minding his business and planting his crops while all hell breaks loose around him

•How many Hermits does it take to trap one sheep in a hole going on in Beef’s episode (and apparently the answer is SEVEN)

•The smash cuts in Gems episode. Her saying that she went to the Nether with Impulse and going “It went really well!” Smash cut to her walking through the portal going “THIS IS THE WORST!” Her going “I’ve enlisted Jevin as an escort to the desert. Jevin was a great escort I swear!” Smash cut to Jevin plummeting to his death.

•That one very specific moment in Tango’s episode where you just hear Stress scream bloody murder before she suddenly just jumps off the side of a cliff with explosions going off behind her like the greatest action sequence ever.

•BEHIND YOU GEM

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Girl help, the edgy clone is stuck on the roof.

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The Moon Throne

process + details below

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Martyn watched part one and two of the imp and skizz podcast and has Thoughts on how down on themselves impulse and skizz get