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No one could ever understand me like you, male pony 1 and male pony 2.

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Alright guys, who put the gay pony parasites in my brain.

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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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I started watching Naruto under the false assumption that it was a silly little anime about ninjas. Why the FUCK am I crying real tears at the silly ninja show?

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Writing beautiful, tragic pieces of literature knowing they will rot in my hidden Google accounts when I die.

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Giving into temptation and buying myself a drawing tablet (I will feel guilty for this purchase for decades)

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Listening to sad, depressing music just for Spotify to throw the #1 hit single "I Play Pokemon Go Every Day" in right after a real tragic song

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I don't hallucinate the hat man, but a far more ominous creature that gives me auditory hallucinations of the work phone ringing and customers calling for me

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"the only one bed situation is how I got my current partner" I had the only one bed situation happen before and I slept on the corner cause I was scared of making her uncomfortable. I slept like a line and had to keep my breathing under control cause I was scared to even get close to her. I'm either the world's biggest virgin or an incompetent little spoon.

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Initially I didn't understand the hype for L in death note, but now that I'm watching it, I get it. Bro's got impossible charm and rizz

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Customer service does evil things to the mind. I click out of work and go home and I can STILL hear the ringing sounds that carts make. This is some kind of personal hell

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I think millennials have this weird form of brain rot where they need photo evidence for any occasion or else it loses all relevance in their mind. Like, my boss is a millennial and I told her about an engagement and she asked for the whole nine yard "where's the pics of the moment" "where's the video of it" dude, idfk I was living in the moment

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I love seeing news articles that are just "look at this creature, ain't he just the darndest thing?" Like yeah, yeah he IS just the darndest thing. Thank you for sharing him with the class, random news site.

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Sobbing crying on the floor cause I don't understand most financial terms but I saw the price of Halloween candy this year and then I looked in my wallet to find a piece of lint and a fly flying out

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Super happy with this Sundance I did too

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If I had a willy I would 100% let her stack donuts on it cause I'm curious about it too