atrioventricularvalves
spies are 'till 8pm.
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atrioventricularvalves · 2 months ago
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atrioventricularvalves · 4 months ago
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i used flycam for the cullen romance yesterday and found out that dorian just fucking sits his ass down on those stairs during the cutscene
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atrioventricularvalves · 4 months ago
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Dorian being a nosey bitch but.... is Cullen lounging across both chairs??
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i used flycam for the cullen romance yesterday and found out that dorian just fucking sits his ass down on those stairs during the cutscene
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atrioventricularvalves · 5 months ago
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OSHA eat your heart out
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atrioventricularvalves · 5 months ago
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Solas made a brief appearance in my BG3 playthrough today
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atrioventricularvalves · 5 months ago
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Eh, worth a shot
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atrioventricularvalves · 5 months ago
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Guys I'm starting to get really worried after the Veilguard trailer. What if... what if no one drinks out of a cup that's wildly too big and they're levitating it between their hands and it looks really stupid...
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atrioventricularvalves · 7 months ago
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For being the Trash Bear, you have expensive taste.
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atrioventricularvalves · 8 months ago
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where’s kakashi being crucified for 1000 years it’s easter
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atrioventricularvalves · 1 year ago
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If Anders ate magical objects like Gale, Cassandra would refuse to believe Varric when he tells her Anders ate Hawke's shoes. This is a lie too bold, she says.
Merrill often offers her stuff to Anders, she doesn't need those gloves anyway.
Isabella offers, but it's just a sexual innuendo for a strip tease - emphasis on the tease, she expects those items back.
Sometimes Hawke hides Carver's stuff from him and tells him Anders ate it.
After all the jokes, Bethany keeps trying to watch how Anders eats these things. One time she tries to replicate it and is put in time out.
Anders taunts Sebastian by saying he'll eat his chantry symbols. Sebastian does not appreciate it.
Aveline is very tired.
Fenris is extremely unhappy about the entire ordeal. He will not allow Anders to eat any of his possessions and threatens to gut him and take them back if he tries...
... He can have Hadriana's shoes, though. She won't be needing them.
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atrioventricularvalves · 1 year ago
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Cazador's army
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atrioventricularvalves · 1 year ago
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a new element to the Anders/Fenris rivalry
makes me so mad that I’ll never be able to open up some guys rib cage and just stick my hands in his organs and move em around while he moans and whimpers. imagine getting your prostate grabbed from the inside. must feel crazy
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atrioventricularvalves · 1 year ago
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So, Baldur's Gate is going really well.
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atrioventricularvalves · 2 years ago
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Bioware was right to keep Hawke tethered to the ground. If Hawke could jump, they'd never come down again.
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atrioventricularvalves · 2 years ago
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atrioventricularvalves · 2 years ago
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THEDAS MOST FUCKABLE ROUND 1
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atrioventricularvalves · 2 years ago
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Those deceitful bastards!
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