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“We” “execution” “no country would want them”.......... “Thoughts?” 😇

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Face-blindness sucks in a queer social group.

What do you mean your hair's green now, I was using it. Not bashing it, I like it, it's great, it suits you. Whoever the fuck you are.

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we need to legalise learning for adults

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if your leftism doesn’t include fighting antisemitism then I’m really not interested in your leftism

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this is one of my fav tweets of all time and i think of it everytime i listen 2 the song

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honestly i think im good without that thanks

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now THIS is jewish culture

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We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text

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Unfortunately you will talk like a tumblr user for your entire life. Sorry.

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john wick has the body count of a nuclear bomb. john wick has reached mythical status in the trained assassin underworld to the point stories of him are told to misbehaving children. a whole system of rules and regulations for the creme de la creme of assassins is altered for john wick. jason bourne is an ex special government project volunteer with an abudance of steroids in his system, yes, incredibly durable, strong and effective but john wick is one of the four horsemen of apocalypse. he assassinates assassins with pencils. come on

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we need to make functional anti-aging a thing. wear sunblock to prevent cancer. drink water to lubricate your joints. use proper lumbar support. wear earplugs at concerts to protect your hearing. brush your teeth

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every discord server has the guy experiencing problems you didn’t even know were possible

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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

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Pretty little baby

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just started watching TSHD and honestly it's a masterpiece because yoshiki is repeatedly having the worst day of his life living with a thing wearing his best friend's corpse meanwhile "Hikaru" thinks he's in a studio ghibli movie