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anyone else live under the assumption that they’re constantly doing something wrong

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men in greek mythology? scoundrels. just terrible. woeful social skills. murderers. kidnappers. violent misogynists. most of them… never described as handsome so we have to assume they were ugly. 

narcissus? unproblematic. beacon of transformative self love. king of the swerve. gay icon. couldn’t recognize his reflection but neither can my dog, we aren’t holding that against him.

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You wake up one day and realize you’re in a parallel universe. You’re not sure what exactly is different, only that everything seems a little… off. Your suspicions are confirmed when you go with your friends to the mall and Take On Me comes on, and it sounds like this.

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Did I ever tell yall about the time I had a really vivid dream that I overheard some dudebros talking about sucking dick and one of them said “I’d suck a dick” and his bros were like “but bro you’re straight” and the response was “It doesn’t have to be a guy’s dick. Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” because I just remembered the phrase “Don’t be a transphobe, Chad” and now I’m laughing

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soft emoji asks

💗  - if you could choose, which time period would you live in? why?

🌿  - what place do you wish you where right now? why?

��  - what’s the feeling of one emotion that you’ve never been able to label?

🌷  - what are some physical traits you are attracted to?

💐  - what are some personality traits you are attracted to?

📺  - describe a picture you’ve had in your head and wanted to take. 

👼🏼  - what is your ideal friend like?

🌙  - are you more nostalgic or foward-looking? or are you neither?

☁️  - what colour does one of your idols remind you of?

💞  - what does love feel like to you?

🍃  - what’s one thing that you regret never saying?

🐰  - what’s one of your favourite childhood memories?

✨  - what normally happens in your dreams?

☕️  - who makes you feel warm and cozy?

🌟  - who’s a character that you relate a lot to? why?

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not now mom, im busy being GAY on the INTERNET.

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hey y’all i’m at least vaguely back between school and the absolute slowness of my laptop i was fuckt but i got a new computer so that helps ig

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i was told today that i’ve got a reputation for being my friend group’s prettiest friend and i needed to immortalize that somehow

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Hallelujah // Leonard Cohen

There’s a blaze of light in every word, it doesn’t matter which you heard: the holy or the broken hallelujah.

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rb this n put ur schools mascot in the tags !

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god, i haven’t cha cha slid since high school

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QUICK + EASY SNOWY CHOCOLATE PINECONES RECIPE

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there’s literally no reason for me to be doing this i’ve just never done it before and i want to so HERE WE GO

rules • must be following me • tell me about ur day (send an ask) • reblog this • blacklist “tate’s rates” if u don’t wanna see this • if this flops it never happened

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MY FAVE SHOW DID THAT