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WAIT WAIT WAIT DAM AND OZZ ARE HAVIG A BABY!!?!?!??

Indeed they are.

Hellspawn

“Damien. I want a baby. No, no, Oz! Don’t phrase it like that! Damien, what do you think about having children? Okay… foot in the door, but we could still do better.”

Oz was pacing and talking to themselves. They had just gotten married in Vice City a couple of months ago. Yeah, they were engaged for, what? A few days? And Oz was the one who popped the question. They felt… bold. Bolder than they’ve ever felt. In fact, they’ve taken nothing but bold steps since they and Damien began dating.

Now, did they always get along? No. Especially not they were attending high school together. But Oz couldn’t help but admire Damien’s attitude. How he didn’t seem to care about anything Oz would otherwise get so worked up about. What they didn’t like was being the butt of Damien’s jokes.

One day, they just couldn’t take it anymore: they snapped. Oz blew up in Damien’s face in how they didn’t like the way he was treating them and their friends—they didn’t care that he and Vicky were dating at the time; they just had to stand up for themselves and their friends. To be honest, that felt good. Really good.

So… what was it that finally made them end up together after all of that? Simply put: Damien decided to become… vulnerable. Let himself be vulnerable. Maybe it started after the breakup? Maybe it was a few weeks of Damien letting himself break his walls down, and letting Oz in.

… That probably sold it for them: finding out that Damien had a soft core. And even so, they didn’t make the first move; Damien did. Oz was honestly not sure if they wanted to openly reciprocate Damien’s feelings… but they would’ve been lying to themselves if they didn’t wanna know where this could go.

Now here they were, four years after graduating Spooky High, living together this entire time, actively building on their relationship. At first, Oz believed that this wasn’t really a long-term thing, but one day Damien was waiting for them at his apartment, hugging them tightly the second they walked in the door.

“Do you wanna move in full time, babe?”

Oz would’ve been lying to themselves if they didn’t wanna know where this could go.

Soon, Oz moved out of their old place, and fully moved in with Damien. Yeah, they had a three-headed dog together, but Oz didn’t consider themselves living with Damien until that point. And they can’t help but love being with him. Spending time with him. Sleeping with him every single night.

Turns out Damien’s a little spoon. Who’da thunk?

Anyway, it was Damien who invited Oz in. It was him who took those big, bold steps. Oz knew they had to make a bold action soon enough. Were they certain that they wanted to spend the rest of eternity with Damien? In that moment, yes. Definitely. Oz got a ring, and—when they heard Vicky, Brian, and Amira decided to have a race to see who can get to their destination first—made the plans to propose at Knifeland. They knew Damien always wanted to go there, and now they had an excuse.

And then they got there. And then they got on the log flume ride. And Oz made sure that their proposal got caught by the ride cam. Damien was practically pinning them to the wet ride seat by the time it pulled back in, practically disturbing any and all attendees just waiting to board. They wasted no time sharing the good news on social media. And on the way back to Monstropolois, they and their ride buddies decided to have a pitstop in Vice City at a wedding chapel. And the two were married just like that.

Was this moving a little too fast? Especially since Vicky announced that she got engaged earlier in the year? Yes, but Oz would’ve been lying to themselves if they didn’t wanna know where this could go.

And it led them here. Oz had been thinking about wanting to start a family for a while now. Do they know where this baby fever came from? No. Maybe it came from seeing a pair of dads raising their two girls?

Again, this felt too fast for them. However, perhaps that was the thrill of it. Oz had been around for a long, long time. And they’ve lived a life of isolation for just as long. Not many people wish to live with fear, after all. And Oz, ever the anxious construct, was essentially the embodiment of it. Needless to say, their existence up until a decade or two ago had been a lonely one.

Compared to their billions of years of existence, these last few years felt… fast. But honestly, maybe a few more thousand, million, billion years will pass, leaving this moment feel like a blip. And they’re gonna miss this. So maybe they like how fast this was going.

And Oz would’ve been lying to themselves if they didn’t wanna know where this could go.

“Hey, spousey. I’m home.”

Crap! Oz spent so much time reminiscing about their and Damien’s relationship that they didn’t even notice their husband come home! They weren’t ready!

Oh fuck, they were not ready!

“Oh! … Hi, honey. You’re back. H-How was beauty school?” Oz asked.

“Well, guess who’s one step closer to earning his cosmetology license…!” Damien sang, scooping his husband in his arms and bringing his mouth to their ear. “Hint, you married this sexy ass.”

“D-Damien!”

“Yeah, you got it!” Damien laughed, kissing his husband. “And, honestly, I’ve been thinking.”

“Well that’s not a good sign,” Oz chuckled. They were half-joking, but their anxiety started creeping in. What did Damien wanna talk about? “Can we bring this to the living room?”

“Sure… this needs to be said sitting down anyway,” Damien answered. Oh crap…

Okay. This probably isn’t so bad. Was Damien gonna ask for a divorce? Wait, no, it’s probably not that bad! Of course not: he said yes to marrying them!

“I’ve been thinking on getting a house. A proper house,” Damien began. “I’m starting to feel a little cramped.”

Oh. Okay.

“That makes sense… Diablo, Dante, and Donut could use a place with a big yard anyway.” Great! All their worries were settled; Damien wanted a bigger house with a lot of room for their dog and—

“Plus, if we wanted to have kids, this apartment’s a shithole. I don’t wanna raise ‘em here.”

… what?

“K… Kids?”

“Y-yeah. I mean… My dads are asking about grandkids, and I got to wondering if kids is something I want in our future. Like… fuck, I’m getting sentimental. I kinda like the idea of having hair to take care of in the morning, learning about all the different ways to braid and style it. A-And now that we’re married, I think I wanna have kids with you.”

Oz couldn’t help it. They started crying.

“Oh fuck! D-do you not want kids?! I’m sorry I brought it up! We-we can just not have kids if you want! I like just being a Dog Dad! We certainly don’t need little hellspawns running around and—”

“You don’t know how happy you just made me.”

It was Damien’s turn to double-take. He just brought his hand to his husband’s face, wiping their tears away.

“I was spending all day trying to think of a way to tell you, but… I want kids. I want to have a baby with you. I-I can even take a literal part of myself and you can put a part of yourself in it so we can actually have a kid together! … if that’s what you want, anyway.” Oz just breathed out, relieved to finally get it off their chest.

“So… I guess we’re doing it, right?” Damien asked. “Becoming parents?”

“Y-yes. Please?”

“… Alright. Let’s get started!” Damien laughed, picking Oz up and bringing them to the bedroom.

“AHH! Put me down!” Oz cried, laughing, throwing their arms around him as they were carried to the bedroom. So… they were really gonna do it. They were gonna try for a baby.

And both of them would’ve been lying to themselves if they didn’t wanna know where this could go.

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For Isis and Vicky. This is a long one sorry. Alright so I’m finally all caught up. And I have one very important question… why not just make Polly a body? We know from Isis that you can come back from an afterlife. And neither of you can move on because you were already resurrected. Why not find Polly’s body and resurrect her? Could be like a birthday, wedding, or Christmas gift of a sort.

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Will there be any kids in the future loves? What about the other couples?

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Ooh! Can't wait for the wedding girls! Who's walking down the aisle??👀

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So, Julia, what made you come to this conclusion? Feels like it all happened really suddenly!

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A gift for the cat! No, Polly, the kitty wine's not for you.

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Girls, what is your favorite movie genre? Favorite movie from that genre?

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...Wait. Why would a ghost need to do yoga??

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So Vicky, if your soul moved on, what drives you currently? Like, do you have a new soul? An artificial one? What if it's your original soul taken from the beyond when you were brought back?

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An Update

I will be moving again. And this is going to be another interstate move. I will be going back to the East Coast by Thanksgiving, thanks to my partner having a change in career. (Okay, not a total career shift: still in their current field of career, journalism; they’re just working in a different studio now.)

So I will be focusing on the move. And I’ll also be focusing on new employment. I’ll still be in my current career field of childcare, but my old job just opened a school that just so happens to be in the state I’m moving to. However, I’ve also been considering going back and finishing my degree in interior design… I’ve had an interest in either one of these career paths when I was a kid whose second home, when I wasn’t moving all the time, was school. (Plus, HGTV is my comfort channel)

As a result, Phase Seven will be… different. It is now going to be treated as the Summer-Fall Phase between August and December of this year. And since I’ve been getting more normal asks than Hazel-centric asks anyhow, those asks will take priority. Hazel’s asks will still be the focus at the end of Phase Eight! Haven already drew the responses to two of them, which will be uploaded to Patreon to wait for Tumblr until then!

Speaking of until then… wish me luck in Connecticut, thanks for all of your support as we reach five years, and look forward to, “December’s” batch!

An Apology

Sorry for Phase Seven being all sporadic. My new job hours are also sporadic, and so, I’m not able to pay Mod Haven for their artwork as often as I normally am. Unfortunately, this will also mean that Phase Eight will be delayed. However, as they say, the show must go on!

I'm already making money on Patreon, and am grateful for it. However, I'm only pulling in $22 per month. Would I like more? Enough so that this blog is supported entirely through Patreon? Absolutely. Click here for more Patreon information—such as our tiers and goals—as well as the link to help support our income!

Since we’re technically in June, this will be another Takeover month! This time, all about Hazel! Go ahead and ask our favorite moth questions about them! How's life been like since their adoption? How's their relationship with their new family? Do they still keep in contact with their biological one? We will be back with our, “regularly,” scheduled asks afterwards.

Once again, I apologize for the schedule being out of whack. Here's hoping my job becomes more steady once summer ends and kids are back in school!

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October Patrons

Polly’s PrankMasterz Interns ($10)

Terodon

Servants of Isis ($5)

Bag0fGroceries

Thank you so much!

Support the blog on Patreon!

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Waking up for the first time… seeing what you’ve become… Remembering what lead to this moment…

And then you regress so far back and your entire previous life becomes locked behind a trauma wall for the next twenty-five years.

Young and unafraid…

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An Apology

Sorry for Phase Seven being all sporadic. My new job hours are also sporadic, and so, I’m not able to pay Mod Haven for their artwork as often as I normally am. Unfortunately, this will also mean that Phase Eight will be delayed. However, as they say, the show must go on!

I'm already making money on Patreon, and am grateful for it. However, I'm only pulling in $22 per month. Would I like more? Enough so that this blog is supported entirely through Patreon? Absolutely. Click here for more Patreon information—such as our tiers and goals—as well as the link to help support our income!

Since we’re technically in June, this will be another Takeover month! This time, all about Hazel! Go ahead and ask our favorite moth questions about them! How's life been like since their adoption? How's their relationship with their new family? Do they still keep in contact with their biological one? We will be back with our, “regularly,” scheduled asks afterwards.

Once again, I apologize for the schedule being out of whack. Here's hoping my job becomes more steady once summer ends and kids are back in school!

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Do you all know where to spend your honeymoon yet?

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I feel like your parents should be honored in some way during the wedding ceremony, Polly.

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Wait... so Vicky and Isis can't move on? Are... are they okay with that? Does it upset them, or is it something they've accepted?

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Heyo, I know this isn't asking the girls a question and since not many has asked buuuuttt. Oz and Damien are engaged right? How's that going for the two? P.S love the blog and the girls :))

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