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Asche: “...Thank you.”

“To you Ash, for your help and the crystal. And the red Charizard, for the thunderstone. And everyone else who’s always hanging around- for the suggestions and wanting to help me.”

“Even if sometimes your suggestions absolutely suck! Really, jumping from a high place? Doing a triple mortal flip?? Kicking a god!? C’mon!!”

“Though it is true those were things I came up with myself...”

“But- what I mean to say is, um... for always trying to help,and giving me gifts, and sticking around with my- my dumb little evolution quest...”

Asche: “With all this help, I’m sure I’ll find a way to evolve in no time!”

“...Well, if you people don’t manage to kill me with some crazy suggestion first, that is- aha...”

"You don't need to rush your evolution, things like that take time. You don't need to hurt yourself in the process, okay?"

The Alolan Raichu reaches into the pocket on her flannel wrapped around her, and pulled something out.

"Here, this won't harm you like the Thunderstone, but it's something you can look forward to using when you evolve."

Ashleigh has given Asche an Electrium Z Crystal!

"I'll teach you how to use it when you get older, that way you don't hurt yourself. Maybe you and my daughter can practice your Z-Moves together someday!"

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Asche: (Shouldn’t be surprising, considering my track record with electricity...)

(Ugh...  I think I need an Oran berry... or two...)

▶ It seems the electricity stored in the stone makes Asche very sick... ▶ But they feel better now that they’re not touching it.

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Asche: "Let me- let me just wait another minute- just in case!"

"Aaaaaand... aaaany moment now...!"

"... ... ... ... ..."

Asche: "Sigh... alright, I'm not a Pikachu after all, I guess... good to know... yaaaay..."

Asche: (Ah... g-getting dizzy...? That’s... weird, I haven’t used any moves today... guess I'll just... put this somewhere safe and... g-go rest for a bit...)

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Asche: “Siiiiigh... Enough worrying! I need to relax! I tried to do a triple mortal flip and then an Arceus came up behind me and stood there... menacingly! And then everyone wanted me to kick shins! I think! I need! a little rest!”

“I’m gonna draw something nice, something niiiiice~ I saw some Ledian flying around the other niiight~”

▶  Asche starts painting something! Ah, their hands are gonna get stained again...

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i can’t believe asche is fkin dead HOW DARE U  😭 😭

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real sloppy quickie but HOLY SHIT I MISSED U

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MY INTERNET PROVIDER WANTS TO KILL ME BUT GOD WON’T LET ME DIE

HAPPY VALENTINES MOTHERFRICKERS I HAVE WI-FI AGAIN

have this blursed gent 2 style sprite asche while i get my crap together orz

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You feel a heavy weight on your shoulders…

(MASSIVE thanks to @asktheweirdpichu for doing this update for me! And jesus christ did it come out great :>)

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an Asche doodle but something isn't quite right... 🤔

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w. what is happening

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Asche: “FIRST YOU TELL ME TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF AND NOW TO FIGHT GOD!? I was joking!! I was joking about the shins thing for fuck’s sake!!”

“Oh god what if this Arceus wants to smite me for talking about kicking their shins!? Q-Quick! One of you guys, offer yourselves as a sacrifice instead of me!

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★ Heya there! This is a silly little slice-of-life/coming-of-age ask blog following the life of a peculiar-looking Pichu kid who’s hellbent on evolving, and the shenanigans that ensue. Updates are quite irregular, but feel free to stay nonetheless!

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Asche: “All this talk about evolution has got me drained- this day has been too eventful...”

“I guess I’ll just go for my drawing supplies and recharge for a bit...”

“Siiiiiiiigh...”

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[ A continuation to >this (shit)post< ]

▶ Will Asche manage to do a perfect triple mortal flip? Will this actually unravel the secrets behind evolution? Will they even survive the fall!? All of this and more in the next episode of The Marvelous Misadventures of a Dumbass Chu, next week at the same hour- oh wait no, it’s just under the cut! This post was getting long.

▶ Asche only managed to do one (1) flip, but at least they survived the fall!!

▶ ...Kind of.

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FAM BUDDY PAL CHUM U HAVE BEEN NOTICED I’M-

THIS IS SO CUTE LOOK AT MY BABY I HHHHHHH

Draw art for a blog you like?

@asktheweirdpichu S....senpai notice me

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Enable the child on doing stupid shit?

▶ Yes ▶ No