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goofy as hell update

[mod moment] headcanon day!!! ...may be happening not at all. i am planning on getting to it later in the day if possible, but my laptop totally shat itself in the late hours of last night and is... rest in peace my nearly decade old baby. you carried me to papa's bakeria glory and i will always cherish you. now, i could do headcanons from phone, but typing all that? naw. so i apologize for delays, but we'll get back on track ASAP!

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so uh. ignoring all this shit going on with wu, uh. ... gone on any other dates with kanata?

It's odd. She describes dates we've gone on and I take her on those dates. I have to say, I'm quite the romantic, I should steal my own ideas more often. Thing is though, I'm more than happy to be the gentleman -and I am!- and pay and plan and all that stuff, but before I know it, it's one in the morning and we're in some exclusive suite, or club, or restaurant, or something else and she's waving around that Centurion and it's kind of like, "why am I here at all." I'm no stranger to the thought, but what is new is the security I feel alongside it.

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Have you ever played Blox Fruits with your life on the line, while having a BUNCH of mangoes in your mouth? Heh... Well this is called DARK Mango Psychology. Now, in DARK Mango Psychology, you'll realize the mangoes ain't just your normal mangoes... They are DARK. Hehe... And when you eat a mango, you'll realize that the serotonins inside of the mangoes go all the way to your brain. And then when it enters your brain and reaches the membrane, it activates something inside of you. You start to look at people like seeds, seeds waiting to get sprouted, seeds waiting to enter your tummy. And when that happens, you realize you're somewhere deep, somewhere very deep, somewhere you don't want to be. Wanna guess where that is?

BLOX FRUITS SECOND SEA! HAHAHAHA!

... Am I drunk again?

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... We'll see.

Toru, apologies to bring this to you so, however could you pass on a message to Dr. Akefu?

I have fair reason to state that Dr. Wu Tomoki is no longer fit to work at our facility.

During his period of absence, some information came up that has made it apparent that he is, in his current state, not fit to continue his employment at TC University Hospital.

His current state threatens too much hazard to himself. It would be best, for his sake, if he was discharged so he can focus on his personal health, and during that time seek other avenues for which he can sustain himself.

With much certainty and animus, Ryo Shimosato.

That... This is not what I signed up for.

What about the hazard to us if we drop him? Would that not raise suspicion? A research hospital firing one of its top doctors over some scandal opens the doors for reporters.

People prying where they don't need to pry and following leads that are better left unfollowed.

I'm not saying your concerns are unfounded, I'm not saying this isn't substantial, but I am saying that under the circumstances we should keep our friends close. Enemies, even closer.

I'll relay your sentiments to Akefu. Don't expect much.

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Big words for a worm.

I've scoured, I've vetted, I've watched and weeks, months, years of careful calculations later, it all goes like dust in the wind. Because of one variables variability. Deplorable.

Don't act like you're above the dirt you play in. Know your place. I'll decide when and where you'll all make your exits.

Toru, apologies to bring this to you so, however could you pass on a message to Dr. Akefu?

I have fair reason to state that Dr. Wu Tomoki is no longer fit to work at our facility.

During his period of absence, some information came up that has made it apparent that he is, in his current state, not fit to continue his employment at TC University Hospital.

His current state threatens too much hazard to himself. It would be best, for his sake, if he was discharged so he can focus on his personal health, and during that time seek other avenues for which he can sustain himself.

With much certainty and animus, Ryo Shimosato.

That... This is not what I signed up for.

What about the hazard to us if we drop him? Would that not raise suspicion? A research hospital firing one of its top doctors over some scandal opens the doors for reporters.

People prying where they don't need to pry and following leads that are better left unfollowed.

I'm not saying your concerns are unfounded, I'm not saying this isn't substantial, but I am saying that under the circumstances we should keep our friends close. Enemies, even closer.

I'll relay your sentiments to Akefu. Don't expect much.

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Toru, apologies to bring this to you so, however could you pass on a message to Dr. Akefu?

I have fair reason to state that Dr. Wu Tomoki is no longer fit to work at our facility.

During his period of absence, some information came up that has made it apparent that he is, in his current state, not fit to continue his employment at TC University Hospital.

His current state threatens too much hazard to himself. It would be best, for his sake, if he was discharged so he can focus on his personal health, and during that time seek other avenues for which he can sustain himself.

With much certainty and animus, Ryo Shimosato.

That... This is not what I signed up for.

What about the hazard to us if we drop him? Would that not raise suspicion? A research hospital firing one of its top doctors over some scandal opens the doors for reporters.

People prying where they don't need to pry and following leads that are better left unfollowed.

I'm not saying your concerns are unfounded, I'm not saying this isn't substantial, but I am saying that under the circumstances we should keep our friends close. Enemies, even closer.

I'll relay your sentiments to Akefu. Don't expect much.

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Now. Do you understand the danger you've been putting me in with your little games?

[He-- he's hallucinating. He did not just hear. ... oh. The dust is moving. Reforming into Wu. Sitting cross-legged on the floor. He looks both incredibly annoyed, angry, and... worried. Staring right at Toru.]

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And I'm saying that was dumb.

... Tomoki, I'm not worth dying over. Don't do this shit again.

Now. Do you understand the danger you've been putting me in with your little games?

[He-- he's hallucinating. He did not just hear. ... oh. The dust is moving. Reforming into Wu. Sitting cross-legged on the floor. He looks both incredibly annoyed, angry, and... worried. Staring right at Toru.]

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You actually-! This stunt-! It- It-!

... Man, never do this shit again.

Now. Do you understand the danger you've been putting me in with your little games?

[He-- he's hallucinating. He did not just hear. ... oh. The dust is moving. Reforming into Wu. Sitting cross-legged on the floor. He looks both incredibly annoyed, angry, and... worried. Staring right at Toru.]

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What's that supposed to mean?!? In relation to this?? I know you're perfect, Tomoki!! No shit!

Now. Do you understand the danger you've been putting me in with your little games?

[He-- he's hallucinating. He did not just hear. ... oh. The dust is moving. Reforming into Wu. Sitting cross-legged on the floor. He looks both incredibly annoyed, angry, and... worried. Staring right at Toru.]

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Now. Do you understand the danger you've been putting me in with your little games?

[He-- he's hallucinating. He did not just hear. ... oh. The dust is moving. Reforming into Wu. Sitting cross-legged on the floor. He looks both incredibly annoyed, angry, and... worried. Staring right at Toru.]

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... shit, kid, you okay? -pt

No. Not really.

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[The CFO is... clearly angered by that. And the pile of pebbles. Was it just the wind, just the way Toru moved, that made them move?]

Where the fuck is he then!? You're his little boyfriend, where did he go!?

Well... It... He...

S-sorry, sir I'm going to have to call you back.

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i can see that but HOW

Left a shit ton of mangoes at his place... One's diced on the counter... One plus one equals two, y'know...

... Smells good at least?

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oh my god what happened to him

Excellent question!

Now, I'm no certified medical expert yet, and even if I was circumstances such as this aren't covered in the educational course.

But you want the opinion of lil' ol' me?

He's fucking dead.

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Akiyama? Answer me. Say something. Where's Wu!?

Yeah, yeah. I can hear you.

Uh... Tomoki is...

...

Not here so... that sucks, right?

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[Wu's phone is ringing on the counter. Incessantly. It's the hospital trying to reach him. When this call goes to voicemail, a call comes to Toru's phone instead. It's the CFO. The man directly under Akefu Satoru in hospital hierarchy.]

You're doing the welfare check, right!? Where the HELL is he? We had to send Doctor Shimosato to get his patient after someone sent her home! Tell him to get his ass to the hospital YESTERDAY.

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