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[askmrgrizz]

WHERE IS KAIA WHERE IS KAIA WHERE IS KAIA

Please refrain from asking questions regarding expendables employees.

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boss the flyfish started loading surface to air missiles.

also we're down a helicopter.

You better pay for that.

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Hello, alternate me!

- Medved Grizz / Alternate Mr. Grizz

(( @askparallelgrizzcogang ))

You seem awfully chatty.

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What are your thoughts on me?

-@commander-tartar-2

YOU ARE VERY BAZINGA AND EPIC. AS AM I.

You are almost as annoying as the other one.

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Hey, um, so... I made a thing.

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splatoon characters react to you being infertile~

mr grizz:

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can i eat the eggs?

No. I need them.

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Because I have work to do.

CAPITALIST BAEAR

WHAT

WHY?? HWY IS IT A CAPITALISDT

I don’t know! Ask! Also, ask him why he isn’t in space right now, while you’re at it.

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you're proud of me? 🥺 ~ Vaporwave (oh and 167 total egg count t'the meter if thats somethin else)

Sure. I'm also reducing your wage to 2G.

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you're proud of me? 🥺 ~ Vaporwave (oh and 167 total egg count t'the meter if thats somethin else)

Sure. I'm also reducing your wage to 2G.

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I'm proud of my workers. Not these ones.

Grizzco only hires the best!

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am i allowed to use my own totally legally modified weapons during shifts

If it gets the job done.

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HEY GRIZZ? WHAT DID U DO TO MY TEAMMATES?

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You're getting demoted for this.

HEY GRIZZ? WHAT DID U DO TO MY TEAMMATES?

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I disposed of your team appropriately.

HEY GRIZZ? WHAT DID U DO TO MY TEAMMATES?

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You get an email from “Bear”. Just Bear. The subject line is “Just Imagine”. You open it and it is a picture of a salmon and nothing else

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How safe are the Grizzco weapons. To use I mean, I already know they aren’t safe for salmonoids to be in front of.

If you want to know more about Grizzco weapons, please enter the 4th dark alley on your street and speak to our representative there. They will... inform you.