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I am still here.

Apocalypse has not happened yet.

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Russian Roulette

Send ‘Russian Roulette’ to my inbox and I’ll post a short drabble on how my character would kill yours.

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Drabble Prompts:

♔ My character will praise yours

♕ My character will proclaim their love for yours

♖ My character will protect yours

♗ My character will give yours advise

♘ My character will fight alongside yours

♙ My character will encourage yours

♚ My character will insult yours

♛ My character will seduce yours

♜ My character will betray yours

♝ My character will threaten yours

♞ My character will attack yours

♟ My character will use yours

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In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they'll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.

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i’m pretty sure this is the exact type of thing that would be going on between 141/247.

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Send me "So..." to hear what my character would say to yours after casual sex.

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[[Two new pieces for my Kestrel loadout.

Hopefully it will be done soon!]]

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[[Boker camouflaged folding knife. My newest toy.]]

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Theft.

Kestrel, being the pinnacle of integrity and good-will, has of course, stolen a fair few bits of kit in his time. Be it the orange juice cartons from the Mess Hall to the occasional piece of military kit.

He denies all cases.

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#Kestrel [thanks to bigdumbrussian@gmail.com or was it hotmail? I don’t remember—prolly the giant dick in my ass, scrambling my brain~]

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What’s a day without Arson, Murder and Jaywalking?

Name a type of crime, and my Muse/s will reveal if they have done it.

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Sleep Headcanon: Kestrel irons his bed as if it were being inspected every morning, despite the fact he doesn't have to.

Cooking Headcanon: Kestrel is an extremely bad cook. The most advanced meal he has cooked was beans on toast - the bread was black, and the beans were lukewarm.

Pet Peeve Headcanon: Kestrel isn't too fond of slow walkers. He actively tries to walk over them whenever he has the displeasure of being behind a slow walker.

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Sex Headcanon #1: Kestrel doesn't masturbate. Ever.

Sex Headcanon #2: Kestrel hasn't looked at another women in a sexual way since the death of his wife.

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Drinking Headcanon: Kestrel, being the stereotypical Russian he is, drinks like a fish. He can usually polish off a bottle of Vodka every few days or so. At that rate, nobody is certain where he actually obtains his supply from.

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Headcanons Go~

☾: Sleep Headcanon

☠: Drinking Headcanon

♒: Phobia Headcanon ⋆: Sex Headcanon ☮: Random Headcanon ☻: ‘Like’ headcanon ♤: ‘Dislike’ Headcanon ☯: Pet Peeve Headcanon ☄: Weather Headcanon ☼: Cooking Headcanon