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[askglitzler]

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒂𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒗𝒆𝒅.

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Zaid, say something! Dontcha' call me Zaid! Im Glitzy. Glitz, Glitzy, Gotcha? Ok that was a bad joke.

Lets try again.

Ugh, I'm Zaid-ler, or Glitzy, both names are ok. Nice to meet you all, ask me questions, im gonna answer anything! If you call me an effeminate, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. If you ask me about my mother, I'm gonna kick your fucking ass. If you say somethin' rude about my husband, I'M GONNA KICK YOUR A-

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I'm not good at introducing maself, everyone disgusts me, I'll go see my pretty snake :3 Don't fucking bother me for the next two hours.

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Are you curious about my taste on music? (...) Okay, if you say so...

Just, click here -> ☆

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𝐌𝐚𝐠

Okay, I'm not used to posing for magazines, but a paparazzi took this photo in the middle of a talent show I participated in, and I ended up accepting the deal. This is how I would promote my new songs!

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.... it's okay babe, is a process...

Look, there it is. Do it! Look, there it is. Do it!Look, there it is. Do it!Look, there it is. Do it!Look, there it is. Do it!Look, there it is. Do it!Look, there it is. Do it!Look, there it is. Do it!

[TW SCARS]

NO.NO.NO.NO STOP IT. PLEASE.

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[Nsfw?]

Ready to taste my Christmas gift 😋

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you said you worked on music, is that true? i havent seen you with a guitar! i wonder if you make songs for megler too

It's been a while since I played the guitar. Paperwork doesn't give me time to practice.

And if my memory serves, when I asked Megan to be my boyfriend, I played him a song.

He said it was fucking cheesy, but he agreed.

And if you ask what song I dedicated to him, it was Toxic, from Britney Spears

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Ugh, fine.

I NEED TO SEE YOU AND ACTY IN A PLAYBOY BUNNY SUIT. NOW.

Glitzler doesn't approve.

And why do you want to see Acty in a bunny suit?

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>:C

I NEED TO SEE YOU AND ACTY IN A PLAYBOY BUNNY SUIT. NOW.

Glitzler doesn't approve.

And why do you want to see Acty in a bunny suit?

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Oh my. blushes

Have you acted in a porn movie? (It's a serious question, I swear.)

I.

Why. Why do you want to know that information.

No. Perhaps. Maybe.

I question you people.

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Ah. Wait what?

Have you acted in a porn movie? (It's a serious question, I swear.)

I.

Why. Why do you want to know that information.

No. Perhaps. Maybe.

I question you people.

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SWAG PLUSH SWAG PLUSH SWAG PLUSH

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You could have acted in a porn movie without specifically doing the sex scene, I guess that's the question?

Have you acted in a porn movie? (It's a serious question, I swear.)

I.

Why. Why do you want to know that information.

No. Perhaps. Maybe.

I question you people.

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Ah, I thought something bad has happened.

WHA-

I THINK THAT I AM GOING TO HAVE A FAINT.

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WHAT'S WRONG DEAR?;;;

WHA-

I THINK THAT I AM GOING TO HAVE A FAINT.

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Oh, thanks!^^

Such wonderful works of art, sentient and not, have been abandoned so long ago for seemingly no reason. What was it? Burnout? New responsibilities? Resentfulness towards their own creation?

Truly a pity. At least I can still access the archives.. hm.. hopefully, some of this will be helpful in my research.

Never thought I'd be reading a newspaper, of all things. What is this, the 18th century? Haha! I thought I had outlived that time, yet here we go again. Time truly is a pattern.

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I find it impressive that you are so focused on all those files. Likewise, I find it quite interesting, you know, so much paperwork in the office becomes routine and boring, I will be attentive to your updates! If you need my help with anything, I'll be happy to help!

Such wonderful works of art, sentient and not, have been abandoned so long ago for seemingly no reason. What was it? Burnout? New responsibilities? Resentfulness towards their own creation?

Truly a pity. At least I can still access the archives.. hm.. hopefully, some of this will be helpful in my research.

Never thought I'd be reading a newspaper, of all things. What is this, the 18th century? Haha! I thought I had outlived that time, yet here we go again. Time truly is a pattern.

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To be honest, I would pay to see Acty and Meg kiss.

You made me remember when I acted as a supporting character in a movie, I had to kiss three men (don't ask.) Have you had a scene where you had to kiss someone?

Att: Megler

Oh, in all my years of acting? More than thirty scenes, at least. I've kissed an insane amount of coworkers, celebrity crushes, and actors I've never heard of before. Sure, sometimes it's a little odd, but it's always fun. In a way. But, getting to joke about it afterwards is just the icing on the cake.

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Like me!

favorite position?

..

Excuse me.

...Please tell me this isn't in the way I think it is.