askabanette - Tumblr blog

[askabanette]

[askabanette]

“That’s really more Yuki’s thing.”

“Don’t get me wrong, I can still hurt you guys if I want to. You’ll just be able to get back up after some time. And besides, you haven’t given me a good enough reason to try and kill any of you yet.”

“Nothing I really say can be trusted can it? Regardless, if a mega is just minding their own business then they don’t have anything to worry about.”

“However, I should say that if I’m hunting and they happen to be what’s in front of me, then they’re shit out of luck. A girls gotta eat ya know? And funnily enough that’s how I got my first stone.”

[ @askabanette ]

[askabanette]

Vudu@both So, ah, where are you guys? It looks kinda fancy, if I do say so myself!

“I’ll definitely agree and say that it’s ridiculously fancy; a HELL of a lot fancier than the apartment that I live in, hehe.”

[askabanette]

It’s a rough life, it’s a tough life, but heck, you’ll never snuff mine out. 

Sorry! I accidentally answered the ask privately, so I’m posting it out. Kudos to @imjustherefortheart for suggesting Vudu as a different pokemon! 

I’ve always liked purloins, and I almost made a pmd comic about them, but nah. 

[askabanette]

Keep your wallets close and social security numbers closer. 

3. Opposite sex: Chrystina

[askabanette]

Heres something that will keep ya busy my friend, draw your oc in 1, 3, 7, 9, 11 and 20 X3

I ACCEPT THIS CHALLENGE, BUT SHALL POST REPLIES AS I FINISH DRAWING THEM! 

For now have one. 

1. Normal

[askabanette]

🌳 Does Vudu like trees?

Trees are pretty great. 

[askabanette]

🌸

[askabanette]

(Ask-a-charmeleon) Neil: "So, you obviously can replace your arm, but why not your eye? You seem to have perfect function on the arm as far as I can tell. Is eyesight just different from tactile senses when throwing together spare parts on yourself?

Um, so it’s easier to explain in drawings so I’ma do it that way. 

So doo dee doo, we got ourselves an average blep. A standard, good ol’ undead cursed plush brought to life. Now what you see here is just a shell. 

(this is a long post, so the rest is under the cut)

But what really matters is what’s on the inside, like all the pop stars say. A soul!

Now in my case, I done goofed and obliterated my arm with fire. Uh. Bad move on my part. Careful with your curses. 

If I don’t seal it, my soul could potentially exit the shell. That would uh. 

I mean it’s kinda self explanatory, right? Bye bye Vudu. 

Oh! So um. Banettes can train to have a set of skills. I haven’t really done much, but I specialize in blockages. So blocking the wound with what is now my favorite limb would be pretty effective. Same thing with my eye. The stuffing prevents my soul from getting outta there. 

But blocking an eye wound wouldn’t do me any good. I’d just be blind. And then I’d be imprisoned in a senseless puppet. Not very fun. But back to what I said about specialists! 

I know a guy! 

[askabanette]

Morgan@Chrys: rawr, I be the Mighty Morgan dragon, rawr! Hand over all ya gold and valuables or I shalt stomp you into the dirt. Do you think a teeny little mon like yourself can stand up to ME RAWR!

*sorry I accidentally deleted the original ask*

Jeez. They just keep coming, don’t they? 

Giant friggin dragons just. Keep coming. 

NEWS FALSH BUDDY! THIS IS THE CITY! THE ONLY DIRT HERE IS FRIGGIN KNOCK-OFF FERTILIZER BRANDS! YOU’RE GONNA GET IT NOW BUDDY! 

You come into (not legally) MY ALLEY? To steal MY (probably stolen) SHTUFFS? 

Heh. 

@askadragonite

[askabanette]

Morgan@Chrys: rawr, I be the Mighty Morgan dragon, rawr! Hand over all ya gold and valuables or I shalt stomp you into the dirt. Do you think a teeny little mon like yourself can stand up to ME RAWR!

*sorry I accidentally deleted the original ask*

Jeez. They just keep coming, don’t they? 

Giant friggin dragons just. Keep coming. 

NEWS FALSH BUDDY! THIS IS THE CITY! THE ONLY DIRT HERE IS FRIGGIN KNOCK-OFF FERTILIZER BRANDS! YOU’RE GONNA GET IT NOW BUDDY! 

You come into (not legally) MY ALLEY? To steal MY (probably stolen) SHTUFFS? 

Heh. 

@askadragonite

[askabanette]

Kusa: How does it feel to have multiple parts of your original body missing?

I mean like, technically, well um. So assuming my eye and arm have not been completely obliterated, and have some soul inside of them, they can technically regenerate a bit, and uh. Be “alive”. And if they regenerate, they’ll start from scratch, and be feral. 

So I could be attacked by my own eyeball and arm at literally any moment. Crud. Now this is assuming they don’t find a way to completely restore themselves. 

Yeah I’d be screwed. But the worst thing. THE WORST THING.

[askabanette]

Wait, this stuff isn’t cursed, is it? 

Jeff@Chrys: HEY! You're the little SHIT that stole MY SHIT! Least you didn't grow another head. All righ' then, how about I make a little deal with you. I'll overlook what you tried before if you bow down under my glorious claw. Who knows, maybe they'll be a chance for you to score a few extra gold pieces if you choose to, gyahahaha.

HOW THE HECK DID YOU FIND ME?! 

You REALLY hold a grudge, dontcha? 

Wait a seco-

I’M IN!

Chrys has pledged his unwavering alliance with Jeff in exchange for gold. Bribery is always the best policy. 

[askabanette]

So, pal. I just knocked around some wimpy trainer along with their team, and took command of their 'secret base'. It has some snacks, so why not stop by? We can shoot the breeze, and watch some "free" cable.

whoops.

[askabanette]

Bernice: Your tail is really pretty!! Does it get stuck in stuff, like, um, has a bush ever grabbed you???

Terrible times. 

TERRIBLE TIMES. 

Still frames of gif under cut! 

[askabanette]

So, pal. I just knocked around some wimpy trainer along with their team, and took command of their 'secret base'. It has some snacks, so why not stop by? We can shoot the breeze, and watch some "free" cable.

whoops.

[askabanette]

Have you ever wished that the kid who threw you away would have donated you to a second-hand shop?

Meh. I don’t got the energy to have more than two mortal enemies. Four, tops.