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[ask-waifu-chan]

There is a good deal of bickering, hair pulling and face slapping among the writers of the Slaaneshi Herald, but by the dint of the passion of reporting truth overcoming the desire to post only the most salacious of headlines, the entirety of Guilliman's statement makes it into the newspaper. With the remark about hips acting as lede, of course.

Fulgrim sends a response offering to bear Guilliman's children *wink*, however it is eaten by a squig, mercifully sparing both Primarchs from the possible response.

roboute guilliman NEEDS to get pregnant

[ask-waifu-chan]

She blinks, and writes that down for the paper. "No actually. Thank you for your time!"

Her editor, also a daemonette, bollocks her out for not making a pitch to join Slaanesh to make the problems go away.

roboute guilliman NEEDS to get pregnant

[ask-waifu-chan]

We can help make it much more enjoyable, just ask us! *Winks*

roboute guilliman NEEDS to get pregnant

[ask-waifu-chan]

*holding out microphone*

@askrobouteguilliman40k @tired-space-politician what are your opinions on this

(this is @ask-ciaphas-cain s semi-retired daemonette side blog that fit the joke better)

roboute guilliman NEEDS to get pregnant

[ask-waifu-chan]

“Yeah! It’s very nice!” She says, going in for a hug at about Mortarion’s knee level.

Fact: Daemon Primarch Mortarion is afraid of female creatures.

[ask-waifu-chan]

“Don’t be afraid of me!” Holofernes pipes up from the corner she’s sitting in. “I gave you a lamp!”

Fact: Daemon Primarch Mortarion is afraid of female creatures.

[ask-waifu-chan]

A small daemonette is caught in the act of stuffing another lamp into Mortarions mailbox.

"I JUST WANTED TO MAKE YOU HAPPY I THOUGHT YOU LIKED LAMPS" She wails, dropping the lamp.

*Puts a lamp in your inbox.* *Puts a lamp in your inbox.* *Puts a lamp in your inbox.* *Puts a lamp in your inbox.* *Puts a lamp in your inbox.* *Puts a lamp in your inbox.* *Puts a lamp

“I am so sick of these assassination attempts, stop it. It only almost worked twice.”

[ask-waifu-chan]

"Would you care for a lamp in this trying time?"

He looks so tired… A gift for one nice person. 

[ask-waifu-chan]

Trying my hand at digital coloring again after not doing it for…. fuckin 6 months? A year? Eh, a try.

[ask-waifu-chan]

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[ask-waifu-chan]

The First Summoning, by TechmagusKhobotov on DeviantArt

[ask-waifu-chan]

Holofernes is DELIGHTED by this new friend and insists on taking the very good boye everywhere with her. The hound is particularly useful on icebound planets.

i’m going to the warp to commune with the gods y’all want anything

[ask-waifu-chan]

A hot dog!

i’m going to the warp to commune with the gods y’all want anything

[ask-waifu-chan]

I’m really proud of this Holofernes face I drew

[ask-waifu-chan]

Does Holofernes write clickbait articles?

“Absolutely not!” She puffs, swelling with indignation. “We at the Herald only publish the finest of investigative journalism!”

(Holofernes herself is more focused on tabloid-style articles. One of her sisters, Pasiphae, is the one that does clickbait.)

[ask-waifu-chan]

:3

Sev gonna die of having his soul sucked out through his dick. Ha!

Sevatar snorted dryly, “This is fine.”

[ask-waifu-chan]

48. OC who is a perfect cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure

Honestly I’d say @ask-waifu-chan’s little Daemon, but she’s with Slannesh… so I’d have to go for either @24hourstilldeath’s 24, or @littlelostpsyker’s Verit… none of my muses are really cinnamon rolls beyond Icewing, and that’s because his people don’t know anything about what’s actually happening in the galaxy, they are content to stay away from everyone.