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Redesign of @ohgodallthefandoms-backup 's OC

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Death, about Anteros' costume: I can't take you seriously wearing that

Anteros: Awe, you take me seriously at all?

Death: Fair point

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Pestilence: yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over his mouth* I said stop eating it!

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Retribution: That's illegal, right?

Diamondback: Why do you care? Are you a cop?

Retribution: No-

Diamondback: Then shut the hell up

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Conquest: How often do you exercise?

Pestilence: 3 times

Conquest: A day? A week? A month?

Pestilence: look, I already gave my answer

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Retribution: Gender is a racket

Abrael: And boy howdy, am I playing tennis

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Famine: fruits that don't live up ta their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew an' dragonfruit

Famine: what are fruits that do live up ta their names?

Famine: orange

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Famine: ya know what I learned from my friendship with Ret?

Pestilence: there's no such thing as too mean?

Death: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Abrael: Always hold a grudge?

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Othni: Fun psychological fact:

Othni: If a tear falls from your right eye first, you're a little bitch

Othni: But if a tear falls from your left eye first, you're still a little bitch

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Pestilence: so, why did you ask me to come with you?

War: I told you, I need your help-

Pestilence: bullshit. you just decimated that whole group before I could even lift a finger, and you even successfully protected me in the process. what's the real reason?

War:

Pestilence: ...are you blushing??

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Famine: how do ya feel about liftin' heavy things?

Abrael: Connie literally just said I should avoid-

Famine: bein' a wuss? I agree

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Conquest: Aren't you gonna go to bed, Glo? You're usually asleep by now

Glo: I can’t, this is too important

Conquest: What?...

Glo: Someone is wrong on the internet and I have to show them how stupid they are

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Abrael: Do we have any orange juice left?

Pestilence: *pours the remaining juice into his cup while maintaining eye contact*

Pestilence: we're all out

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Anteros: Which movie are you guys gonna go see tonight?

Retribution: I always just go to whichever movie the group wants

Anteros: Which one do they wanna see?

Retribution: I haven't decided yet

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[In the middle of a fight]

Pestilence: you're pathetic!

Abrael: You're pathetic-er!

Famine: (joking) you're both losers

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Conquest: We all believe in you, Pestilence!

Retribution: I don't

Conquest: All of us besides Ret believe in you

Death: He doesn't always have the best ideas

Pestilence:

Conquest: I believe in you. That should be good enough

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Othni: Can I have a word with you?

Tango: Take two. Fuck and Off

Othni: That was three, actually